I cannot stress enough how these are PTA moms and soccer coach dads and I can best describe the vibe as “festively bloodthirsty”
March 28, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I cannot stress enough how these are PTA moms and soccer coach dads and I can best describe the vibe as “festively bloodthirsty”
Festively plump
December 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Festively plump
Festively bloodthirsty is a vibe we should bring to more functions 🫣
March 28, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Festively bloodthirsty is a vibe we should bring to more functions 🫣
Festively drunk!
December 14, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Festively drunk!
the block of cornbread looks solid hello broccoli you are green the corn is spilled festively i enjoy food
This is what was served to people that paid to have thanksgiving dinner with Trump and Elon last night at Mar-a-Lago 🤣
November 29, 2024 at 11:37 PM
the block of cornbread looks solid hello broccoli you are green the corn is spilled festively i enjoy food
once again my brother and I did not coordinate but dressed "festively"
December 25, 2024 at 12:42 PM
once again my brother and I did not coordinate but dressed "festively"
*whispering* kess-ler syn-drome …
Kessler Syndrome
KESSler SYNdrome
*banging table festively*
KESSLER SYNDROME!!
Kessler Syndrome
KESSler SYNdrome
*banging table festively*
KESSLER SYNDROME!!
A few months ago I gave a public talk about satellites at a local brewery & afterwards one of the attendees asked me if I'd like to collaborate on an OpEd to spread the word about the growing problem of space junk. Long story short, today it's on the front page of the digital WaPo: wapo.st/4yqgbLn
Opinion | Look at Earth’s orbit. This mess is dangerous.
Space debris is a safety risk, both on the Earth’s surface and in orbit.
wapo.st
July 20, 2026 at 4:41 PM
*whispering* kess-ler syn-drome …
Kessler Syndrome
KESSler SYNdrome
*banging table festively*
KESSLER SYNDROME!!
Kessler Syndrome
KESSler SYNdrome
*banging table festively*
KESSLER SYNDROME!!
festively bloodthirsty is my professional, personal, and political brand.
March 28, 2026 at 8:42 PM
festively bloodthirsty is my professional, personal, and political brand.
no thoughts only crimes
December 3, 2024 at 6:23 PM
no thoughts only crimes
It is festively appropriate to sit on any shelf that presents itself.
December 9, 2024 at 10:05 AM
It is festively appropriate to sit on any shelf that presents itself.
Spoiler alert: that baby dies.
Eat arbys festively.
Eat arbys festively.
December 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Spoiler alert: that baby dies.
Eat arbys festively.
Eat arbys festively.
Very festively named jack-o'-lantern mushie!
October 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Very festively named jack-o'-lantern mushie!
What is it about watering your garden in pajamas that feels so festively jovial?
July 21, 2026 at 5:58 PM
What is it about watering your garden in pajamas that feels so festively jovial?
“Festively Bloodthirsty” is an excellent description of all the anti fascist protests I’ve been to
I cannot stress enough how these are PTA moms and soccer coach dads and I can best describe the vibe as “festively bloodthirsty”
March 28, 2026 at 8:30 PM
“Festively Bloodthirsty” is an excellent description of all the anti fascist protests I’ve been to
At the end of 2025 I was at my indulgent heaviest. Let’s see if I can get festively bigger this year.
December 21, 2025 at 9:50 AM
At the end of 2025 I was at my indulgent heaviest. Let’s see if I can get festively bigger this year.
Craig and Susan are being as patient as can be expected – mostly because they can't reach the ribbons.
December 24, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Craig and Susan are being as patient as can be expected – mostly because they can't reach the ribbons.
who needs rockefeller center??
December 17, 2025 at 1:37 AM
who needs rockefeller center??
Festively full 🫃🏻
December 26, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Festively full 🫃🏻
Merry Christmas from Casey and his very sweet Mom, Sunny! 🎁🎄⛄
December 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Merry Christmas from Casey and his very sweet Mom, Sunny! 🎁🎄⛄
[festively] I hope you children are all prepared for tonight’s home invasion
December 24, 2024 at 10:06 PM
[festively] I hope you children are all prepared for tonight’s home invasion
wiggles ass Festively
December 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
wiggles ass Festively
Bouncing on it (festively)
December 25, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Bouncing on it (festively)
That’s a great name for a band: Festively Bloodthirsty
March 28, 2026 at 8:47 PM
That’s a great name for a band: Festively Bloodthirsty
Festively eating BACON!!
April 5, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Festively eating BACON!!