you might think I'm being hyperbolic but no, any amount of meaningful American history education will have you having the same absolute fucking meltdown (laudatory) I'm having about this result
November 12, 2026 at 1:37 AM
you might think I'm being hyperbolic but no, any amount of meaningful American history education will have you having the same absolute fucking meltdown (laudatory) I'm having about this result
That’s not hyperbolic that’s just a straight analysis of the factual reporting
November 10, 2026 at 4:24 PM
That’s not hyperbolic that’s just a straight analysis of the factual reporting
imagine the doomscrolling possibilities in the hyperbolic time chamber
November 9, 2026 at 12:31 AM
imagine the doomscrolling possibilities in the hyperbolic time chamber
I sleep in a hyperbolic chamber! It’s AMAZING! Best sleep in the world! Ever!!
Moira Rose: Well That's Hyperbolic, Patrick
Alt: Moira Rose: Well That's Hyperbolic, Patrick
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November 10, 2026 at 11:14 PM
I sleep in a hyperbolic chamber! It’s AMAZING! Best sleep in the world! Ever!!
I honestly to god WISH I was being hyperbolic.
November 10, 2026 at 7:31 PM
I honestly to god WISH I was being hyperbolic.
I believe the new class of democrats, trained in the hyperbolic bullshit chamber of Online, are ready for this
"'I know more about being a progressive than almost anybody on the planet, and I absolutely believe Palantir — all of our products are essentially progressive,' Karp said." www.huffpost.com/entry/live-u...
Palantir CEO Alex Karp Says Its Products Are ‘Essentially Progressive’
www.huffpost.com
November 11, 2026 at 4:24 PM
I believe the new class of democrats, trained in the hyperbolic bullshit chamber of Online, are ready for this
Even orbits that look stable can be precarious. This one lasted a few revolutions before going hyperbolic.
Either that or I'm being hyperbolic.
Either that or I'm being hyperbolic.
Well, to be more precise, I appear to be entering a stable eliptical orbit, with another celestial object of comparable mass and unusual albedo, around our delightfully robust common center of mass. 😌
I seem to be entering a stable eliptical orbit—not to be too eliptical here.
November 11, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Even orbits that look stable can be precarious. This one lasted a few revolutions before going hyperbolic.
Either that or I'm being hyperbolic.
Either that or I'm being hyperbolic.
Sigh. I hate how this sort of hyperbolic misinformation both takes credit away from the actual experts and distorts how those experts are of course already using advanced digital tools of various kinds and have been for decades. Don’t reinvent the wheel, Random Internet Guy!
November 11, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Sigh. I hate how this sort of hyperbolic misinformation both takes credit away from the actual experts and distorts how those experts are of course already using advanced digital tools of various kinds and have been for decades. Don’t reinvent the wheel, Random Internet Guy!
dream has been in a continual process of being caught speedrunning for ~10 years. they're putting together exposes on him in the hyperbolic time chamber
November 11, 2026 at 2:03 AM
dream has been in a continual process of being caught speedrunning for ~10 years. they're putting together exposes on him in the hyperbolic time chamber
Sometimes I wonder if the people describing the AI world as a cult-like are being hyperbolic, then I read this and I'm like nope, definitely culty.
November 9, 2026 at 6:40 AM
Sometimes I wonder if the people describing the AI world as a cult-like are being hyperbolic, then I read this and I'm like nope, definitely culty.
ill gt my dual flatness bewteen ur hyperbolic embeddings rev
November 11, 2026 at 2:23 AM
ill gt my dual flatness bewteen ur hyperbolic embeddings rev
November 11, 2026 at 4:48 AM
no, it's basically what happens when you try to get dual flatness between hyperbolic embeddings
November 11, 2026 at 2:22 AM
no, it's basically what happens when you try to get dual flatness between hyperbolic embeddings
Bigots using a trans panic to remove gay + rights.
Who could have seen that coming?
That's right, every trans + person, that centrists accused of being hyperbolic.
Who could have seen that coming?
That's right, every trans + person, that centrists accused of being hyperbolic.
November 7, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Bigots using a trans panic to remove gay + rights.
Who could have seen that coming?
That's right, every trans + person, that centrists accused of being hyperbolic.
Who could have seen that coming?
That's right, every trans + person, that centrists accused of being hyperbolic.
What did you expect from a tubal collection of hyperbolic paraboloids?
November 9, 2026 at 9:58 PM
What did you expect from a tubal collection of hyperbolic paraboloids?
even this has to be hyperbolic they cannot help themselves
“I've been a Democrat my whole life. I grew up in a far left environment. I know more about being a progressive than almost anybody on the planet,” Karp said.
November 11, 2026 at 4:21 PM
even this has to be hyperbolic they cannot help themselves
thank thank you i love being hyperbolic
November 9, 2026 at 12:48 AM
thank thank you i love being hyperbolic
I'm not even being hyperbolic when I say this will lead to deaths of marginalised people. Sex workers are overwhelmingly marginalised and this will not make them safer. And it won't make women at large safer.
Emboldened by their criminalization of so-called "extreme" content, UK legislators say they're coming for camming next, calling it sex trafficking.
34 UK MPs released a report calling for the complete criminalization of cams and livestreams.
34 UK MPs released a report calling for the complete criminalization of cams and livestreams.
U.K. Lawmakers Call for Ban on Camming, 'E-pimping'
A new report released Tuesday by anti-pornography and anti-sex work parliamentarians calls for the total prohibition and criminalization of online camming.
avn.com
November 11, 2026 at 8:16 AM
I'm not even being hyperbolic when I say this will lead to deaths of marginalised people. Sex workers are overwhelmingly marginalised and this will not make them safer. And it won't make women at large safer.
You can't say it because you sound hyperbolic but they basically want them to die. I mean they maybe wouldn't want them shot down in front of them, but they want them to go away and don't really care how that happens.
November 10, 2026 at 6:56 PM
You can't say it because you sound hyperbolic but they basically want them to die. I mean they maybe wouldn't want them shot down in front of them, but they want them to go away and don't really care how that happens.
"Victorian Scooby Doo" is not a hyperbolic description.
It really is wild how many Dracula adaptations completely omit the character of "Cowboy who Actually Kills Dracula"
November 10, 2026 at 8:01 AM
"Victorian Scooby Doo" is not a hyperbolic description.
Thinking about him. A moral beacon who helped deliver Blexas.
Texas Man Arrested After Ranting About Age Verification Laws Blocking His Anime
Did he make a true threat? Or was this just hyperbolic ranting about bad policy?
www.yahoo.com
November 7, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Thinking about him. A moral beacon who helped deliver Blexas.
hyperbolic much?
November 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
hyperbolic much?
postal banking is one of my white whales, and there are absolutely hyperbolic election night texts in my phone about this possibility
November 10, 2026 at 6:35 PM
postal banking is one of my white whales, and there are absolutely hyperbolic election night texts in my phone about this possibility
holy shit. I thought this was a hyperbolic joke.
There's been 5 of these things already???
There's been 5 of these things already???
November 9, 2026 at 6:10 PM
holy shit. I thought this was a hyperbolic joke.
There's been 5 of these things already???
There's been 5 of these things already???
I need like a week in a hyperbolic time chamber to sift through my Google Photos and delete approximately 90% of all photos
November 9, 2026 at 9:17 AM
I need like a week in a hyperbolic time chamber to sift through my Google Photos and delete approximately 90% of all photos