Spotted today at the NYC Half Marathon
March 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Spotted today at the NYC Half Marathon
Optimist: The glass is half full.
Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
Philip Glass: half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half
Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
Philip Glass: half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half
August 22, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Optimist: The glass is half full.
Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
Philip Glass: half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half
Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
Philip Glass: half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half
Half the country be lile
April 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Half the country be lile
optimist: the cup is half full
pessimist: the cup is half empty
me: which one of you bastards drank half my coffee
pessimist: the cup is half empty
me: which one of you bastards drank half my coffee
November 24, 2024 at 12:00 PM
optimist: the cup is half full
pessimist: the cup is half empty
me: which one of you bastards drank half my coffee
pessimist: the cup is half empty
me: which one of you bastards drank half my coffee
Half wolf wearing… half armor?
May 6, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Half wolf wearing… half armor?
Andromeda over Half Dome Yosemite ✨
November 25, 2024 at 5:41 AM
Andromeda over Half Dome Yosemite ✨
Half genie, whole waifu 💛
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September 28, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Half genie, whole waifu 💛
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Blaidd the half wolf
April 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Blaidd the half wolf
Mermaids DO exist! They just so happen to be half pupper and half fish instead of half human and half fish! 🧜♀️
December 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Mermaids DO exist! They just so happen to be half pupper and half fish instead of half human and half fish! 🧜♀️
Half Life 3 is looking good!
July 3, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Half Life 3 is looking good!
October 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Fire Sale: Half price from December. 🔥
March 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Fire Sale: Half price from December. 🔥
The economy got half a percentage point smaller last quarter
July 3, 2025 at 1:43 AM
The economy got half a percentage point smaller last quarter
"We cut it in half."
"But it's still the same."
"Not that half. A different half. The unseen half."
"But it's still the same."
"Not that half. A different half. The unseen half."
MARKWAYNE MULLIN: When you talk about the economy, we cut inflation in half
KERNEN: But when Trump came into office, it was about where it is right now
MULLIN: But we stabilized it
KERNEN: But when Trump came into office, it was about where it is right now
MULLIN: But we stabilized it
February 24, 2026 at 4:46 PM
"We cut it in half."
"But it's still the same."
"Not that half. A different half. The unseen half."
"But it's still the same."
"Not that half. A different half. The unseen half."
“Briefly detained” = beat half to death
BREAKING: Evanston police confirm a U.S. citizen was briefly detained by federal agents Sunday morning near Howard and Dodge before being released
The man was taken to the hospital for injuries to his head, neck and teeth after agents drove off
The man was taken to the hospital for injuries to his head, neck and teeth after agents drove off
Federal agents detained U.S. citizen Sunday morning - Evanston Now
Police chief says officers responded to a man with injuries to head, neck and teeth on Howard and made contact with agents involved.
evanstonnow.com
September 21, 2026 at 2:39 AM
“Briefly detained” = beat half to death
Half of America in a nutshell.
November 17, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Half of America in a nutshell.
Vivi the half-vampy secretary! ('22)
October 24, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Vivi the half-vampy secretary! ('22)
Half cat half armadillo
March 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Half cat half armadillo
inventing a new genre called "yaori", which is when like a "half yuri half yaoi" type genre where you pair half of a yuri (a "girl") with half of a yaoi (a "guy")
so it's like a "girl x guy" type relationship, if that makes sense
so it's like a "girl x guy" type relationship, if that makes sense
August 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
inventing a new genre called "yaori", which is when like a "half yuri half yaoi" type genre where you pair half of a yuri (a "girl") with half of a yaoi (a "guy")
so it's like a "girl x guy" type relationship, if that makes sense
so it's like a "girl x guy" type relationship, if that makes sense
What half of this country has been thinking since November 5th...
November 15, 2024 at 3:36 PM
What half of this country has been thinking since November 5th...
So look at that. DOGE has cost the US Treasury fucking half a trillion dollars. HALF A TRILLION DOLLARS. This is your cost savings.
To review what we from @washingtonpost.com are reporting out of the IRS today:
- Projected tax revenue this year is down 10% ($500 billion) as Trump's downsizing is emboldening tax cheats
- IRS is nearing an agreement with ICE to assist on mass deportations
- Projected tax revenue this year is down 10% ($500 billion) as Trump's downsizing is emboldening tax cheats
- IRS is nearing an agreement with ICE to assist on mass deportations
March 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
So look at that. DOGE has cost the US Treasury fucking half a trillion dollars. HALF A TRILLION DOLLARS. This is your cost savings.
This continues to be the biggest story in the country: DOGE has already squandered half a trillion dollars in 6 weeks. Not billion. half a trillion, $500 billion talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/irs-p...
IRS Predicts DOGE Lost Half a Trillion Dollars for the USA
The Post reports today that the IRS’ internal projections estimate that the...
talkingpointsmemo.com
March 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
This continues to be the biggest story in the country: DOGE has already squandered half a trillion dollars in 6 weeks. Not billion. half a trillion, $500 billion talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/irs-p...
Warnock: "We heard tonight the rumblings of a desperate man who's trying to present case he can for the midterms. It was half lies, half grievances. He knows he is quickly losing power."
February 25, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Warnock: "We heard tonight the rumblings of a desperate man who's trying to present case he can for the midterms. It was half lies, half grievances. He knows he is quickly losing power."