Seagull This Far Inland Must Be Total Fuckup https://theonion.com/seagull-this-far-inland-must-be-total-fuckup-1819578988/
June 26, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Seagull This Far Inland Must Be Total Fuckup https://theonion.com/seagull-this-far-inland-must-be-total-fuckup-1819578988/
Seagull This Far Inland Must Be Total Fuckup https://theonion.com/seagull-this-far-inland-must-be-total-fuckup-1819578988/
July 27, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Seagull This Far Inland Must Be Total Fuckup https://theonion.com/seagull-this-far-inland-must-be-total-fuckup-1819578988/
dɯnɹʇ's an Epic, (twice in our country's history-level,) Fückup.
December 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
dɯnɹʇ's an Epic, (twice in our country's history-level,) Fückup.
America. Come for the national security fuckup, stay for the economy fuckup.
April 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
America. Come for the national security fuckup, stay for the economy fuckup.
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I feel like this is a massive fuckup even by NYT standards
June 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I feel like this is a massive fuckup even by NYT standards
A spectacular Roberts Court fuckup.
Another. I meant Another spectacular Roberts Court fuckup.
Another. I meant Another spectacular Roberts Court fuckup.
October 1, 2026 at 4:12 AM
A spectacular Roberts Court fuckup.
Another. I meant Another spectacular Roberts Court fuckup.
Another. I meant Another spectacular Roberts Court fuckup.
being the fuckup brother is bad enough, I cannot imagine being the fuckup identical twin
They’re burying the weirdest part of this story, which is that this congressman’s twin brother keeps trying and failing to replace him in various jobs and is now hoping to replace him in this one
November 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
being the fuckup brother is bad enough, I cannot imagine being the fuckup identical twin
Too much of a fuckup for the Trump White House. Jesus.
September 30, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Too much of a fuckup for the Trump White House. Jesus.
Imagine what a fuckup you have to be to get fired for incompetence in this administration.
April 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Imagine what a fuckup you have to be to get fired for incompetence in this administration.
this is a MUCH worse fuckup than a rocket blowing up
One of the SpaceX fan cams caught a crane collapse at Starbase in Texas. This kind of thing only happens from a completely unacceptable safety culture failure and I'd be shocked if there wasn't a death here
June 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
this is a MUCH worse fuckup than a rocket blowing up
apocalyptic fuckup squad
October 5, 2023 at 12:14 AM
apocalyptic fuckup squad
Going to mildly suggest that making Jamelle Bouie the sin-eater for every management fuckup at the New York Times is not particularly cool
July 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Going to mildly suggest that making Jamelle Bouie the sin-eater for every management fuckup at the New York Times is not particularly cool
another masterful fuckup, sir
So Telegram’s CEO tweets this morning about a partnership with Grok, complete with a sizzle reel showing the product integration. X CEO retweets with a 💪🏼. Hours later, Elon Musk claims no deal has been signed after all.
May 28, 2025 at 11:58 PM
another masterful fuckup, sir
lmao holy shit what a fuckup
June 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
lmao holy shit what a fuckup
Operation Epic Fuckup
So, in launching a huge bombing campaign on Iran they apparently didn't plan for:
- Who takes over;
- Interceptor shortages from sustained drone retaliation;
- How to defend US bases in the region;
- Threats to ships in the Strait of Hormuz; and
- How to evacuate Americans with airspace closed.
- Who takes over;
- Interceptor shortages from sustained drone retaliation;
- How to defend US bases in the region;
- Threats to ships in the Strait of Hormuz; and
- How to evacuate Americans with airspace closed.
March 4, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Operation Epic Fuckup
another Sirianni fuckup
Why didn't the eagles just fly Odysseus straight to Ithaca
July 21, 2026 at 4:31 PM
another Sirianni fuckup
Genuinely not joking that this might be a massive fuckup on the Republicans' part
September 23, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Genuinely not joking that this might be a massive fuckup on the Republicans' part
Mayor Pete called it a fuckup so you know it’s bad
March 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Mayor Pete called it a fuckup so you know it’s bad
Cross-country Fuckup
February 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Cross-country Fuckup
Another masterstroke from President Fuckup
TRUMP on Truth Social just now: "I agree to suspend the bombing and attack of Iran for a period of two weeks."
April 7, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Another masterstroke from President Fuckup
Another ongoing FBI fuckup that isn’t getting a whole lot of attention
Law enforcement on Tuesday released photos of a masked individual appearing to tamper with the camera at Nancy Guthrie’s front door on the morning of her disappearance. 🔗 on.wsj.com/46uTQjq
February 10, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Another ongoing FBI fuckup that isn’t getting a whole lot of attention
Man Who Got Shit Together 5 Years Ago Still Viewed As Lovable Fuckup By Friends, Family https://theonion.com/man-who-got-shit-together-5-years-ago-still-viewed-as-l-1819574386/
January 3, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Man Who Got Shit Together 5 Years Ago Still Viewed As Lovable Fuckup By Friends, Family https://theonion.com/man-who-got-shit-together-5-years-ago-still-viewed-as-l-1819574386/
A rare but dangerous fuckup by Emma Tucker www.theverge.com/politics/777...
The WSJ carelessly spread anti-trans misinformation
The Wall Street Journal’s fuckup while covering Charlie Kirk’s killing needs more than an editor’s note.
www.theverge.com
September 13, 2025 at 2:07 AM
A rare but dangerous fuckup by Emma Tucker www.theverge.com/politics/777...