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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom

@darklyadapted.bsky.social

In Teignmouth. People from outside the UK will not get this. #ForkHandles

Traditional hardware shop called Fork Handles.

December 10, 2024 at 12:51 PM

Mands

@skipper68uk.bsky.social

If you know you know ... #fourcandles #forkhandles #comedyclassic

November 19, 2024 at 1:42 PM

Herr Donkey Gunther Büergers

@calamityjon.bsky.social

Here, I wrote it down, "fork handles." Do you have any?

The Two Ronnies in the midst of the Four Candles/Forkhandles sketch

October 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM

partwave∴

@partickle.bsky.social

Inside you are forkhandles

Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · Jan 12

Inside you are Two and a Half Men

January 12, 2025 at 6:42 AM

Scott Rochester

@scottrochester.bsky.social

#WipSnips 3 Sep 'effective '

They're in the ironmonger's shop #ForkHandles.

For good reason #Kayt is clockwatching. Meanwhile #AngryBard is engrossed, exploring boxes of junk.

#SlenderWolf #voyage #Douglas #ComicBooks #romance #WritingCommunity #IndieAuthor #ships #bookSky #LoveStory #Lancaster

WIP extract book 2 of 6
SlenderWolf In With the In Crowd

Chapter N
Not Only ForkHandles

“Bill! These paperweights? What are these?”

Kayt is paying considerably more attention to the time than she normally does. Anxiously looking at the clock on the wall, then cross checking it on her own watch, her stress level is increasing by the minute.

Finally realising that the plan is to exchange locks of hair, she is dumbfounded that her boyfriend and the ironmonger are engaged in protracted debate.

Victorian artefacts and comic books.

Something called a parachute.

OddSox actually knows HayWire.

DickyTicker must be one of his colleagues.

And now there is apparently something important about the weird looking paperweights.

Kayt (Manx, pronounced Cat, meaning kitty) - A watercolour painting of an attractive 17 year old girl. She has gorgeous long dark golden blonde hair and her eyes are dark hazel brown. Her face has a picture perfect smile revealing lovely white teeth. She is wearing a lurid lime green crop top dance outfit over a shapely body.

A photo of two metal bars, from some kind of device, now repurposed as paperweights

AngryBard - A watercolour painting of a slim, attractive 14 year old boy - he has neat dark brown hair, trimmed nicely with a gentle wave on the crown. His eyes are a beautiful deep blue. His face has a thoughtful expression with a hint of a smile. He’s wearing a plain white T shirt. AngryBard is rarely angry unless you interfere with his book reading habit.

copyright © Scott Rochester 2026

September 3, 2026 at 8:22 AM

Hippy Hipster

@hippy-hipster.bsky.social

Four Candles. 19-12-25. #photography #candles #forkhandles #hipsta

December 19, 2025 at 4:05 PM

Michael Brunström

@michaelbrunstrom.bsky.social

Last one. Mini Christmas project: illustrations of the thirteen Icelandic Yule Lads.
13 Kertasníkir
#yulelads #kertasníkir #forkhandles

Drawing of head tipped back with four candles in the mouth.

December 24, 2025 at 7:03 AM

Ted Maul

@blindtubemares.bsky.social

@forkhandles

Techmeme @techmeme.com · Oct 19

X plans a Handle Marketplace for Premium+ and Business subscribers to search for and request inactive usernames; rare handles can cost from $2,500 to $1M+ (Terrence O'Brien/The Verge)

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October 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM

quotemaster1.bsky.social

@quotemaster1.bsky.social

Forkhandles

October 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM

Macca

@amac63.bsky.social

Haha!
#ForkHandles

October 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM

Rick Eveleigh

@rickeveleigh.bsky.social

two more for the set #forkhandles

December 25, 2024 at 7:56 PM

Elaine/Lainy

@afanofallsorts.bsky.social

I just searched forkhandles and that came up 😁

May 2, 2026 at 2:29 PM

King Richard I 👑

@icarfaem.bsky.social

It was only in November that I realised Chain of Command drew from Nineteen Eighty-Four.

#FourLights
#ForkHandles

June 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM

Caitríona Devery

@caitrionadevery.bsky.social

Still no power or water in Pullough
#forkhandles

December 7, 2024 at 7:49 PM

Rick Eveleigh

@rickeveleigh.bsky.social

getting there - one more to go #forkhandles

December 26, 2024 at 9:56 PM

Cardinal Cyn

@jacquelinecable.bsky.social

#forkHandles
For #fuckofffriday

#farrageriots
Commence xx

Good peelings spuddibaby x

ASH TRAY The First, Popetato of Wülferhampton 📎 @thomasashman64.bsky.social · Jul 24

My Daily Count Binface appreciation post

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July 24, 2026 at 7:11 AM

Allie Morgan

@grumpwitch.bsky.social

Would've been impossible to share anyway.

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July 4, 2026 at 10:21 PM

Ryan Line

@ryanline.bsky.social

At a local shop, the prophecy is fulfilled #FourCandles #ForkHandles #AustraliaDay

Packaging for a 4-pack of candles and for wooden forks

January 26, 2026 at 1:24 AM

Dr. Deanna Allison

@deannaallison.bsky.social

I love this tradition. Our 4th candle is lit for the 4th Sunday in Advent.
#tradition #candle #Advent #Austria #Österreich #Adventwreath #wreath #Christmas #Weihnachten #Adventssonntag #Adventskranz #Kerze
And, for any UK friends who remember The Two Ronnies, happy #forkhandles day!

December 22, 2024 at 9:22 AM

Richard Hesketh

@richardhesketh.bsky.social

Beautiful. Cheeky. Gently obscene at times. The best of Ronnie Barker. Part of me wishes that he'd not done Two Ronnies but, #ForkHandles.

www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Lines From My Grandfather's Forehead - Series 2 - Episode 1 - BBC Sounds

Reshuffling Patron Saints and an 'Under Milk Wood' spoof. Stars Ronnie Barker.

www.bbc.co.uk

May 11, 2025 at 7:17 AM

Richard🐈‍⬛🫥🔊🎧🍫🌮👋📖📚

@oldgeek297.bsky.social

Now it's Christmas
With the lighting on the 4 candles
The wifey just shows me a blank look ...and smirks
youtu.be/Ozpek_FrOPs?...
#forkhandles
#4candles
#2ronnies