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robinoflocksley.bsky.social
#BritishGovernment fucking stupid #GovernmentAlert system and #WeatherAlert system .. no permission .. fucking dumb and #MemeWorthy and I had two in ten minutes couple days back .. so here are two #memes ..
August 20, 2026 at 9:20 AM
coolhandcombs.bsky.social
@lbc.co.uk - Alex from Huddersfield is becoming something of a staple today isn't he?

He was featured earlier on a different show...almost word-for-word too.

#GovernmentAlert
August 17, 2026 at 6:23 PM
thisismarksworld.bsky.social
Factual...

#GovernmentAlert
August 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
dominustempori.bsky.social
#GovernmentAlert
"The Boy Who Cried Wolf" but instead it's "The Government Who Cried Alert"
August 14, 2026 at 7:44 PM
hourlybreezing.ntw.app

Bluesky's Top 10 Trending Words (past 60min):
💨x1* - epstein 🔓
💨x1* - ukraine 🔓
💨x1* - democracy 🔓
💨x95 - bbqs
💨x73 - barbecues
💨x1* - gaza 🔓
💨x63 - 1﹐882
💨x55 - dpov
💨x48 - finlay
💨x44 - tarling
*🔓 = Unlocked Emergency Words (see img)

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Word Cloud; its top words (sorted by weighted frequency, descending): epstein*, ukraine*, democracy*, bbqs, barbecues, gaza*, 1﹐882, dpov, finlay, tarling, 2026-08-14, tinderbox, quprotect, xchange, disposable, catapults, alert, qusecure, bbq's, barbeques, mangione, hürtgenwald, constitutionnel, barbeque, almaraz, welsh, snelweg, unitedhealthcare, shat, icmp, 8/14/26, alerts, liefers, stourbridge, dodelijk, demonstratie, r3, cymraeg, mangione's, bejesus, bbq, yash, emergency, barbecue, 童子, tiel, bonfires, tillykke, revuelto, phio, kassab, holstein, gillis, 2026/08/15, wildfires, prórroga, pqsecure, phones, packetlight, hefner, handhaven, gessen, efpga, bonespurs, ήμουν, waldbrand, uss, trekkers, tillie, renoir, quicklogic, precon, milobar, markham, incinerator, hara, blackdoor, yash's, telstar, rbk, rangers/super, nist, miroslav, knedla, fright, dwdm/otn, derailments, burn'em, blaring, alarm, 08/14/2026, $5k, αυτοκίνητο, undertake, thompson's, rydell, qusra, qkd, pqc, nuked, mutiny, landowners, kondolerer, kiel, kachelmann, fsg, findlay, eas, demonstreren, casainteligente, ayr, alerting, alcolumbre, 2026-08-15, 14-aug-2026, časem, znak, wildfire, wales, tractoren, tegenslag, startled, siren, sailors, psas, privatsphäre, pauli, omiš, omgekeerde, oda1208m, mobiles, merkst, lirr, lagunas, kaars, jaycee, ferragosto, extintor, centrão, cairngorms, bridgers, albanians, 14/08/2026, 14/08, walden, vroege, under-15s, suckers, snelwegen, resupply, quadarella, psdb, post-quantum, pleads, ongeluk, meself, luigi, lincoln's, klaxon, jumpscared, incinerators, hmg, gunpowder, fires, evropě, evacuate, electromagnetic, divisie, cézanne, cinto, catapult, bedrohen, závodě, vylepšil, umbilical, tân, troye, trekker, tinder-dry, therkelsen, státy, spate, sodding, simona, sebo, schaat, samenwerken, riglos, provolone, pracovat, politice, pointlessly, peñas, non-emergency, nac, mvv, minako, milhouse, mccray, mccann Hashtag Cloud; its hashtagged words/phrases (sorted by weighted frequency, descending): bb28, fcf, fcsp, fursuitfriday, dlsite, emergencyalert, 5debutalbumssf3, alert, ksvfcsp, letterboxdfriday, lastfourwatched, fatcockfriday, wildfires, severealert, fursuit, heatwave, 1160, 일탈, 週末, 土曜, lfc, d23, 노예, 土曜の夜更かし, 조련, 夜更かしオス, scape, friday, 야노, 週末モード, government, 유부녀, 상납, 眠れ, ハイビジョン, governmentalert, 육변기, 眠れない夜に, nist, heat, forestfriday, feralfriday, 협박플, 수치, socialmedia, google, 신상상납, メンズ, radioapple, lanterns, flowersonfriday, explore, diaper, birmingham2026, 조교, 암퇘지, 量子安全, メンエス, ゲーム, エロ, thriller, storytelling, seattle, markets, edinburgh, classiccars, breakingnewsusa, bottom, 100horrormoviesin92days, wearethefirst10mlinkers, uspoli, teatidesap, police, nationalalert, malechastity, independenceday, hürtgenwald, hahohe, fatcock, athletics, alaska, 좆집, 수치플, 발정, メンズエステ, アダルト, werder, weekend, waldbrand, ukalert, tgif, shrewd, nsfwfurry, nigelfarage, ksvstp, kindleunlimited, internet, insects, indonesia, greenlabelrelaxing, galgotiasuniversity, emergency, dkpol, datacenters, clacton, blackandwhitephotography, birmingham, bblf, bbcproms, babyfur, amazonセール, 광대플, 横浜, youtubegaming, update, timestop, theendofoakstreet, social, robomeats, queerart, pafc, nrw, ncfc, mountains, monstergirl, metalsky, localnews, letterboxd, howidcatcharainbow, halo, freeze, enjoy, emergencyma, ebsboc, disneyplus, daily, cuba, bscbfc, artıgerçek, akp, 894, 인생상납, 온플, 아줌마, 몸평, 노예플, 魔法貓貓, 高幫, 馬靴, 馬丁靴, 靴子, 雪地靴, 雨靴, 閲覧注意, 閲覧, 軍靴, 美少女, 秦野, 登山靴, 生活雜事, 潮鞋, 水瓶男孩, 新聞, 懶懶生活家, 工裝靴, 作訓靴, 作戰靴, 佛系魔法, ポルノ, ホムラ, エッチ, समाचार, أخبار, חדשות, нидерланды, yosakoi, worldlizardday, wallstreet, usahoodie, usafashionstyle, usafashion, usaclothing, ukpol, ukemergencyalert, tintức, telegram, stlcards, stickers, smarthome, shitbirdphotos, seahawks, r1ksterfm, nvccd, nowyouknow, notícias, newyorkforeverr, newyorkcity, luigimangione, lore, londonpaddington Emoji Cloud; its emojis (sorted by weighted frequency, descending): 👎🏽, 🫘, 🏓, 🇸🇬, 🇮🇳, 🇧🇬, 🇦🇱, ⚗️, 🫷, 🩴, 🩰, 🧜, 🧉, 🦶🏼, 🤰, 🟰, 🙌🏿, 🕵, 👔, 🏋️‍♀️, 🌆, 🇸🇩, 🇵🇰, 🆗, ⤴️, ✖️, ✍🏽, ✌🏿, 🫸, 🫵🏼, 🫨, 🫑, 🫎, 🫀, 🪹, 🪮, 🪨, 🪥, 🪡, 🪛, 🪕, 🪂, 🧽, 🧷, 🧦, 🧣, 🧝‍♀️, 🧘‍♂️, 🧎🏻, 🧈, 🦻🏻, 🦶🏽, 🦫, 🦤, 🦛, 🦒, 🥬, 🥥, 🥣, 🥟, 🤸🏻‍♀️, 🤷🏾, 🤲🏾, 🤟🏾, 🤟🏼, 🟤, 🛼, 🛤️, 🚻, 🚺, 🚴, 🚞, 🚄, 🙎🏻‍♀️, 🙎, 🙋🏽‍♂️, 😦, 🗨️, 🗑️, 🖖🏿, 🖖🏾, 🖖🏼, 🖖🏻, 🕶, 🔩, 🔜, 📽, 📧, 📔, 📁, 💪🏿, 💏, 💆, 👺, 👸🏻, 👩‍🍳, 👩‍❤️‍👩, 👨‍🏫, 👋🏼, 👈🏽, 👂🏾, 🐀, 🏫, 🏜, 🏗, 🏍, 🏌️‍♂️, 🏈, 🏃🏻‍♂️, 🎢, 🎗️, 🎐, 🍽, 🍷, 🍲, 🍱, 🍢, 🌦, 🌂, 🇻🇳, 🇹🇼, 🇸🇳, 🇸🇦, 🇵🇦, 🇳🇮, 🇱🇻, 🇰🇷, 🇰🇵, 🇰🇪, 🇨🇲, 🇦🇴, 🇦🇪, 🆒, ㊙, ⬅, ⛲, ⚒️, ♨️, ♓, ☮, ☢️, ☝🏼, ⏱️, ↕ Emoji Legend 💨x# | "Increased Trending Rate" for a Word (meaningful value; "💨x8 - burger" will mean "burger" is trending at 8 times its own normal rate for this time of day) 🔓 | "Unlocked" Ongoing Emergency Word (such words are not weighted down by their own previous usage; their *ongoing* increased usage--weeks, months, years--would otherwise move them down the list.) [PREVIOUSLY USED] ⚠️💨# | "Trend Strength Rating" ⚠️🌀💨 | "Trend Strength Rating" (see above) ⚠️🌀 CAT. # | [same; "CAT." = Category, like hurricane] 💬# | 10min Post Count 🆎# | 10min Word Count 🙂# | 10min Emoji Count
August 14, 2026 at 7:03 PM
perfjewellery.bsky.social
Can the government agree to a sort of pre-warning warning, so those who pay attention to it don’t have to rinse red wine off the cat?

(I joke, but it was a close call at the kitchen table)

#governmentwarning #firewarning #governmentalert
August 14, 2026 at 6:30 PM
nowbreezing.ntw.app

Bluesky's Top 10 Trending Words (past 10min):
💨x71 - bbqs
💨x49 - barbecues
💨x47 - alert
💨x1* - iran 🔓
💨x38 - disposable
💨x34 - welsh
💨x29 - alerts
💨x1* - epstein 🔓
💨x25 - emergency
💨x22 - barbecue
*🔓 = Unlocked Emergency Words (see img)

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Word Cloud; its top words (sorted by weighted frequency, descending): bbqs, barbecues, alert, iran*, disposable, welsh, alerts, epstein*, emergency, barbecue, ukraine*, shat, phones, democracy*, bbq, yash, wildfires, uss, snelweg, mangione, alarm, wildfire, startled, siren, quprotect, fires, r3, finlay, eas, dpov, tarling, khalil, countryside, 1﹐882, wales, tinderbox, scaring, emergencies, sailors, qusecure, nukes, blaring, @andyburnham.bsky.social, 2026-08-14, trekkers, rijden, nuked, gaza*, evacuate, burnham, yn, trainings, standpoint, pleasures, notification, mutiny, klaxon, keira, jumpscared, introduce, impending, fright, firearms, drilling, deployment, d23, bribe, bonfire, boeren, almaraz, alarms, abraham, trekker, rained, phone, overrides, midlands, lincoln, kabinet, imminent, esperanza, dodelijk, aws, arson, andy, 成功, yash's, warning, vape, unitedhealthcare, uk, traffickers, tractor, tiel, tangled, sentai, scotland, protéger, ozernovskiy, overdrive, ongeluk, noise, nanny, mallory, mainland, luigi, jumped, hosepipe, gloss, devens, defect, cigarette, catapults, carriers, burnham's, bridgers, blackburn, bbq's, arrange, alerting, alerted, albanians, 計画, 投げ, 倒し, 丁寧, モード, warnings, wang, waldbrand, voulez, voisi, veto, vapid, undertake, twats, tegenslag, swirl, stourbridge, stormy, speelt, sparta, smooch, silenced, siksi, scorching, schwimmen, scarier, rocco, regretting, reactive, reacher, plástico, plight, pleads, phoebe, optioned, omgekeerde, nationwide, nationally, météo, museo, mobiles, miroslav, milobar, lobster, liefers, lanterns, knedla, jonah, interstate, inducing, incinerator, guarding, gr, gist, fuentes, fireworks, filiação, fiddling, fap, everyones, demonstreren, cyclist, crumble, crippling, constitutionnel, constitucional, clacton, cardiac, cairngorms, buffoon, brennt, bloody, bilingual, barbeques, barbeque, bananza, assembling, alarmed Hashtag Cloud; its hashtagged words/phrases (sorted by weighted frequency, descending): bb28, dlsite, fcf, emergencyalert, fursuitfriday, fcsp, uk, totp, severealert, 5debutalbumssf3, ksvfcsp, viral, fatcockfriday, alert, russia, retrogaming, kink, fursuit, france, bloomscrolling, 일탈, wildfires, hairy, ff, 협박플, 조련, 조교, 유부녀, 오프, 노예, メンズ, vgencomm, vgen, thick, scape, model, letterboxdfriday, heatwave, governmentalert, government, goinglive, europe, discover, commissions, alarm, afd, 펨섭, 지인능욕, 신상상납, 週末, 夜更かしオス, 土曜の夜更かし, 土曜, メンズエステ, youtubegaming, webcam, umamusume, ukemergencyalert, theendofoakstreet, sfw, satire, philosophy, pathfinder, nevada, nationalalert, migration, markets, ksvstp, jobs, jacknicholsong, indieauthor, horrorsky, hahohe, gta6, furryoc, footfetish, flower, fire, ff14, feralfriday, fatcock, dkpol, culture, conceptart, chub, bulge, bottom, audiobook, arcane, 1160, 중년, 온플, 여군, 암퇘지, 아줌마, 수치, 복종, 미시, 돌싱, 노예플, 광대, 게이, 量子安全, 週末モード, 北岡果林, 北岡, 三四郎ann0, ハンターハンター, ハイビジョン, รับงานเชียงใหม่, ставки, промокод, yyc, yemen, wwfc, wwe2k26, writerslife, writersky, writercommunity, worldofwarcraft, women, womanowned, wlw, wipsnips, wildfire, whisky, warning, video, viceandviolence, vgenopen, veterans, valveplug, ural, updates, ukpol, ukemergency, ukalert, truth, trieste, trees, transmale, transfer, toysky, toes, throne, thriller, tf, telegram, techno, technews, teamuncut, teamdinosaur, tarot, stolas, stevenuniverse, sport, socialmedia, snowbunny, snes, smartglasses, smackdown, shortstories, short, sheep, sfgiants, sensual, semiconductors, sellingcontent, sega, sec, sculpture, sanfrancisco, s17e16, rovers, rotorvolgograd, romance, rodent, rip, reds, readers, punkrock, psychedelic, ps1, pretty, pornosexual, police, pokemonart, poetrycommunity, playstation, pixel11, piercing, photomode, paris, osr, openai, onpoli, oil, ocartist, nudity, notts Emoji Cloud; its emojis (sorted by weighted frequency, descending): 🪨, 🫥, 🪱, 🪡, 🩺, 🥨, 🤰, 🟤, 🚮, 🔜, 💪🏿, 🐮, 🐞, 🐀, 🌵, 🇦🇺, ✂️, ♂, 🫳, 🩰, 🧦, 🧤, 🧀, 🦢, 🦌, 🥱, 🥬, 🥤, 🤷🏽‍♂️, 🤦🏼‍♂️, 🤘🏻, 🛏️, 🚁, 🙌🏼, 🙋🏼‍♀️, 🙋, 🙃, 😽, 😷, 😨, 😧, 😦, 🗨️, 🕐, 🕊️, 🔒, 🔑, 📽, 📈, 💮, 💪🏾, 👾, 👖, 👏🏿, 👋🏾, 👋🏼, 🐸, 🐳, 🐓, 🐒, 🐍, 🐇, 🐄, 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿, 🎀, 🍻, 🍷, 🍧, 🍝, 🍋, 🇨🇿, 🇨🇴, 🆔, ⭕, ✒️, ✍🏽, ✌🏾, ⚙️, ⏬, ⌛, ↔️, ™️ Emoji Legend 💨x# | "Increased Trending Rate" for a Word (meaningful value; "💨x8 - burger" will mean "burger" is trending at 8 times its own normal rate for this time of day) 🔓 | "Unlocked" Ongoing Emergency Word (such words are not weighted down by their own previous usage; their *ongoing* increased usage--weeks, months, years--would otherwise move them down the list.) [PREVIOUSLY USED] ⚠️💨# | "Trend Strength Rating" ⚠️🌀💨 | "Trend Strength Rating" (see above) ⚠️🌀 CAT. # | [same; "CAT." = Category, like hurricane] 💬# | 10min Post Count 🆎# | 10min Word Count 🙂# | 10min Emoji Count
August 14, 2026 at 6:20 PM
janet9998.bsky.social
...And I am wondering what my Dad (living with Alzheimer’s) made of it all!

[?Did it stop on its own for those who didn't get to their phones?]
[? Doesn't the Govt usually give pre-warnings for those living with domestic
violence who have a secret phone?]
#GovernmentAlert
August 14, 2026 at 6:16 PM
kmunday.bsky.social
I was not ready for the #wildfire alarm through my phone.

Both our phones went off and our neurodivergent house hold went a bit scream-y for a second.

#Alarm #GovernmentAlert #UKWildfires
A yellow triangle with a black outline and exclamation mark at the centre.
August 14, 2026 at 6:15 PM
erewashsound.bsky.social
⚠️ BREAKING: Mobile phone users have received a #GovernmentAlert over the continuing danger and threat from #wildfires, appealing for public co-operation.

Fire and Rescue Services are experiencing significant pressures.

The system has previously been used for tests.
August 14, 2026 at 6:15 PM
alipanting.bsky.social
Well I’ve just pissed myself so that should dampen the risk of any wildfires in my immediate area #governmentalert
August 14, 2026 at 6:13 PM
nowbreezing.ntw.app

Bluesky's Top 10 Trending Words (past 10min):
💨x105 - bbqs
💨x79 - shat
💨x74 - barbecues
💨x59 - alert
💨x53 - disposable
💨x40 - welsh
💨x1* - iran 🔓
💨x37 - barbecue
💨x1* - democracy 🔓
💨x31 - nuked
*🔓 = Unlocked Emergency Words (see img)

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Word Cloud; its top words (sorted by weighted frequency, descending): bbqs, shat, barbecues, alert, disposable, welsh, iran*, barbecue, democracy*, nuked, bbq, epstein*, emergency, alerts, wildfires, ukraine*, phones, alarm, blimey, jumpscared, mangione, yash, wildfire, scaring, siren, gaza*, jumped, frightened, fright, unitedhealthcare, scared, phone, fires, startled, r3, jumpscare, blaring, tarling, qusecure, quprotect, nukes, mutiny, finlay, devens, burnham, boeren, andy, stourbridge, panicked, klaxon, icmp, bejesus, alarms, ww3, warning, uk, suckers, luigi, eas, 2026-08-14, wales, twats, snelweg, noise, mobiles, mallory, fireworks, d23, bonfire, bloody, barbeques, alerting, yash's, nuke, lanterns, introduce, govt, government, freaked, deployments, demonstratie, crikey, cobra, bbq's, barbeque, xr, vandalizing, shitless, rhein, pleads, notification, nanny, jump, hmg, emergencies, doden, dodelijk, cymraeg, criterion, bridgers, 童子, übel, uss, thompson, terrifying, severe, screeching, scariest, scare, sailors, recieved, pepsi, overkill, ongeval, notifications, nationally, nassau, miasma, meself, mandalorian, loud, lave, imminent, headphones, foo, flammable, feuer, fenway, evacuate, ell, drilling, daylights, coz, constitutionnel, cinto, brennt, beeping, beavers, armageddon, alerted, alarming, alarmed, 1﹐882, 親友, 当て, 具合, ой, yn, warranted, vrijdag, vibrating, unnecessary, undertake, trekkers, translate, tinderbox, supermercados, suomen, spyware, rogan, risk, rij, pressed, pleaded, phoebe, panic, overreach, outta, napping, miten, midlands, message, mcgregor, mangione's, livid, life-changing, khalil, kamu, informing, hosepipe, hefner, granada, goverment, gomes, galatasaray, fuck's, frantically, fodder, flaming, fecking, expelled, everyones, everyone's, erm, dpov, dee, cigarette, christ, catapult, carriage Hashtag Cloud; its hashtagged words/phrases (sorted by weighted frequency, descending): bb28, dlsite, fursuitfriday, emergencyalert, alert, fcf, 5debutalbumssf3, anal, uk, severealert, governmentalert, fursuit, fcsp, aiイラスト, yourvids, heatwave, climatechange, xxx, wildfires, privacy, newmusic, marketing, lfc, leadership, boldandbeautiful, blowjob, animation, 土曜, werder, sonicthehedgehog, letterboxdfriday, letsplay, lastfourwatched, ksvfcsp, goonette, fatcockfriday, 眠れない夜に, 眠れ, 土曜の夜更かし, メンエス, エロ, yiff, water, ukalert, texas, nasa, ia, howidcatcharainbow, heat, furryartist, freepalestine, forestfriday, drama, democracy, d23, cumshot, colombia, clacton, birmingham2026, bara, 週末モード, 週末, ハイビジョン, yeg, wildfirealert, wedding, wallart, wales, urgent, uncensored, ukweather, transnsfw, toy, terremoto, sub, studentlife, storytelling, splatoonraiders, spidermanbrandnewday, readandplay, raw, pov, onpoli, nationalalert, murrsuit, mountains, moderate, missing, metalsky, m4, lanterns, irlnsfw, government, gaymer, galgotiasuniversity, ftm, fpl, footworship, fieldsofmistria, feralfriday, farage, fantasyromance, environment, disneyplus, diaperlover, datacenters, cymru, cubs, cockcage, cfc, capitalism, campuslife, camgirl, bb, balls, babyfur, athletics, adoptdontshop, adoptable, 7syllablesentence, 3dprinting, 1160, 협박플, 창녀, 좆집, 신상상납, 수치, 발정, 남존여비, 閲覧注意, 閲覧, 量子安全, 調教, 美少女, 繋がる, 横浜, メンズ, ポルノ, ホムラ, トリビア, ゲーム, エッチ, おすすめ, нидерланды, youtubeshorts, yegbike, ws, witchhatatelier, wisconsin, white, wha, werewolf, weihnachtsmann, weekend, webcam, warcraft, viera, vfx, verkehrswende, vamily, uspoli, ukheatwave, twitchfr, turkey, threesome, thong, themandalorianandgrogu, tesla, telspa, teammoth, tattoo, sözcü, swingers, sustainability, surveillance, stockings, spurs, splatoon, speedpaint, songs, solidaridad, softsuit, socks, small, simp, silverpalace, shrewd, sfw, selfawareness, seattle, sciart, ryanair, russian, rugby, romancebooks, rollerbikeparade, roleplay, roblox, rifc, retrocomputing Emoji Cloud; its emojis (sorted by weighted frequency, descending): 😧, 🫨, 😾, 😦, 🫘, 🧦, 🦭, 🤚, 🚚, 🙀, 🕯, 👼, 👙, 👉🏽, 🐟, 🏈, 🎷, 🎫, 🍲, 🇦🇱, ♨️, 🫵, 🫧, 🫥, 🫢, 🪷, 🪶, 🪱, 🩲, 🧷, 🧴, 🧳, 🧜, 🦔, 🥸, 🥭, 🥬, 🥩, 🥥, 🥃, 🤷🏽‍♂️, 🤷🏻‍♂️, 🤦🏾‍♂️, 🤦🏻, 🤦‍♀️, 🤦, 🤜, 🤛, 🤒, 🤐, 🛼, 🛹, 🛬, 🛏, 🚲, 🚬, 🚨, 🚘, 🚑, 🙋🏻‍♂️, 🙉, 😱, 😰, 😯, 😮, 😠, 🗳️, 🖐️, 🕸️, 🔶, 📲, 📯, 📁, 💼, 💪🏽, 💪🏻, 💨, 💟, 👺, 👯‍♀️, 👢, 👟, 👓, 👑, 🐥, 🐠, 🐞, 🐔, 🐓, 🐍, 🏺, 🏵️, 🏠, 🏓, 🎙, 🎓, 🎒, 🎐, 🍯, 🍭, 🍜, 🍔, 🍈, 🍇, 🍂, 🌶️, 🌭, 🌪️, 🌦, 🌄, 🇸🇩, 🇵🇸, 🇵🇦, 🇱🇧, 🇰🇷, 🇮🇳, 🇬🇷, 🇪🇨, ⚰️, ⚠️, ♂, ☝🏼, ↘, ↗, 4️⃣ Emoji Legend 💨x# | "Increased Trending Rate" for a Word (meaningful value; "💨x8 - burger" will mean "burger" is trending at 8 times its own normal rate for this time of day) 🔓 | "Unlocked" Ongoing Emergency Word (such words are not weighted down by their own previous usage; their *ongoing* increased usage--weeks, months, years--would otherwise move them down the list.) [PREVIOUSLY USED] ⚠️💨# | "Trend Strength Rating" ⚠️🌀💨 | "Trend Strength Rating" (see above) ⚠️🌀 CAT. # | [same; "CAT." = Category, like hurricane] 💬# | 10min Post Count 🆎# | 10min Word Count 🙂# | 10min Emoji Count
August 14, 2026 at 6:10 PM
robtlondon.bsky.social
Erm did everyone else just think we were just about starting WWIII?

#governmentalert
August 14, 2026 at 6:09 PM
janet9998.bsky.social
...except of course a bunch of more chilled Bluesky peeps had the presence of mind to take a screenshot, so I've read it here. 🙏⚠️
#GovernmentAlert
August 14, 2026 at 6:08 PM
geekcliche.bsky.social
#GovernmentAlert
Homer Simpson's Dramatic Heart Attack
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August 14, 2026 at 6:08 PM
freddy1138.bsky.social
If only we could do something to prevent these wildfires, instead of alerting everyone of the possibility of them.

#governmentalert
August 14, 2026 at 6:07 PM
leeroythegeek.bsky.social
Well that scared the shit out of me , asleep then work and my phone going off woth governmentalert. .. those government notifications are suppose to be for imminent danger..
August 14, 2026 at 6:04 PM
mikechamberlain.bsky.social
#governmentalert

I bet all those people with “private” second phones are really fucking happy this moment.
August 14, 2026 at 6:03 PM
linzjk.bsky.social
Anyone else just get this? #GovernmentAlert
Severe alert Issued bụ the UK Government There is a very high risk of wildfires nationally. Residents, landowners and visitors should not undertake anŲ activity that could start a fire, including disposable barbecues, firepits, garden incinerators or fireworks. €ven a small flame can rapidlų develop into a major wildfire placing lives, homes, businesses and emergency responders at risk Follow official updates and report signs of fire immediately bụ calling 999. Search gov.uk/alerts for more information. OK
August 14, 2026 at 6:03 PM
adornyourself.bsky.social
Just had a #governmentalert about #wildfire, but they still won't talk about WHY it's so bad.

cough/#climatebreakdown/cough
August 14, 2026 at 6:03 PM
sheffsix.co.uk
I feel that was unnecessary #governmentAlert
August 14, 2026 at 6:02 PM
graemeallan.bsky.social
That was an interesting noise. #governmentalert
August 14, 2026 at 6:02 PM
randomdood8.bsky.social
moth alert #warning #moth #mothirony #alert #governmentalert #government #psa
October 10, 2025 at 12:15 AM
louisaguiseauthor.bsky.social
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September 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM