#gradebook
Next up: Canvas will call the police on you if you don’t set up the gradebook properly
welcome to the future, now your error-prone software can call the cops

(this is an Anthropic employee talking about Claude Opus 4)
May 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
There are two higher ed Bluskies right now:
May 7, 2026 at 9:58 PM
I am watching colleagues' classrooms turn into Dead Internet versions of school. Teachers use AI to create lessons which assign work to students who then use AI to complete it before it is turned in and assessed by AI.

No humans effort required to produce gradebook entries.
Center for the Degradation of Teaching 🗃️
June 16, 2025 at 8:41 PM
2024: shot
2026: chaser
May 8, 2026 at 9:18 PM
*downloads my gradebook again*
May 12, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Right? "Nobody asked you to ponder on the nature of the infinite in your gradebook. Please demonstrate where I should have improved to meet expectations."
September 28, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Today I walked around the classroom and every kid who was writing on their paper got 10/10. Gotta pad that gradebook somehow.
September 16, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Switching our student absence system this year to where the parent/guardian now enters the reason for the absence directly into the gradebook/attendance system has been a fascinating experiment in oversharing.
October 22, 2025 at 12:48 PM
florida is breaking new ground in the fascinating field of de-education
July 25, 2023 at 9:29 PM
How many kids do you think will act shocked about today’s quiz that I have had posted on the board, in the online gradebook calendar, that we reviewed for yesterday, that I emailed about, that I verbally communicated every day this week? 😂

Never fails
September 24, 2026 at 10:47 AM
I will 100% do this if my gradebook disappears
December 6, 2023 at 1:26 PM
Our midterm grades were due today. Reminds me that a good old paper gradebook would’ve been a good idea. Alas! 🤷🏻‍♀️
October 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Put the grades in the gradebook, townie
August 13, 2026 at 2:43 PM
How does software created for grading and coursework have so little gradebook functionality
Ah, it's that time of year: the air is getting cooler, the days are getting shorter, and I am discovering the exact right combination of clicks to get Brightspace to do what I need.
January 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Just posted my final grades after re-weighting and re-calculations to my gradebook and...

...let the flood of emails commence.
April 21, 2026 at 2:26 PM
yes i'm behind on grading one course specifically because the gradebook on Blackboard Classic comprehensively sucks
April 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Looking longingly at the "give everyone this grade" option in the Canvas gradebook.
May 11, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Extremely grateful that bird migration inspired me to get my grades posted ASAP and not procrastinate until Monday's grade posting deadline

now that Canvas is down and I no longer have access to my gradebook (although I had downloaded backups, of course)
Submitted my final grades and compiled all my teaching documents to pass to whomever they hire to teach this course next.

And with that, my first semester as an Instructor of Record is over. I very much hope it won't be my last, but we'll see if I can get a teaching job!
May 7, 2026 at 9:26 PM
I am feeling very smug about my decision to go again and not use Canvas for anything other than the bare minimum this semester. I'm talking syllabus, occasional announcement, and unofficial gradebook. No assignments. Nothing else.

I still have all my hard copy finals coming in. So there's that.
May 7, 2026 at 10:36 PM
when i catch my structured study hall students playing roblox when they’re failing three classes and have five zeros in the gradebook
Leavitt: At this moment in time, the ballroom is really the president's main priority.
October 24, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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January 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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June 12, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Instructure experienced a global cyberattack and said, "But now you can add a Granny Smith Apple sticker to the Canvas gradebook."
September 27, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Working on my gradebook during the #CanvasHack. #canvas
May 8, 2026 at 10:44 PM