#grownups
Take your reaching across the aisle and shove it up your ass. The grownups are talking now.
November 4, 2026 at 6:30 AM
A win for grownups and the people that do the fucking homework
November 4, 2026 at 11:58 AM
halloween kissing booth for the grownups
October 31, 2026 at 10:25 PM
kids r easy to teach cus you just need to be an awesome friend & give them a good time, grownups require persuading
November 3, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Quite apart from the misgendering, the pretence that we’re talking about children rather than grownups is absolutely infuriating.
November 1, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Ok pardners, all the little goblins should be home and overloaded with sugar. So it's time for the grownups to watch a new spooky #48Hours
#Spike #Halloween #TVPicks #Dogs
November 1, 2026 at 1:37 AM
A couple comments:
"Kids and foreign people reacted pretty strongly, but grownups basically pretended not to see."
"You'd be surprised by the number of grownups who won't speak up but are envious."
"What motivated you to put it together. You couldn't wait until you got home?"
November 3, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Abrams and ‘Beto O’Rourke both deserve so much credit for taking their campaign losses like grownups and continuing to organize. Congratulations, and well done!
November 4, 2026 at 5:27 AM
This right here, children, is why grownups should stick to their bedtimes, too.
November 4, 2026 at 7:23 AM
I’m giving it until 6 and then I’m going inside to test-drive this decaf chai I bought for the grownups while I watch Sir Patrick’s “Macbeth”
November 1, 2026 at 12:29 AM
im actually a care bear cousin, they call me jinx-a-lot puppy, u don't see me in the show cus im in the grownup division who goes to earth at night to teach uncaring grownups lessons with magic
November 3, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Right exactly like I just think we can avoid playground bully behaviour. we’re adults. we can bully like grownups
November 3, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Exit poll as MCAS reading comprehension for grownups
November 3, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Everyone in that thread has no idea how grownups function.
Christ.
November 4, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Can the trans grownups go too?
November 4, 2026 at 5:24 AM
and a lot of grownups like to party for Halloween too!
November 1, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Sit your ass down and let the grownups work.
Compromised hacks Chuck and Hak gotta take a fucking seat and let the attack dogs have the gavels
November 4, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Yes, they have grownups feet.
November 3, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Altho arguably necessary? The grownups apparently did something last go.
The absolute shellacking Republicans are taking makes the prior two years of capitulation by so many powerful people and organizations look even more pathetic
November 4, 2026 at 2:54 AM
so no dunking on the teens for recognizing it from minecraft. the grownups arent doing much better
November 1, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Literally tried jerking of normally for the first time in like a month and… Ewww!! Hands free is right for me!!

touching it is for grownups!!

God i’m so cooked
November 3, 2026 at 4:16 AM
since I moved into this building I’ve also started having fall tea, cocoa or cider packets as treats for grownups and let me tell you, that has been a HIT
October 31, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Even the grownups with the kids deserve candy.
Teenagers trick-r-treating? That rules. The world demands they grow up too fast and blunt the edges of their souls. If they can still relish in play, the least they deserve is a fun size Snickers.
November 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Neighbor who owns a bar is giving out Jell-O shots to grownups
November 1, 2026 at 12:20 AM
counterpoint: grownups should dress like grownups while doing grownup things
October 31, 2026 at 7:55 PM