Fozzy Fazzbiz
November 25, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Fozzy Fazzbiz
Was macht die Security in der Nudelfabrik?
Die Pasta auf.
Die Pasta auf.
Fozzy Fozzie Bear GIF
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media.tenor.com
May 5, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Was macht die Security in der Nudelfabrik?
Die Pasta auf.
Die Pasta auf.
Perhaps my greatest work?
October 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Perhaps my greatest work?
fozzy sucks, retire bitch
@jamieloftus.bsky.social
@dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social I will not stand for this Fozzy Bear slander!
He’s one of the most valuable members of the Muppet Theatre, and Kermit’s best friend, dangit!
@dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social I will not stand for this Fozzy Bear slander!
He’s one of the most valuable members of the Muppet Theatre, and Kermit’s best friend, dangit!
a teddy bear with a hat that says press
ALT: a teddy bear with a hat that says press
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
fozzy sucks, retire bitch
Trying to get Fozzy Bear to promote wockable cities
October 1, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Trying to get Fozzy Bear to promote wockable cities
KERMIT: Ah jeez I don’t know if we can pull off this Kennedy Center unveiling.
FOZZY: Hey Kermit! Whaddya call a medieval grainsmith who likes a cup of yeah?
KERMIT: Oh Fozzy, I don’t —
FOZZY: Steepin Miller! Wokka wokka!
GONZO: It’s terrible!
KERMIT: You’re tellin me.
GONZO: No, Rizzo got deported!
FOZZY: Hey Kermit! Whaddya call a medieval grainsmith who likes a cup of yeah?
KERMIT: Oh Fozzy, I don’t —
FOZZY: Steepin Miller! Wokka wokka!
GONZO: It’s terrible!
KERMIT: You’re tellin me.
GONZO: No, Rizzo got deported!
September 21, 2026 at 9:31 PM
KERMIT: Ah jeez I don’t know if we can pull off this Kennedy Center unveiling.
FOZZY: Hey Kermit! Whaddya call a medieval grainsmith who likes a cup of yeah?
KERMIT: Oh Fozzy, I don’t —
FOZZY: Steepin Miller! Wokka wokka!
GONZO: It’s terrible!
KERMIT: You’re tellin me.
GONZO: No, Rizzo got deported!
FOZZY: Hey Kermit! Whaddya call a medieval grainsmith who likes a cup of yeah?
KERMIT: Oh Fozzy, I don’t —
FOZZY: Steepin Miller! Wokka wokka!
GONZO: It’s terrible!
KERMIT: You’re tellin me.
GONZO: No, Rizzo got deported!
I guess whoever they picked.. was.. was the most.. Popeular.. Right?!
May 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I guess whoever they picked.. was.. was the most.. Popeular.. Right?!
As you may have noted from Alexa's spacesuit patch, love for the Muppets runs deep around here.
June 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
As you may have noted from Alexa's spacesuit patch, love for the Muppets runs deep around here.
Here's Fozzy!
Fozzy needs a home!
See my shop!
Fozzy needs a home!
See my shop!
May 21, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Here's Fozzy!
Fozzy needs a home!
See my shop!
Fozzy needs a home!
See my shop!
I wanted to grow up to be fozzy bear
September 24, 2026 at 1:37 PM
I wanted to grow up to be fozzy bear
Fozzy Bear's Facepalm Moment
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September 25, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Fozzy Bear's Facepalm Moment
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September 11, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Jason weirdly didn't make this clear in his initial post but he's talking about Fozzy Bear.
The day he dies is going to be the most annoying day in internet history, the waves of celebration and pearl-clutching scolding for the celebration will come seconds apart. NOTHING in the last 30 years compares, EVERYONE will feel the need to weigh in, in the worst way possible. Everyone.
May 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Jason weirdly didn't make this clear in his initial post but he's talking about Fozzy Bear.
Where does Fozzy Bear get his internet information?
Waka Wakapedia
Waka Wakapedia
July 3, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Where does Fozzy Bear get his internet information?
Waka Wakapedia
Waka Wakapedia
Let me explain something to you democratic lawmakers-
If you’re not standing against Trump in every single way & impeding him wherever he tries to move, you are working directly against your own voters. You know-those people that actually got you elected?
STOP HELPING REPUBLICANS!
If you’re not standing against Trump in every single way & impeding him wherever he tries to move, you are working directly against your own voters. You know-those people that actually got you elected?
STOP HELPING REPUBLICANS!
Fozzy Ffs
ALT: Fozzy Ffs
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July 25, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Let me explain something to you democratic lawmakers-
If you’re not standing against Trump in every single way & impeding him wherever he tries to move, you are working directly against your own voters. You know-those people that actually got you elected?
STOP HELPING REPUBLICANS!
If you’re not standing against Trump in every single way & impeding him wherever he tries to move, you are working directly against your own voters. You know-those people that actually got you elected?
STOP HELPING REPUBLICANS!
Ooh I’ll catch up on some #ncfc news today, what’s been happening. A few moments later
Fozzy Bear's Facepalm Moment
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September 22, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Ooh I’ll catch up on some #ncfc news today, what’s been happening. A few moments later
Fozzy Bear's Facepalm Moment
ALT: Fozzy Bear's Facepalm Moment
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September 27, 2026 at 3:44 AM