#growthefuckup
Zelensky wears a sweater, so what?!
J. D. Vance is wearing eyeliner in the WH - and Trump himself a silly red cap..
#GrowTheFuckUp
March 1, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Polanski needs to #GrowTheFuckUp
November 23, 2025 at 11:34 AM
She’ll Be So Jelly!
#GrowTheFuckUp!
Study Finds Revving Corvette Outside Her Office Best Way To Show Ex What She’s Missing
theonion.com/study-finds-...
February 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Dude needs to #GrowTheFuckUp
James Woods went on CNN and started crying about his house burning down and smacked talked the response from officials in California for the wildfires.

But his house is still standing.

Is he gonna praise firefighters and thank Gavin Newsom now or nah?

Or even apologize for lying?
January 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Given how much fuel Albertans still waste cruising up and down various main streets with their fuel-inefficient, unnecessarily loud modded vehicles, I don't want to hear a god damn thing from them about the gas prices.

#GrowTheFuckUp
September 29, 2026 at 2:16 AM
look, men have been lonely and confused about how to growthefuckup for eons

I’ve had a policy of not fucking conservative men from way-wayback

many such cases
The greatest and often unreported irony here is that the Alt-Right's WHOLE FUCKING PITCH to young men was "get your shit together, hit the gym, help us turn this country around, and you will be swimming in women" only for "Who did you vote for in '24?" to be the inflection point of their loneliness.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Dec 31
Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.
December 31, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Das ist es, was uns in den Abgrund reißen wird:

Die "Konservativen" sind überzeugt davon, irgendwie recht zu haben - mit allem. Und jetzt wollen sie lieber alles in blutigem Gemetzel untergehen sehen, als dass sie eine gute Zukunft für alle Menschen akzeptieren würden.

#growthefuckup
#Faschismus
October 5, 2025 at 9:33 AM
In North America we've managed to craft a culture where (white) men are actually rewarded for not growing up and still trying to act like 19 year olds in the bodies of 40 year old men.
#GrowTheFuckUp #GrowUp
November 15, 2024 at 2:38 PM
🚨💣 Check out #TheDonald, still in diapers, still throwing tantrums in 2025 🤣👶! This #FuckingBabyInChief 🚮 is still refusing to #GrowTheFuckUp 🤦‍♂️. #TrumpTantrums #DiaperDon 🚽 #StillNotMyPresident 🙅‍♂️ #FuckingEmbarrassing 🤦‍♂️ #MAGAmeansMakingAmericaGroanAgain 🚮💔
March 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Please don't bring that Twitter vibe bullshit over here, it's not welcome, leave that old shit behind 😇😇😇
#Growth #GrowTheFuckUp
November 20, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Wow. Just a total complete epic failure of our government on fucking both sides right now, minus several heroic truth tellers. #FFS #Americans #GrowTheFuckUp
March 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Growthefuckup
November 8, 2023 at 4:22 AM
You want me to take responsibility for my feelings so some other idiot doesn't have to be responsible for his words? That's the standard bullshit excuse of demagogues and con-artists: "It's not my fault for lying, it's everyone else's fault for reacting to my lies!" #GrowTheFuckUp.
July 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This friggin’ pisses me off. Not the video obviously but the idiot separatists in Alberta. They wouldn’t have a fuckin’ economy without eastern Canadians who work there. And they wouldn’t have an O&G industry without government subsidies for friggin’ generations. #growthefuckup #learnthefacts
September 1, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Occams Razor: simple, plain answers.
Choose from the below; meemaw did not:
- breast feed them
- breast feed them into their teens
- love them
- buy them the new XBox
- cheer & applaud nude while they masturbated
- let them mawffuck their toddler sisters
- let daddi mawffuck them
😵‍💫

#GrowTheFuckUp
September 23, 2026 at 11:48 PM
. Fuck you. Fuck your skybully. It. Was. Never. Ever. There. #RedScare. #GrowTheFuckUp.
March 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM