Mark Kelly has more courage and patriotism in his hair follicles than Trump and Hegseth combined.
Yeah, I said it.
Yeah, I said it.
January 5, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Mark Kelly has more courage and patriotism in his hair follicles than Trump and Hegseth combined.
Yeah, I said it.
Yeah, I said it.
Follicles was the Greek God of hair growth.
September 7, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Follicles was the Greek God of hair growth.
elon musk is absolutely farming follicles
I read this assuming Saxon was the baby he drags around the White House.
This is Saxon. He's 20 years old.
This is Saxon. He's 20 years old.
March 22, 2026 at 1:43 AM
elon musk is absolutely farming follicles
Please, there were less people than Bezos hair follicles.
June 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Please, there were less people than Bezos hair follicles.
Is the author not aware of the effects hormones have on hair growth? Why are follicles being 'opened' and 'closed'. What's going on. Does he think trans women have special follicles?
August 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Is the author not aware of the effects hormones have on hair growth? Why are follicles being 'opened' and 'closed'. What's going on. Does he think trans women have special follicles?
June 29, 2026 at 10:25 AM
there are ingrown hairs and then there are follicles that harbor vendettas
August 30, 2026 at 6:26 PM
there are ingrown hairs and then there are follicles that harbor vendettas
Reading a book written by a cis man where a trans woman, in a sci-fi setting, 'opens the follicles on her scalp and closes the ones on her face' as part of her transition and I'm intensely, profoundly confused. I don't think that's how human follicles work.
August 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Reading a book written by a cis man where a trans woman, in a sci-fi setting, 'opens the follicles on her scalp and closes the ones on her face' as part of her transition and I'm intensely, profoundly confused. I don't think that's how human follicles work.
"I need to get rid of this texture 😭"
...What texture?
You mean your actual fucking face? Your follicles?
...What texture?
You mean your actual fucking face? Your follicles?
February 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
"I need to get rid of this texture 😭"
...What texture?
You mean your actual fucking face? Your follicles?
...What texture?
You mean your actual fucking face? Your follicles?
Fantastic follicles!
January 31, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Fantastic follicles!
Follicles hard at work 😂
September 20, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Follicles hard at work 😂
A volcano, because we have angered the hair follicles of the Gods.
March 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
A volcano, because we have angered the hair follicles of the Gods.
what if weeds could grow from our hair follicles
May 19, 2026 at 3:26 PM
what if weeds could grow from our hair follicles
See you in hell, follicles
(First full facial laser sesh today)
(First full facial laser sesh today)
January 18, 2026 at 10:54 PM
See you in hell, follicles
(First full facial laser sesh today)
(First full facial laser sesh today)
Breaking news! DOGE scrambles to recruit hair follicles after cuts were made to trump’s toupe following reports it was full of waste, fraud, and abuse. #GovernmentEfficiency
April 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Breaking news! DOGE scrambles to recruit hair follicles after cuts were made to trump’s toupe following reports it was full of waste, fraud, and abuse. #GovernmentEfficiency
Does he think cis men and cis women have different... follicles? I don't understand.
August 4, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Does he think cis men and cis women have different... follicles? I don't understand.
WOMEN WANT ME
FOLLICLES FEAR ME
FOLLICLES FEAR ME
October 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
WOMEN WANT ME
FOLLICLES FEAR ME
FOLLICLES FEAR ME
Sometimes worldbuilding brings you to silly places like creating fantasy variations of hair follicles. Surely this will be helpful to your campaign. You're welcome.
April 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Sometimes worldbuilding brings you to silly places like creating fantasy variations of hair follicles. Surely this will be helpful to your campaign. You're welcome.
I don't have enough hair to worry about hairstyles, but this new 'mullet patch' looks like a waste of good follicles.
March 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I don't have enough hair to worry about hairstyles, but this new 'mullet patch' looks like a waste of good follicles.
Colliding shakes, unexpected price to value ratio, always a type of surprise hitting your brain follicles like a sonic crash, not as fast, velocity distorted by sheer mass in motion, a failure of before hand mentioned follicles to even process the magnitude of thus situation here #nsfw #furrynsfw
June 17, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Colliding shakes, unexpected price to value ratio, always a type of surprise hitting your brain follicles like a sonic crash, not as fast, velocity distorted by sheer mass in motion, a failure of before hand mentioned follicles to even process the magnitude of thus situation here #nsfw #furrynsfw
Finished!
RIP my follicles
RIP my follicles
August 27, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Finished!
RIP my follicles
RIP my follicles
I will become a weapon, from these follicles will sprout knives.
September 30, 2024 at 9:20 PM
I will become a weapon, from these follicles will sprout knives.
My hair follicles in my face and from my neck downwards are transphobic.
June 10, 2024 at 4:14 PM
My hair follicles in my face and from my neck downwards are transphobic.