#hokey
Hokey smoke!
September 24, 2026 at 10:34 PM
you think you've got a decent grasp of what the hokey pokey is until the song says "and then you do the hokey pokey" and you're right back to square one
December 31, 2024 at 12:43 AM
“you could’ve done the hokey pokey and turned yourself around”
Donald Trump sounds like a lunatic during his press conference on the Black Hawk military helicopter crash with the American Airlines plane:

"You could have gone up. You could have gone down. You could have gone straight up, straight down. You could have turned."

FFS.
January 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
it's hokey but it's true | #theamazingdigitalcircus #tbshorts
August 22, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Hokey Pokey ass economy
April 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Lil hokey voodo-inspired costume for Rav :>

Hope y'all had a happy Halloween!
November 2, 2025 at 12:30 AM
#ThrowbackThursday to the day I learned the hokey pokey! 🎶 #Hedgewatch
May 22, 2025 at 1:05 PM
think it's gonna take more than the hokey pokey to turn myself around
February 6, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Yeah…I’m not into any of that hokey shit.
I’ve said it before and I’m sure I’ll say it a thousand times more: We are not a Christian nation. We are a nation where you are free to be a Christian. — Your religion guides you, not all of us. It’s as simple as that.
December 11, 2024 at 7:31 AM
[me doing stand up for the 1st time]
Y'see, WHITE PEOPLE, they dance like this
[does hokey pokey]
And BLACK PEOPLE, they dance like this
[does hokey pokey]
But then you got ASIAN PEOPLE, they dance like this
[does hokey pokey]
August 18, 2026 at 9:57 PM
He's just doing the Hokey Pokey.
That's what it's all about.
September 30, 2026 at 2:17 AM
The only dance she knows how to do is the hokey pokey
January 24, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Yosemite Sam aka Sen Kennedy is realllllly fishing trying to discredit the witness and boy it is hokey. Who elects these people
September 29, 2026 at 2:16 PM
The Trash Pandas are about to play the Hokey Pokeys
November 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Stay silly 🐱💕 #FosterKittens #cats
September 21, 2026 at 1:33 AM
the masculine urge to do the hokey pokey
September 5, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Listening to toddler singing during a construction project, “oh, the Hokey Cokey! Oh, the Hokey Cokey! I don’t know what the Hokey Cokey is! I think it’s just a noise”
July 11, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Hokey, but now and always.
January 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Wochenende ✌️
July 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
doing the Hokey Pokey with reality
June 27, 2026 at 5:40 PM
is it good when your injury report reads like the hokey pokey
Chicago Sky injury report for tomorrow’s home finale:

DiJonai Carrington - OUT (Left Foot)
Skylar Diggins - OUT (Right Knee)
Natasha Cloud - OUT (Left Knee)
Azurá Stevens - OUT (Right Knee)
Aicha Coulibaly - QUESTIONABLE (Right Knee)
September 22, 2026 at 12:06 AM
MAN: i’m leaving you

WOMAN: is this about the hokey pokey again

MAN: *clenching fist* that’s what it’s ALL about
December 3, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Hokey smokes, Bold Winkle!

This book is lorge!
August 15, 2024 at 6:49 PM
hokey pokey sounds like hanky panky but for old people
February 15, 2026 at 4:08 PM
not sure how to say without sounding hokey but i will throw down for trans people every time. i will ride with you trans people you aren't alone
January 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM