#fortnightly
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August 20, 2026 at 11:56 PM
*chants ominously* fortnightly, fortnightly, fortnightly FORTNIGHTLY FORTNIGHTLY FORTNIGHTLY
Can we all just agree that “biweekly” means every other week, and “twice-weekly” means twice a week? Or better yet, just get rid of “biweekly” altogether?
December 8, 2023 at 3:52 PM
How did this become the "fortnightly relitigation of the Falklands" app?
April 25, 2026 at 5:24 PM
ambiguous: biweekly

unambiguous: fortnightly

supercilious: fort-yearly
April 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Testing out the webcam before my fortnightly chat with my PhD supervisor.
April 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Sad news for the voters of Clacton who were hoping Farage would be able to bend the POTUS’ ear about fortnightly bin collections.
Massive humiliation for Farage, who tipped off the UK press that he was flying to Florida to have dinner with Trump... only for Trump to decide he had more interesting things to do when Nigel arrived.
March 9, 2026 at 8:29 AM
They put a chemical in it that makes you crave it fortnightly, smartass
July 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
What if you only crave it fortnightly?
October 5, 2026 at 11:28 PM
My fortnightly salary must enjoy the 24 hours that it spends in my bank account.
December 7, 2024 at 9:09 PM
promotional Akira sweatshirt, Young Magazine 1984
May 13, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Fortnightly weigh in time
August 20, 2023 at 11:03 PM
Broken records are right fortnightly... or something.
May 17, 2026 at 5:04 PM
My British book editor says "fortnightly" instead of "biweekly" and it's such an unambiguous breath of fresh air.
December 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I suppose it’s time again for my fortnightly slut post
November 7, 2024 at 3:58 AM
Bin man here. When we empty your recycling bin we do judge. Those at number 10 cannot hide the fortnightly 30+ wine bottles
December 20, 2024 at 8:25 AM
fortnightly sunday selfie and skircle 😼🫶
June 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Fortnightly barberisation has occurred
August 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
For those curious, I’m learning French, having never studied it before. What I’m using:
* Duolingo, daily
* Pimsleur, occasionally
* 1-1 tutoring, weekly
* Conversation group, fortnightly
* Grammar workbooks, occasionally
* Texting w/ French friend
* French media (TV, radio, audiobooks) in downtime
January 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Next question before I start woking on the fortnightly newsletter

Pineapple on pizza

Yes or no
November 21, 2024 at 6:59 AM
The government are initiating a new literacy scheme whereby those on Jobseeker's Allowance will now receive a classic novel in addition to their fortnightly payment. The first novel will be The Metamorphosis by Kafka. It’s Franz with benefits
December 2, 2024 at 11:32 AM
“Fortnightly.”

Done. Already exists. Use it, America.
March 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Hello, it's my fortnightly reminder that I wrote a book about history and you might enjoy it xxx
December 4, 2024 at 5:36 PM
May I suggest the word "fortnightly" for all your "14 days & nights" needs?
December 7, 2023 at 6:24 PM
To cause confusion in meetings, I use biweekly, fortnightly, bimonthly, postpone, prepone, backdate, frontdate, momentarily, momentously, memento, momentum, etc, sometimes wrongly. Doing my bit of simple sabotage so we humans can find ourselves.
May 1, 2026 at 2:20 PM