Mary Shelley wrote the first modern sci fi book after spending a couple weeks around the rather handsome and boisterous American, John Mastodon.

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Happy #JohnMastodonDay to all who celebrate

Elon finally arrives to Mars with his team to build his colony. He steps out of his spaceship, the first human to set foot on the Red Planet. Across the way, he sees a sign etched with lasers that says, “John Mastodon was here.” Musk drops to his knees and begins to weep in rage.

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I DON’T CARE WHAT YOUR PODCAST BRO SAYS! ELON IS A TOTAL POSER WITH NO ACTUAL TALENT BEYOND BEING A NEPO BABY AND SAYING BULLSHIT PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE! THERE IS NO ONE SEXIER, SMARTER, OR BETTER THAN JOHN MASTODON!

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Repost: I'm sure #johnmastodon would have dove in and saved the man, but I didn't dare pull on the boot.

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Hello friends, I'd like to introduce my friend and mentor. Plus, he has the coolest name in the world;-) John Mastodon! By the way, Happy Birthday, Bro!
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🎇 Happy John Mastodon Day everybody! 🥳

On December 16th, 2022, a journalist confused the Twitter handle joinmastodon (and the webpage joinmastodon.org) with a hypothetical "John Mastodon" ("founder of a competing social media company named after himself") in an […]

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𝓗𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓙𝓸𝓱𝓷 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓭𝓸𝓷 𝓓𝓪𝔂!

Don't forget. Tomorrow, Dec 17th, is the second John Mastodon rememberance day.

https://mastodon.social/@Heisenbergs_Uncertainty/109534168632113750

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"Mastodon users love the platform's founder, John Mastodon. They're writing sea shanties about their hero, generating AI art in his likeness, and creating all manner of memes about the reclusive genius."

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Was feeling insecure about a difficult certification exam today, but then John Mastodon placed his hand on my head. Suddenly the fog lifted and the subject matter became ridiculously clear! Aced the test.

Some of that's even true

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I heard that if you look into a mirror and say "John Mastodon" three times at midnight on #johnmastodonday the spirit of the Fediverse appears and gives you the gift of interoperable decentralized open-source standards

Happy John Mastodon Day! (to those who celebrate)

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#NeverForget

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Never forget the name John… Mastodon.

There came a man who was sent from God. His name was John. He came as a witness to testify about the Light, so that through him everyone might believe. He himself was not the Light, but he came to testify about the Light.

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Two years ago already!

why does he look like he's going to eat me https://mstdn.social/@GayDeceiver/113668526947073153