I always look forward to funerals too. Good times.
April 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I always look forward to funerals too. Good times.
He’s skipping funerals for soldiers to golf with the Saudis.
April 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
He’s skipping funerals for soldiers to golf with the Saudis.
flowers aren't just for funerals ✿
September 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
flowers aren't just for funerals ✿
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July 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Man Shopping For Bowling Shoe That Can Also Be Worn To Funerals, Weddings theonion.com/man-sho...
November 2, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Ice cream truck funerals apparently produce the most horror movie ass sound you can hear in real life
June 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Ice cream truck funerals apparently produce the most horror movie ass sound you can hear in real life
Trump is turning military funerals at Arlington into a tourist attraction.
September 8, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Trump is turning military funerals at Arlington into a tourist attraction.
People have looked better than this at their own funerals
November 30, 2025 at 5:04 AM
People have looked better than this at their own funerals
Roger Corman’s funeral should come in on time, under budget and with enough footage to use in three additional funerals.
RIP, Roger Corman, a true film great, and absolutely the only one to also have about 20 different executive produced and/or directed films appear on MST3K.
May 12, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Roger Corman’s funeral should come in on time, under budget and with enough footage to use in three additional funerals.
here's today's post: "shh! don’t wake the elderly golfer. funerals make him sleepy." — way to represent America, dumb-ass"
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shh! don’t wake the elderly golfer. funerals make him sleepy.
way to represent America, dumb-ass
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April 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Nobody does sleeping at funerals like Donnie 😴
April 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Nobody does sleeping at funerals like Donnie 😴
Police funerals in this country always remind me of footage of funerals during The Troubles; the attendees’ motivations are 10% to show respect for the dead and 90% to signal belonging in a sectarian conflict where the retaliatory revenge killing is already being planned.
March 31, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Police funerals in this country always remind me of footage of funerals during The Troubles; the attendees’ motivations are 10% to show respect for the dead and 90% to signal belonging in a sectarian conflict where the retaliatory revenge killing is already being planned.
During the Arab Spring it was basically impossible to tell protest and funerals apart—funerals became protests became funerals became protests again, all the while becoming larger and more impassioned as state murder campaigns kept stacking up victims
Well, here we are
Well, here we are
A friend in Minneapolis just sent me this video. Looks like thousands have come together for a vigil after an ICE agent shot and killed 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good. This was my neighborhood for several years before coming to Portland.
January 8, 2026 at 1:38 AM
During the Arab Spring it was basically impossible to tell protest and funerals apart—funerals became protests became funerals became protests again, all the while becoming larger and more impassioned as state murder campaigns kept stacking up victims
Well, here we are
Well, here we are
Erika Kirk rebranded funerals.
March 7, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Erika Kirk rebranded funerals.
Gun violence turns disagreements into funerals.
June 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Gun violence turns disagreements into funerals.
#ETTD
And boy are there some funerals I'm looking forward to ... an entire political party among them.
And boy are there some funerals I'm looking forward to ... an entire political party among them.
No amount of money or strategy reverses the curse of being associated with Donald Trump. Republicans will learn that the hard way in November. Watch Rick Wilson on MSNOW:
September 26, 2026 at 8:33 PM
#ETTD
And boy are there some funerals I'm looking forward to ... an entire political party among them.
And boy are there some funerals I'm looking forward to ... an entire political party among them.
Keith porter was also murderd by ice. Please donate to their gofundme. Funerals cost like 10,000.
January 9, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Keith porter was also murderd by ice. Please donate to their gofundme. Funerals cost like 10,000.
That video will be played at their funerals.
October 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
That video will be played at their funerals.
Dear world,
if you’re tired of updates,
remember: we’re tired of funerals.
But we still stand.
Still fight.
Still rise.
#ukraine #ukrainian #ukrainians #war #ukrainiangirl
if you’re tired of updates,
remember: we’re tired of funerals.
But we still stand.
Still fight.
Still rise.
#ukraine #ukrainian #ukrainians #war #ukrainiangirl
September 27, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Dear world,
if you’re tired of updates,
remember: we’re tired of funerals.
But we still stand.
Still fight.
Still rise.
#ukraine #ukrainian #ukrainians #war #ukrainiangirl
if you’re tired of updates,
remember: we’re tired of funerals.
But we still stand.
Still fight.
Still rise.
#ukraine #ukrainian #ukrainians #war #ukrainiangirl
She's very popular at funerals.
June 20, 2024 at 11:52 PM
She's very popular at funerals.
Blowing off children’s hospitals worried about Medicaid cuts… whining about how long cops’ funerals are… the WSJ confirms Fetterman is an objectively terrible person.
With receipts.
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
With receipts.
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
September 4, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Blowing off children’s hospitals worried about Medicaid cuts… whining about how long cops’ funerals are… the WSJ confirms Fetterman is an objectively terrible person.
With receipts.
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
With receipts.
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
"Always go to other people's funerals -- otherwise, they won't come to yours."
-- Yogi Berra
No hidden meaning. I just love Yogi Berra.
-- Yogi Berra
No hidden meaning. I just love Yogi Berra.
August 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
"Always go to other people's funerals -- otherwise, they won't come to yours."
-- Yogi Berra
No hidden meaning. I just love Yogi Berra.
-- Yogi Berra
No hidden meaning. I just love Yogi Berra.
Military funerals in UAE:
UAE MOD: 'Ministry of Defense Holds Military Funeral Ceremony for the Nation's Martyrs The military funeral ceremony for the UAE's two martyrs, Captain Saeed Al Balooshi and First Lieutenant Ali Al Taniji, who passed away to their Lord's mercy following a helicopter crash due to
March 10, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Military funerals in UAE:
just got another text. went from three funerals on Saturday to FOUR funerals on Saturday
I fucking cannot with this week
I fucking cannot with this week
November 20, 2025 at 6:24 AM
just got another text. went from three funerals on Saturday to FOUR funerals on Saturday
I fucking cannot with this week
I fucking cannot with this week