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anthropocenempg.bsky.social
Saw a video of #GardenNoem in Portland, yesterday. #CoreyLewandowski was shadowing her. Guess, he is her #SecretServiceProtection. 😍
October 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
michelle94904.bsky.social
I was assuming that skeletaur brunette was gardenNoem even before I saw her "Ice Barbie" tee 😂🤣💔💔💔
October 27, 2025 at 1:20 PM
lulalaitinen.bsky.social
Only if those landscapers are able to escape ICE's grasp!

#GardenNoem
June 15, 2025 at 8:08 AM
dump-the-chump.bsky.social
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'Anyone who makes fun of us or disagrees with us will have their citizenship revoked and they will be deported to the gulag! MAGA!!!' Kristi "Garden" #Noem
#GardenNoem #Trump #IdiotOrange™ #Oligarchy #Dictator #Fascism #TraitorTrump #kukla

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August 14, 2025 at 12:51 PM
conanthegrammarian.bsky.social
Her 🇷🇺 police hat—to say nothing of her failure to accord English subject and verb—are dead giveaways for any Russian mole. #KomradeKristi #TovarischNoem #GardenNoem
kevinressler.bsky.social Kevin ANTIFA Ressler 💙🐈‍⬛😁 @kevinressler.bsky.social · Mar 4
ICE Barbie at work... She tries to look like this, right? LOL!! She looks ridiculous.
March 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
tjlang.bsky.social
She needs to go pouty-face in a closet. An utterly humiliating idea that only reflects how degraded a human being she is.

#KristiNoem #goHomeNoem #gardenNoem #gnome
nashishereforit.bsky.social 𝙽𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝙸𝚜 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝙸𝚝 @nashishereforit.bsky.social · May 16
“The proposed series is called The American, named after the train that contestants would ride around the country, competing in regionally specific 'cultural' contests such as rolling logs in WI. It would lead to a grand finale with the winner getting sworn in on the steps of the U.S. Capitol.”
May 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
cassbo.bsky.social
The Democrats need to build a shadow government as is done with party out of power in the UK. Appoint people, particularly on defense and state department issues who know what the fuck they’re talking about. Counteract the absolute bullshit coming from Kegsbreath, ‘lil Marco and KKKristi Gardennoem.
October 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
mugsysrapsheet.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
#gardennoem is dismissing the #wapo report SecDef #kegstand told Navy pilots to go back and "kill everybody" when a missile strike of a Venezuelan "drug boat" left two survivors "clinging to the side of the wreckage".

If we ARE "at war" with Venezuela like […]

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Navy pilots ordered to launch a second strike on a bombed drug boat just to kill any survivors. This is a WAR CRIME.
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
2snails1shell.bsky.social
#MisbehaveasCorpsus
A mischievous corpse that refuses to stay in its own grave, tomb or crypt.

Kristi?! You'd be more useful as a #GardenNoem!
🤢🖕🤨🖕🤢

FYI: Relative to its size, the surface of the moon has smaller craters than your face's pores. Spackle that mug, Medusa?!

#RESISTandPERSIST (af!) ✊
May 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
winclair.bsky.social
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'Anyone who makes fun of us or disagrees with us will have their citizenship revoked and they will be deported to the gulag! MAGA!!!' Kristi "Garden" #Noem

#GardenNoem #Trump #IdiotOrange™ #Dictator #Fascism #TraitorTrump

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August 16, 2025 at 12:11 PM
markerey.bsky.social
Cricket up in heaven laughing like Muttley from Hanna Barbera’s “Wacky Races”

#gardennoem
March 5, 2026 at 7:50 PM
mugsysrapsheet.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
#jfc #gardennoem on #mtp has already blamed "#TheBidenAdministration" more than A DOZEN TIMES for failing to "properly vet #immigrants coming into this country" for "all these problems" (ala Trent Lott) w/violence from migrants (who are actually only […]

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Noem showing off her best deer-in-theheadlights look.
November 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM