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August 14, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Well I’ve just pissed myself so that should dampen the risk of any wildfires in my immediate area #governmentalert
August 14, 2026 at 6:13 PM
August 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Just had a #governmentalert about #wildfire, but they still won't talk about WHY it's so bad.

cough/#climatebreakdown/cough
August 14, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I was not ready for the #wildfire alarm through my phone.

Both our phones went off and our neurodivergent house hold went a bit scream-y for a second.

#Alarm #GovernmentAlert #UKWildfires
August 14, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Erm did everyone else just think we were just about starting WWIII?

#governmentalert
August 14, 2026 at 6:09 PM
...except of course a bunch of more chilled Bluesky peeps had the presence of mind to take a screenshot, so I've read it here. 🙏⚠️
#GovernmentAlert
August 14, 2026 at 6:08 PM
BBC News live bloggers absolutely scraping. #emergencyalert #governmentalert
September 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
October 10, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Pretty sure a tiny bit of wee just leaked out there…
#governmentalert
January 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Can the government agree to a sort of pre-warning warning, so those who pay attention to it don’t have to rinse red wine off the cat?

(I joke, but it was a close call at the kitchen table)

#governmentwarning #firewarning #governmentalert
August 14, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Well that scared the shit out of me , asleep then work and my phone going off woth governmentalert. .. those government notifications are suppose to be for imminent danger..
August 14, 2026 at 6:04 PM
The Government will be sending out an alert on all mobile phones at 3pm today.

If you know any domestic abuse victims who keep a secondary safe phone please warn them NOW to disable notifications or turn phone off.

Thanks. 📲📵 #GovernmentAlert
September 7, 2025 at 12:05 PM

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August 14, 2026 at 7:03 PM
#BritishGovernment fucking stupid #GovernmentAlert system and #WeatherAlert system .. no permission .. fucking dumb and #MemeWorthy and I had two in ten minutes couple days back .. so here are two #memes ..
August 20, 2026 at 9:20 AM
@lbc.co.uk - Alex from Huddersfield is becoming something of a staple today isn't he?

He was featured earlier on a different show...almost word-for-word too.

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August 17, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I feel that was unnecessary #governmentAlert
August 14, 2026 at 6:02 PM
That was an interesting noise. #governmentalert
August 14, 2026 at 6:02 PM
August 14, 2026 at 7:44 PM
#governmentalert

I bet all those people with “private” second phones are really fucking happy this moment.
August 14, 2026 at 6:03 PM
If only we could do something to prevent these wildfires, instead of alerting everyone of the possibility of them.

#governmentalert
August 14, 2026 at 6:07 PM
⚠️ BREAKING: Mobile phone users have received a #GovernmentAlert over the continuing danger and threat from #wildfires, appealing for public co-operation.

Fire and Rescue Services are experiencing significant pressures.

The system has previously been used for tests.
August 14, 2026 at 6:15 PM