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Senior Java Backend Engineer - Mississauga Ontario Canada Job educativ.net/jobs/job/67707...
October 31, 2026 at 12:37 AM
indefenseoftoucans.bsky.social
Jokes on them I have stuff written in Java on my machine my DRAM is getting plenty of very health use constantly.
rincewind.run Micah @rincewind.run · 5h
go to hell
"From a global allocation perspective, actually, it's quite terrible to have everybody have a bunch of the world's limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer and being used 5% of the time," Altman said. "You want maximum utilization in the cloud if you're trying to deal with this very supply-constrained environment. And somehow many people's intuition is the opposite of that."
October 31, 2026 at 12:37 AM
educativ.bsky.social
Senior Java Developer for Banking Operations - Vice President - DLF CYBERCITY 12B Job educativ.net/jobs/job/67707...
October 31, 2026 at 12:33 AM
status.discrealms.net
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October 31, 2026 at 12:23 AM
codedead.com
Opal v1.5.2 has just been released. Smoother playback, more reliable updates and keeping Opal up to date with the latest Java and JavaFX releases:

codedead.com/blog/2026/10...

#javafx #jdk #jre #opensource #jdk27 #jfx #jfx27 #free #freeware #download #foss #github #java #jre27 #atlantafx
Opal 1.5.2 - Release | CodeDead
Opal v1.5.2 has just been released. This update adds HTTP proxy support for update checks, a new Fastest Metronome sound, improved playback controls, smarter platform-aware updates and updated dependencies...
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October 31, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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Plan Your Java Upgrade Ahead of Microsoft’s 2027 Support Milestones by Bruno Borges
https://techcommunity.microsoft.com/blog/AppsonAzureBlog/plan-your-java-upgrade-ahead-of-microsoft’s-2027-support-milestones/4565984?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=newsletter
Plan Your Java Upgrade Ahead of Microsoft’s 2027 Support Milestones by Bruno Borges
In April 2021, we announced the Microsoft Build of OpenJDK. We were starting with a preview of our Java 11 builds for Windows, Linux, and macOS. Today, if...
https://techcommunity.microsoft.com/blog/AppsonAzureBlog/plan-your-java-upgrade-ahead-of-microsoft’s-2027-support-milestones/4565984?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=newsletter
October 31, 2026 at 12:00 AM
status.discrealms.net
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October 30, 2026 at 11:53 PM
elitegentleman.bsky.social
🎤 On 03 November 2026, I'll speak on building AI agentic workflows using LangChain4J-CDI at XtremeJ Conference Online.

Use the discount code "JAVA40" to get 40% discount on checkout.

Register now: xtremej.dev

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#XtremeJConference #AI #AgenticAI #Java #LangChain4JCDI #JakartaEE
October 30, 2026 at 11:26 PM
status.discrealms.net
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October 30, 2026 at 11:23 PM
papafoxtrot.bsky.social
Yo he puesto por ahí una de rm-cobol 85 a java... con los mismos eroticos resultados...
October 30, 2026 at 11:13 PM
04t.es
A mí en su día me tocó dirigir la migración de un ERP de Clipper a Java. Y bueno, por razones no de desarrollo no llegó a buen puerto.
October 30, 2026 at 11:11 PM
papafoxtrot.bsky.social
Que? Nononono...

Hice con ayuda de la ia un puto bat que ante la llamada de una versión (y una ruta) lo mandaba al otro interpetre de java...

Vamos, hice trampa

Pero funciona 🤷‍♂️
October 30, 2026 at 11:07 PM
04t.es
Bueno, era lento al principio porque el bytecode era interpretado. Más adelante se pasó a compilador JIT de bytecode (just in time). Toda la arquitectura de Java la plagió después Microsoft en su C#.
October 30, 2026 at 11:06 PM
papafoxtrot.bsky.social
Voy a tener pesadillas con SAP, máquina virtuales de java y Windows millenium está noche...
Toddler's Dramatic Fall
ALT: Toddler's Dramatic Fall
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October 30, 2026 at 10:58 PM
status.discrealms.net
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October 30, 2026 at 10:53 PM
papafoxtrot.bsky.social
Sabéis la última de que si actualizas la máquina virtual de java y el java a la 1.8 (creo) e intentas usar ,no se, la web de pagos de la seguridad social no rula pq la ss está esperando la 1.6?

Y me pueden bailar los números y hasta la web pero eso pasa...
October 30, 2026 at 10:52 PM
olaren.dev
but with the new foreign function api from java 22
October 30, 2026 at 10:48 PM
communityaws.bsky.social
"Exposing a Java Lambda Through API Gateway: What Happens to a Request" by BonganiX

#aws-api #amazon-api-gateway #aws-lambda #java #serverless
Exposing a Java Lambda Through API Gateway: What Happens to a Request
Learn how an HTTP API, a Java Lambda function and two separate IAM permissions work together to serve a request. This article covers why the event format must match your handler, why the resource policy and execution role are different, how to read a 404 to find its source, and why in-memory state inside a function can’t be relied on.
community.aws
October 30, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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October 30, 2026 at 10:39 PM
olaren.dev
doing low level stuff in java is troture

what do you mean I'm out there adding '\0' to java strings
October 30, 2026 at 10:37 PM
lucescarlet.bsky.social
Yo en programación mientras el profesor pone ejercicios de java y lo resuelve:
Meme de Pop Team Epic donde Popuko dice con los brazos cruzados "Aaah. So it's like that, huh. I understand everything now" y abajo, en pequeño: "doesn't get it at all" señalando a Popuko
October 30, 2026 at 10:36 PM
dorjegurung.bsky.social
Reproduction of the online test index page that used to reside in my old HMTL-based homepage. It lists all the multiple choice practice questions covering all the topics in IB Diploma first year Chemistry course. The tests are java-script driven and, at the end, give you an assessment of your perfor
IB Diploma Y1 Chemistry Online Multiple Choice Practice Tests
Reproduction of the online test index page that used to reside in my old HMTL-based homepage. It lists all the multiple choice practice questions covering all the topics in IB Diploma first year Chemistry course. The tests are java-script driven and, at the end, give you an assessment of your performance.
www.dorjegurung.com
October 30, 2026 at 10:35 PM
lobsters-feed.bsky.social
How hard is it to check for whitespace? https://lobste.rs/s/1pmuy7 ##java ##performance
How hard is it to check for whitespace?
A journey through Unicode's whitespace characters and perfect hashing.
serce.me
October 30, 2026 at 10:30 PM
status.discrealms.net
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October 30, 2026 at 10:23 PM
papafoxtrot.bsky.social
Logico, yo no entenderé nunca las maravillas que cuentan de java (y algo programe, no mucho)
October 30, 2026 at 10:20 PM