#functionally
There is functionally no individual voter fraud. None. Zero. Zip.
March 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Columbia functionally returning to its original name King’s College
July 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
i think it's cool that the president is functionally a drug-addled billionaire nazi
Musk power grab: the EO Trump signed today puts Musk's DOGE mostly in charge of developing massive downsizing plans for federal agencies, and explicitly gives DOGE approval authority over "all" hiring into career civil service positions

www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
Implementing The President's "Department of Government Efficiency" Workforce Optimization Initiative
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered:     Section 1.
www.whitehouse.gov
February 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
And who “writes” a picture? The dude is functionally illiterate.
July 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
A Republican Congress is functionally the same as no Congress.
October 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
He’s functionally abolished Congress
April 4, 2026 at 8:27 PM
It’s very simple: the 6 republican Supreme Court justices are functionally no different than klansmen
This is absolutely outrageous. SCOTUS reinstated Texas gerrymander 15 weeks before primary because they claimed it was too close to election to block it but now allowing Alabama to gerrymander one week before primary after trial court found map was intentionally discriminatory against Black voters
#BREAKING: Over dissents from the three Democratic appointees, #SCOTUS issues “GVRs” in the Alabama cases—vacating district court injunctions & remanding for further proceedings in light of Callais.

In practice, this means Alabama can now redraw its congressional districts in time for the midterms:
May 11, 2026 at 11:31 PM
i think it is great that conservative students functionally work as a volunteer stasi for republican politicians and conservative media
"An Indiana University instructor who showed a graphic in class that listed the “Make America Great Again” slogan as covert white supremacy has lost her job."
www.nytimes.com/2026/06/17/u...
Indiana Professor Who Taught Anti-White Supremacy Lesson Loses Job
www.nytimes.com
June 23, 2026 at 3:29 PM
The phrase “according to prediction markets” is functionally equivalent to “according to ChatGPT” which is functionally equivalent to “according to the vibe out there on the streets.”
May 25, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Begs the question: is Trump functionally illiterate?
June 1, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Functionally indistinguishable from the way Putin talks about Ukraine & Xi talks about Taiwan.
Trump: "From the shores of Havana to the banks of the Panama Canal, we will drive out the forces of lawlessness and crime and foreign encroachment"
May 20, 2026 at 7:45 PM
I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
February 2, 2026 at 7:24 PM
You people are so boring.

Politics aside, X started becoming a functionally shitty product.
December 12, 2024 at 7:24 PM
you would have to be functionally insane to believe this
March 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
This functionally ends science in the United States.
BREAKING:

New proposed OMB regulation, applying to all federal grants, requiring grant reviews by senior political appointees and re-emphasizes that "peer review remains advisory and does not replace agency discretion".

#standupforscience

public-inspection.federalregister.gov/2026-10817.pdf
public-inspection.federalregister.gov
May 28, 2026 at 4:54 PM
I'm not sure making presidential pardons functionally worthless is the smart play here lol
Mike Johnson: "Every executive action signed by the autopen without written authorization should be voided ... including all the pardons that he signed."
October 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
It bears repeating that Tom Homan is a fucking psycho and Greg Bovino's exile means functionally nothing when it comes to what's happening on the ground in Minnesota.
February 9, 2026 at 6:57 PM
openai’s new ghibli “generator” is explicitly an intentional attempt at humiliation of a prominent objector

openai is culturally fascist as well as functionally fascist

it’s not an accident
March 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The Federal Election Commission (FEC) has been rendered functionally inoperative following the resignation of Commissioner Allen Dickerson and the failure of Trump to appoint new commissioners.
The FEC has been Rendered Functionally Inoperative Without a Quorum
This will prevent enforcing campaign finance laws
meidasnews.com
April 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
FWIW, many Canadian political commentators have been functionally artificially intelligent for years.
September 25, 2026 at 9:34 PM
The $5000 “baby bonus” is functionally very similar to the Earned Income Tax Credit except it doesn’t have the work requirement the GOP has insisted on for decades.
April 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
This is functionally what it means to proclaim the right of Israel to exist as a Jewish state.
The Knesset barred today the only two Palestinian led parties from running in the coming election.
According to an overwhelming majority in the Knesset, the constitutional meaning of a Jewish State is a state where Palestinian citizens cannot run for parliament.
September 23, 2026 at 5:59 PM
*functionally
October 23, 2025 at 10:11 AM