no we can't hardcode your DID as "the space authority authority" stop asking
August 20, 2026 at 9:00 PM
no we can't hardcode your DID as "the space authority authority" stop asking
love to hardcode my credentials into the ripoff Signal that I develop for you to commit war crimes
The source code for the TM SGNL apps (basically a backdoored version of Signal used by Trump officials) is public! Since it's open source, I've pushed it to github for easier research micahflee.com/heres-the-so...
Here's the source code for the unofficial Signal app used by Trump officials
Yesterday, I published an analysis of what I could publicly find about TM SGNL, the obscure and unofficial Signal app used by Mike Waltz, and presumably also by Pete Hegseth, JD Vance, Tulsi Gabbard, ...
micahflee.com
May 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
love to hardcode my credentials into the ripoff Signal that I develop for you to commit war crimes
no sir I don't do artistic nudes, in this house we crank out hardcode pornography
September 9, 2025 at 8:16 AM
no sir I don't do artistic nudes, in this house we crank out hardcode pornography
brb gonna hardcode that
September 27, 2023 at 12:03 AM
brb gonna hardcode that
and the hardcode MAGAs are not sufficient to win an election. Trump won 2024 off the back of barely-engaged voters who thought "Trump = 2019". if it turns out Trump instead equals 1929, they will get very mad very quickly.
January 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
and the hardcode MAGAs are not sufficient to win an election. Trump won 2024 off the back of barely-engaged voters who thought "Trump = 2019". if it turns out Trump instead equals 1929, they will get very mad very quickly.
every dev hardcode a milestone list in your game NOW
September 9, 2026 at 3:27 AM
every dev hardcode a milestone list in your game NOW
You can take this further and essentially hardcode it in your search settings and ignore Amazon forever.
March 2, 2025 at 4:57 PM
You can take this further and essentially hardcode it in your search settings and ignore Amazon forever.
وسط جلسه استاندارد محصول، یکی از مدیران محترم به جای HardCode گفتن ما این رو HardCore کردیم! 🙃
December 1, 2025 at 11:08 AM
وسط جلسه استاندارد محصول، یکی از مدیران محترم به جای HardCode گفتن ما این رو HardCore کردیم! 🙃
November 4, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Microsoft: digital games only. In fact. Not even dowloadable. Just play them from the cloud!
Microslop: cloud services are expensive! Yall get off our cloud!
Gamers: so give us discs back then?
Microslop:
Microslop:
Microslop: how about I hardcode copilot into the xbox OS and cloud compute it.
Microslop: cloud services are expensive! Yall get off our cloud!
Gamers: so give us discs back then?
Microslop:
Microslop:
Microslop: how about I hardcode copilot into the xbox OS and cloud compute it.
September 3, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Microsoft: digital games only. In fact. Not even dowloadable. Just play them from the cloud!
Microslop: cloud services are expensive! Yall get off our cloud!
Gamers: so give us discs back then?
Microslop:
Microslop:
Microslop: how about I hardcode copilot into the xbox OS and cloud compute it.
Microslop: cloud services are expensive! Yall get off our cloud!
Gamers: so give us discs back then?
Microslop:
Microslop:
Microslop: how about I hardcode copilot into the xbox OS and cloud compute it.
When you hardcode your AI demo
December 5, 2024 at 8:04 AM
When you hardcode your AI demo
So you try to stop this "hallucination"
You hardcode it so if it tries to output the phrase "throbbing manhood" it throws an error or something.
But oops, you literally stole the entire internet. People were creative when writing sex scenes.
You hardcode it so if it tries to output the phrase "throbbing manhood" it throws an error or something.
But oops, you literally stole the entire internet. People were creative when writing sex scenes.
January 15, 2025 at 2:16 PM
So you try to stop this "hallucination"
You hardcode it so if it tries to output the phrase "throbbing manhood" it throws an error or something.
But oops, you literally stole the entire internet. People were creative when writing sex scenes.
You hardcode it so if it tries to output the phrase "throbbing manhood" it throws an error or something.
But oops, you literally stole the entire internet. People were creative when writing sex scenes.
Did they… did they hardcode “jamming a rocket up your ass”?
November 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Did they… did they hardcode “jamming a rocket up your ass”?
Anyone can make a AAA game
Just hardcode the $$$
Just hardcode the $$$
November 28, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Anyone can make a AAA game
Just hardcode the $$$
Just hardcode the $$$
The "we meant it when we said don't hardcode addresses, .time.nist.gov is there for a reason" outage summaries are going to be brutal
December 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The "we meant it when we said don't hardcode addresses, .time.nist.gov is there for a reason" outage summaries are going to be brutal
i hardcode #!/bin/bash because i hate nix users
March 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
i hardcode #!/bin/bash because i hate nix users
“Maybe we really should hardcode some things in our software”
February 22, 2024 at 1:54 PM
“Maybe we really should hardcode some things in our software”
es hardcode melódico
January 8, 2025 at 10:18 AM
es hardcode melódico
Just hardcode it to @jcsalterego.bsky.social
January 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Just hardcode it to @jcsalterego.bsky.social
I'm building a Blender render pipeline to handle it, but having to hardcode formulas for golden ratios, front-facing alignments, and lighting calculations makes me really wish I’d paid more attention in math class.
September 26, 2026 at 3:15 PM
I'm building a Blender render pipeline to handle it, but having to hardcode formulas for golden ratios, front-facing alignments, and lighting calculations makes me really wish I’d paid more attention in math class.
WHO THE FUCK WOULD HARDCODE THIS LMAO
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What is that? That's a hard-coded API token that Flock cameras use to identify themselves and get OAuth credentials, which can then be used to talk to Flock's production servers. Like, anyone on the internet can probably do this right now.
What is that? That's a hard-coded API token that Flock cameras use to identify themselves and get OAuth credentials, which can then be used to talk to Flock's production servers. Like, anyone on the internet can probably do this right now.
September 17, 2026 at 12:50 AM
WHO THE FUCK WOULD HARDCODE THIS LMAO
"We instituted a guardrail against suicide" means they simply grep for the word in its outputs and hardcode a response.
User instead uses a different word, not on that list? It goes right ahead and convinces them to do it while calling them a king.
Because it was trained on all the words.
User instead uses a different word, not on that list? It goes right ahead and convinces them to do it while calling them a king.
Because it was trained on all the words.
November 17, 2025 at 2:05 PM
"We instituted a guardrail against suicide" means they simply grep for the word in its outputs and hardcode a response.
User instead uses a different word, not on that list? It goes right ahead and convinces them to do it while calling them a king.
Because it was trained on all the words.
User instead uses a different word, not on that list? It goes right ahead and convinces them to do it while calling them a king.
Because it was trained on all the words.
They need to hardcode a resolution mode for this kind of deadlock in which the cars fight each other to the death
In the Mission today saw two Waymo in a standoff on a crowded side street. Just staring at each other, took forever to go around each other and caused a big backup of other vehicles in both directions. Once they sorted it out one car got into another standoff one short block later. #EpicFail
May 30, 2026 at 11:38 PM
They need to hardcode a resolution mode for this kind of deadlock in which the cars fight each other to the death