#hateheat
Is everyone doing okay out there? Not entirely melted onto the pavement like a discarded popsicle in the shape of your favorite licensed character yet? 🥵☀️

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June 24, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Oi - high pressure! Piss off! This is Britain in autumn, not the bloody Algarve! #hateheat
December 14, 2024 at 11:53 PM
@pelagikat You're preaching to the choir, here. I'd die in a day in your country. #hateheat
December 14, 2024 at 6:42 AM
Another day of relentless bloom*.

#hateheat #hatesummer

*Sweat beads, as much as flowers.
December 11, 2024 at 9:25 AM
Normal people in summer: WOOHOO!! Crack open the beers and light the barbecue!

Me: Please. PLEASE!!

#hatesun #hateheat #hatesummer
December 11, 2024 at 9:25 AM
Not certain of the year I pass away, but I know for sure it'll happen in summer.
#killmenow #hateheat
December 11, 2024 at 9:19 AM
I believe there's a vote this afternoon in the House of Commons to ratify changing southern Britain's name to 'Hell'.
#hateheat #fuckoffsummer
December 11, 2024 at 9:19 AM
I'm allowed to cry just a little bit, right? #ukheatwave #hateheat
December 10, 2024 at 11:12 PM