November 5, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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November 4, 2026 at 4:47 PM
🦦 Shenanigans, guaranteed: shop.inotternews.co.uk/products/she...
Not guaranteed but pretty damn likely.
November 6, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Not guaranteed but pretty damn likely.
god this image just guaranteed i will never unsub
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November 6, 2026 at 2:15 AM
god this image just guaranteed i will never unsub
also constitutionally guaranteed that felons get their right to vote back upon release from prison.
go us!
go us!
November 4, 2026 at 3:04 AM
also constitutionally guaranteed that felons get their right to vote back upon release from prison.
go us!
go us!
Satisfaction guaranteed there is no need for a return policy
November 6, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Satisfaction guaranteed there is no need for a return policy
MiamiMusk™️
As always all predictions guaranteed
As always all predictions guaranteed
November 4, 2026 at 8:05 PM
MiamiMusk™️
As always all predictions guaranteed
As always all predictions guaranteed
He should get an invite to The Hague with secure accommodation guaranteed
November 6, 2026 at 10:56 AM
He should get an invite to The Hague with secure accommodation guaranteed
Voters gave us a strong mandate. Let's use it to push bold, implementable ideas like MediKids.
Guaranteed healthcare for our kids is a no brainer.
Guaranteed healthcare for our kids is a no brainer.
November 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Voters gave us a strong mandate. Let's use it to push bold, implementable ideas like MediKids.
Guaranteed healthcare for our kids is a no brainer.
Guaranteed healthcare for our kids is a no brainer.
Burnham aims for ‘quite radical change’ in support for young people.
Some suggestions:
Cut cost of living crisis for parents
Guaranteed access to food.
End Uni fees
Free bus pass for under 22s
End prescription charges
Guaranteed job for young people.
Must redistribute wealth, change fiscal rules.
Some suggestions:
Cut cost of living crisis for parents
Guaranteed access to food.
End Uni fees
Free bus pass for under 22s
End prescription charges
Guaranteed job for young people.
Must redistribute wealth, change fiscal rules.
Burnham aims for ‘quite radical change’ in support for young people
Prime minister says ‘root and branch review of childhood’ is needed and he does not rule out some benefit cuts
www.theguardian.com
November 7, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Burnham aims for ‘quite radical change’ in support for young people.
Some suggestions:
Cut cost of living crisis for parents
Guaranteed access to food.
End Uni fees
Free bus pass for under 22s
End prescription charges
Guaranteed job for young people.
Must redistribute wealth, change fiscal rules.
Some suggestions:
Cut cost of living crisis for parents
Guaranteed access to food.
End Uni fees
Free bus pass for under 22s
End prescription charges
Guaranteed job for young people.
Must redistribute wealth, change fiscal rules.
All predictions guaranteed
November 4, 2026 at 12:59 AM
All predictions guaranteed
Following the November 3 elections, Netanyahu entered a state of panic and depression, according to reports from his inner circle.
He is cornered, with no political or military exit from his failed war against Iran, and without the tools his ally in the White House once guaranteed him.
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He is cornered, with no political or military exit from his failed war against Iran, and without the tools his ally in the White House once guaranteed him.
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November 5, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Following the November 3 elections, Netanyahu entered a state of panic and depression, according to reports from his inner circle.
He is cornered, with no political or military exit from his failed war against Iran, and without the tools his ally in the White House once guaranteed him.
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He is cornered, with no political or military exit from his failed war against Iran, and without the tools his ally in the White House once guaranteed him.
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Imagine voting against getting a guaranteed 5000 dollars
November 4, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Imagine voting against getting a guaranteed 5000 dollars
disaster guaranteed
November 3, 2026 at 3:39 AM
disaster guaranteed
Guaranteed 5 seasons minimum of any remotely decent show
November 4, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Guaranteed 5 seasons minimum of any remotely decent show
Guaranteed tsunami in 2028.
November 4, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Guaranteed tsunami in 2028.
Congratulations in advance, Jon Ossoff.
We are all but guaranteed the trifecta.
We are all but guaranteed the trifecta.
Trump announces Stephen Miller will be his new White House chief of staff, replacing Susie Wiles.
November 6, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Congratulations in advance, Jon Ossoff.
We are all but guaranteed the trifecta.
We are all but guaranteed the trifecta.
They're confident enough now that guaranteed it will be someone truly awful. Hillary-tier.
Who will Democrats pick to run for president in 2028 after midterm elections triumph?
Who will Democrats pick to run for president in 2028 after midterm elections triumph?
Jon Ossoff, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and Gavin Newsom are among the leading names in the wake of a ‘blue wave’ of wins in the midterms
trib.al
November 4, 2026 at 3:53 PM
They're confident enough now that guaranteed it will be someone truly awful. Hillary-tier.
THAT'S why she's guaranteed to lose. They were too cute by half.
November 4, 2026 at 11:31 PM
THAT'S why she's guaranteed to lose. They were too cute by half.
Everyone in that kitchen is gonna spit in that food guaranteed. Never have you seen so much spit. Someone definitely bare ass farted on the cheeseburger
Peter Doocy reports that the White House election watch party has ordered food from the Cheesecake Factory.
November 4, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Everyone in that kitchen is gonna spit in that food guaranteed. Never have you seen so much spit. Someone definitely bare ass farted on the cheeseburger
November 6, 2026 at 10:51 AM
“If he wants to pass Trumpcare-for-All, I'm ok with it.. Donald, if you're watching, we'll put your name on it. You get to be the American president who finally guaranteed health care for every single American."
@abdulelsayed.bsky.social to me today, lol.
Full interview: zeteo.com/p/abdul-el-s...
@abdulelsayed.bsky.social to me today, lol.
Full interview: zeteo.com/p/abdul-el-s...
November 7, 2026 at 5:10 AM
“If he wants to pass Trumpcare-for-All, I'm ok with it.. Donald, if you're watching, we'll put your name on it. You get to be the American president who finally guaranteed health care for every single American."
@abdulelsayed.bsky.social to me today, lol.
Full interview: zeteo.com/p/abdul-el-s...
@abdulelsayed.bsky.social to me today, lol.
Full interview: zeteo.com/p/abdul-el-s...
Guaranteed he didn’t put that hat on until he got inside
November 6, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Guaranteed he didn’t put that hat on until he got inside
Pretty much guaranteed the GOP will say look the Democrats did this
November 6, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Pretty much guaranteed the GOP will say look the Democrats did this