I just learned that haley stevens sounds like rfk jr breathed helium
November 2, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I just learned that haley stevens sounds like rfk jr breathed helium
1. You need helium to make chips
2. You can't make helium, you can only extract it
3. 1/3 of the world's helium travels through everyone's favorite strait
2. You can't make helium, you can only extract it
3. 1/3 of the world's helium travels through everyone's favorite strait
October 31, 2026 at 9:43 AM
1. You need helium to make chips
2. You can't make helium, you can only extract it
3. 1/3 of the world's helium travels through everyone's favorite strait
2. You can't make helium, you can only extract it
3. 1/3 of the world's helium travels through everyone's favorite strait
Helium always escapes.
October 31, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Helium always escapes.
and helium. a little helium too.
November 2, 2026 at 4:17 AM
and helium. a little helium too.
Helium is a dangerous gas...
October 31, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Helium is a dangerous gas...
Silly fops... you know helium isn't a good choice for your suit!
Commission for NewtheRedFox!
Commission for NewtheRedFox!
October 29, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Silly fops... you know helium isn't a good choice for your suit!
Commission for NewtheRedFox!
Commission for NewtheRedFox!
Helium services, I assume
November 2, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Helium services, I assume
My horny ass can’t be around with helium tanks
November 2, 2026 at 2:37 PM
My horny ass can’t be around with helium tanks
What astronomers see:
November 2, 2026 at 9:06 PM
What astronomers see:
Hey everyone it's Parade Balloon Season! Now take your helium.
November 1, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Hey everyone it's Parade Balloon Season! Now take your helium.
eh, as far as quickshell stuff goes - peam. Still quickshell tho
November 1, 2026 at 5:35 AM
eh, as far as quickshell stuff goes - peam. Still quickshell tho
That goofball suckin’ helium?
November 3, 2026 at 2:27 AM
That goofball suckin’ helium?
Just a single bite from this fruit, it immediately filled me with an immense amount of helium. Ballooning out of proportion, my hide stretched beyond its limit. Puff after puff my body swells and creaks uncontrollably, like a party balloon reaching its max capacity.
🎨: @weirdeztrabbits.bsky.social
🎨: @weirdeztrabbits.bsky.social
November 2, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Just a single bite from this fruit, it immediately filled me with an immense amount of helium. Ballooning out of proportion, my hide stretched beyond its limit. Puff after puff my body swells and creaks uncontrollably, like a party balloon reaching its max capacity.
🎨: @weirdeztrabbits.bsky.social
🎨: @weirdeztrabbits.bsky.social
Until recently MRI machines lost liquid helium on the order of liters per day. They needed refilling like twice a year. New machines are a lot better, but still, it's hard to hold helium down. It's squirmy.
October 31, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Until recently MRI machines lost liquid helium on the order of liters per day. They needed refilling like twice a year. New machines are a lot better, but still, it's hard to hold helium down. It's squirmy.
Better grab that hose before you leave the ground...!!
Helium inflation sketch comm for @raveneleven.bsky.social!🎈
#TF #TFsky #inflation #transformation
Helium inflation sketch comm for @raveneleven.bsky.social!🎈
#TF #TFsky #inflation #transformation
October 28, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Better grab that hose before you leave the ground...!!
Helium inflation sketch comm for @raveneleven.bsky.social!🎈
#TF #TFsky #inflation #transformation
Helium inflation sketch comm for @raveneleven.bsky.social!🎈
#TF #TFsky #inflation #transformation
Not the point (yes of course he’s racist) but why do these guys sound like they inhaled helium
Ohio Gov. candidate Vivek Ramaswamy claims that "a Black baby" is "probably safer in the streets of Chicago than in the womb of his own Black mother"
November 3, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Not the point (yes of course he’s racist) but why do these guys sound like they inhaled helium
// cw inflation
Sky's showing Kiji the wonders of floating with helium!
I bet the view is great from up there! (and especially down here as well >:3)
for @blueberripi-vi.bsky.social :D
Sky's showing Kiji the wonders of floating with helium!
I bet the view is great from up there! (and especially down here as well >:3)
for @blueberripi-vi.bsky.social :D
November 2, 2026 at 11:00 PM
// cw inflation
Sky's showing Kiji the wonders of floating with helium!
I bet the view is great from up there! (and especially down here as well >:3)
for @blueberripi-vi.bsky.social :D
Sky's showing Kiji the wonders of floating with helium!
I bet the view is great from up there! (and especially down here as well >:3)
for @blueberripi-vi.bsky.social :D
Overinflated rubber cow herd? O'course!
*Pushes cowboy hat up, squints at you*
Where you think I get all the helium milk from?
*Pushes cowboy hat up, squints at you*
Where you think I get all the helium milk from?
November 2, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Overinflated rubber cow herd? O'course!
*Pushes cowboy hat up, squints at you*
Where you think I get all the helium milk from?
*Pushes cowboy hat up, squints at you*
Where you think I get all the helium milk from?
You ever lay down in bed and start thinking "hm, helium."
October 29, 2026 at 7:38 PM
You ever lay down in bed and start thinking "hm, helium."
//congrats on 2k!
//i choose B, hmm anything you want idk either helium or berry
//i choose B, hmm anything you want idk either helium or berry
November 2, 2026 at 6:46 PM
//congrats on 2k!
//i choose B, hmm anything you want idk either helium or berry
//i choose B, hmm anything you want idk either helium or berry
@wademinter.com your voice. Stop sucking the helium. 😆
November 1, 2026 at 6:20 PM
@wademinter.com your voice. Stop sucking the helium. 😆
I’d argue that actually, the first step is to be born THINKING you’re extremely attractive. The helium of self-belief does the rest.
November 1, 2026 at 8:57 AM
I’d argue that actually, the first step is to be born THINKING you’re extremely attractive. The helium of self-belief does the rest.