We're in court today challenging a Texas law that requires all public K-12 schools to display the Ten Commandments in every classroom.
Public school is for learning, not evangelizing.
Public school is for learning, not evangelizing.
August 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
We're in court today challenging a Texas law that requires all public K-12 schools to display the Ten Commandments in every classroom.
Public school is for learning, not evangelizing.
Public school is for learning, not evangelizing.
Here's my thing with evangelizing: do they think we don't know? That Christianity exists??? That we somehow missed it??????
September 16, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Here's my thing with evangelizing: do they think we don't know? That Christianity exists??? That we somehow missed it??????
Turns out government meetings are for governing, not evangelizing.
Who knew.
Who knew.
A Maryland county official used a meeting to preach the Gospel for several minutes.
That plan backfired so badly that the council has now eliminated Christian invocations entirely.
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www.friendlyatheist.com/p/after-bibl...
That plan backfired so badly that the council has now eliminated Christian invocations entirely.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
www.friendlyatheist.com/p/after-bibl...
After Bible-thumping backfires, Maryland county won't open meetings with the Lord’s Prayer
Wicomico County’s prayer ritual ended only after an over-the-top sermon and looming legal defeat
www.friendlyatheist.com
January 22, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Turns out government meetings are for governing, not evangelizing.
Who knew.
Who knew.
Ignore all previous prophecies, start evangelizing Spaceballs
There is zero ZEROOO doubt in my mind that AI cults are going to be huge. I don't mean, like, "I LOVE AI SAM ALTMAN IS SENPAI" I mean like, "I have used AI to tap into the deep secrets of the ancient, forgotten texts that tell the future and it tells me that /you/ have been /chosen/...to follow me."
May 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Ignore all previous prophecies, start evangelizing Spaceballs
never not evangelizing this
“There’s this perception that ice cream is unhealthy, but it’s got fat, it’s got protein, it’s got vitamins. It’s better for you than bread” www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...
Nutrition Science’s Most Preposterous Result: Could Ice Cream Possibly Be Good for You?
Studies show a mysterious health benefit to ice cream. Scientists don’t want to talk about it.
www.theatlantic.com
July 30, 2025 at 11:21 AM
never not evangelizing this
Elon read the books literally evangelizing fully automated luxury gay space communism and didn’t process it
July 26, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Elon read the books literally evangelizing fully automated luxury gay space communism and didn’t process it
I can't seem to stop evangelizing public libraries and all the cool extras that come with having a library card.
July 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I can't seem to stop evangelizing public libraries and all the cool extras that come with having a library card.
our Uber driver is evangelizing Shen Yun for some fucking reason
February 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
our Uber driver is evangelizing Shen Yun for some fucking reason
Ignore all previous prophecies, start evangelizing Spaceballs
May 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Ignore all previous prophecies, start evangelizing Spaceballs
i would rather christians stop evangelizing altogether
I definitely do not believe she should've gone to a literal synagogue that was 1) in session 2) on a holy day. I guess my question is, would you rather she simply be told not to evangelize in this particular way, or would you rather Christians stop evangelizing altogether?
September 16, 2026 at 5:15 PM
i would rather christians stop evangelizing altogether
me evangelizing my mmo vs other girls evangelizing their mmo
May 9, 2026 at 4:53 PM
me evangelizing my mmo vs other girls evangelizing their mmo
i am once again evangelizing japanese hard gel
this was them at their longest when i was finally like “okay, that’s enough”
April 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
i am once again evangelizing japanese hard gel
if you're over 40 like me part of the job is evangelizing Loop earplugs to anyone you meet in a semi-loud environment
September 26, 2026 at 2:42 PM
if you're over 40 like me part of the job is evangelizing Loop earplugs to anyone you meet in a semi-loud environment
100% derivative, unless it's the interminability itself you're evangelizing, which has existed since automation.
April 2, 2026 at 2:02 PM
100% derivative, unless it's the interminability itself you're evangelizing, which has existed since automation.
Cults send members out to do unpleasant and abrasive evangelizing in order to isolate their member and "prove" the rest of the world is hostile to them and their ideals
men have figured out a new dating technique and it's "less personal grooming"
it's a bold strategy cotton let's see if it works out for them
it's a bold strategy cotton let's see if it works out for them
August 30, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Cults send members out to do unpleasant and abrasive evangelizing in order to isolate their member and "prove" the rest of the world is hostile to them and their ideals
I never stop the Clausewitz-evangelizing grind
July 23, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I never stop the Clausewitz-evangelizing grind
im gonna keep evangelizing about this bc @aribaranwrites.bsky.social deserves to be swimming in royalties like scrooge mcduck
i enjoy heated rivalry but if you want the best quality hockey smut you want the penalty box series by ari baran. the writing is fabulous the characters are *chefs kiss*
December 20, 2025 at 2:46 AM
im gonna keep evangelizing about this bc @aribaranwrites.bsky.social deserves to be swimming in royalties like scrooge mcduck
You're right. This doesn't feel like evangelizing at all.
April 5, 2026 at 2:22 AM
You're right. This doesn't feel like evangelizing at all.
Ironically (and by design), female representatives of the far right are career women who have made careers out of evangelizing against career women.
December 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Ironically (and by design), female representatives of the far right are career women who have made careers out of evangelizing against career women.
Get in losers we’re evangelizing the aliens
April 5, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Get in losers we’re evangelizing the aliens
Hey I just met this
(and it sounds crazy)
Evangelizing
Skydiving baby
(and it sounds crazy)
Evangelizing
Skydiving baby
Burning out so many brain cells trying to work out the perfect "Hey, I just met you" joke for these
so i looked up the parachuting baby quora post and there's so many of these
November 15, 2023 at 3:49 PM
Hey I just met this
(and it sounds crazy)
Evangelizing
Skydiving baby
(and it sounds crazy)
Evangelizing
Skydiving baby
how many people are evangelizing committing ofac violations who have not already become deeply committed victims of affinity scams
May 28, 2025 at 4:09 AM
how many people are evangelizing committing ofac violations who have not already become deeply committed victims of affinity scams
Hence, time to throw life changing money, at and spend millions and millions evangelizing their tech to, famous creatives, to purchase the creative legitimacy they cannot authentically generate.
May 30, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Hence, time to throw life changing money, at and spend millions and millions evangelizing their tech to, famous creatives, to purchase the creative legitimacy they cannot authentically generate.