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Q- What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?
A. Shakespeare #hereallweek
November 29, 2024 at 6:11 AM
would you say it is... code-switching?
🥁 #hereallweek
January 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I hear Fat Mattress have reformed. Their new album is going to be called A Partial Return To Foam. I said...
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April 19, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Man with 1000 copies of Peter Gabriel 3 on vinyl admits he has 'No Shelf Control'

#musicfeed #musicsky #HereAllWeek
#DadJokes #NoYouShutUp
May 28, 2025 at 12:46 PM
New Sky Arts doc on Tuesday on Erotic Art which suggests the Romans had 120 words for penis. Apparently they had 120 words for clitoris too but no one's been able to find them.
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September 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
STANDing by for an EOH speshul #forgotten80s #hereallweek
May 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
When I was young, "border crisis" meant that 'Mr And Mrs' was about to come on the telly.

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January 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The Smiths song about the legendary Liverpool FC hard man, How Souness Now #totp #HereAllWeek
February 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I just feel myself going round and round in circles...

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November 30, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Having a fish cake tonight.

It's his birthday.

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May 2, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Here's a cool dictionary view that not well known...

"Show me the grants that *I* have made"

... It *made* my day #HereAllWeek
March 4, 2025 at 3:22 AM
do zebras go to schools? #hereallweek
October 15, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Trying to read that Observer review of the new book on the Vorticists but in this shimmering heat I'm struggling to see the point.
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July 13, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Foreigner listening to Foreigner

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November 27, 2024 at 9:23 PM
I expect she’ll call him
When Suppers Ready. #hereallweek
August 4, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Not difficult?! Pull the udder one.

#TheArchers
#BadoomTish
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December 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Matt Badloss #hereallweek
February 27, 2026 at 5:13 AM
A German strategist losing because he wanted to focus wageing war on just the one front? At least that's something new.

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July 16, 2026 at 6:57 AM
I asked the builders to pave our drive. Instead they put in a hitching post and horse trough and added saloon bar doors to the garage. That's what you get when you hire cowboys.
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June 25, 2026 at 2:38 PM
North Face jackets at the ready - it's those inscrutable yet somehow still cheeky Autechre lads, with their first one-hour guest mix transmitting this evening! Looks like they're #hereallweek too. www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
BBC Radio 6 Music - 6 Music Artist in Residence, Autechre
Artist in Residence - Autechre
www.bbc.co.uk
December 9, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Gone fishin’ and caughts me a big ol’…wait what is this…some sort of catfish? 😹😹🦁🦁 #dadminjoke #hereallweek #trytheveal #teamfloof #CatsOfBluesky
July 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Another photo of the odd vessel in the Cromarty Firth which is apparently being used in the filming of the 'Odyssey' movie. As it apparently stars Matt Damon it must have been tempting to call it 'Jason Bourne and the Argonauts'. #BoomTish #HereAllWeek
July 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"Raging against the lying of the shite". #hereallweek
August 3, 2026 at 8:20 AM
To dream about uploading a sex tape, I’d have to have something to upload. AMIRITE?!!? #HereAllWeek #Atrophy
August 8, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Why do nurses carry red crayons?
So that they can draw blood.

#dadjoke #hereallweek #fml #ffs
April 28, 2025 at 11:07 AM