#kaopectate
"Kaopectate" is an ingredients list.
I NEED you to hear the story of Kaopectate.

It involves African slaves in Georgia, German POW's, and apples.

African slaves in Georgia were documented to eat white clay that is very abundant there, a mineral called kaolin (Al2Si2O5(OH)4), to treat diarrheal disease.
July 17, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Vaping kaopectate (pre-2003 formula)
March 13, 2026 at 3:53 PM
He reaches for his utility belt stocked with kaopectate and roofies as soon as the signal illuminates the night sky.
June 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Imagine how many drugs they have to give him to keep him going. The kaopectate alone is probably enough to tile grout the ballroom.
October 4, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I NEED you to hear the story of Kaopectate.

It involves African slaves in Georgia, German POW's, and apples.

African slaves in Georgia were documented to eat white clay that is very abundant there, a mineral called kaolin (Al2Si2O5(OH)4), to treat diarrheal disease.
February 21, 2024 at 12:52 AM
“Kaopectate! Kaopectate! Stop those RUNS!”
July 21, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Who's buying up kaopectate factories?
welcome to the Age of Diarrhea
November 7, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Diarrhea relief for normies: Kaopectate

Diarrhea relief for boxers: K.O.pectate
September 11, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Wait do you mean plumbing as in Kaopectate and Splody Bowel, the gastric equivalents of speed and quaaludes
February 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
In which a 46 year old Vince McMahon spends a full minute making doody jokes because that week's episode of WWF Superstars was taped in Kalamazoo, Michigan, the home of Kaopectate.
May 13, 2025 at 11:49 AM
mike's hard kaopectate
August 27, 2026 at 4:15 AM
If we got kaopectate, that meant Mom thought you were really sick. You took it, threw up, and ran a marathon.
October 4, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Sir, please. Take some Kaopectate and go home.
February 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Kaopectate!! Made from kaolin and pectin. All natural. Now that and products like it are a bunch of chemicals, taste awful and none of it is safe to give your dog.
October 4, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Dorothy: What? Don't you have a mind of your own? If Gladys Goldfine told you to drink a whole bottle of Kaopectate, would you?

Sophia: Who blabbed?

#GoldenGirls
Blanche made me do it!
July 7, 2026 at 6:29 PM
BUTT MICKEY KAOPECTATE
October 5, 2026 at 12:06 PM
kaopectate crew stand up
ROTD IS BACK WITH THE 2024 MINCUP.

ROUND 1
Kaolinite vs. Abelsonite
Kaolinite is an aluminosillicate clay used in a ton of applications.

Abelsonite is a secondary mineral formed in oil shale and is apparently crystallization of the clorophyll from ancient plants!
www.mineralcup.org/2024/vote/r1...
September 1, 2024 at 5:32 PM
So, when you add together African folk medicine (kaolin white clay) and apple pectin, you get... Kaopectate!

That was the original formula in 1936, although these components were replaced with attapulgite clay in the 1970's, and in 2004, by bismuth subsalicylate.

Which I have a thread on!
Let's talk about Pepto Bismol & how it works.

The active ingredient is a salt called bismuth subsalicylate.
- Bismuth is a metal in the same Group as arsenic & nitrogen.
- Subsalicylate is related to acetylsalicylic acid (aspirin).
February 21, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Yes, I brought Gummies to the party. They’re Kaopectate Gummies. You said they had to be medicinal, right
January 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
It may take a bit more preparation for us old people to protest but we did it. We took our aspirin back and body pain formula and our Kaopectate. We had water and we peed before leaving. 😆
June 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Um… “Milkshake IPA”?
Kaopectate with a punch?
some america first beers spotted in denmark:
January 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Try Kaopectate, hon.
May 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
My brother was elected kaopectate of his small town. He’ll be sworn in next week.
December 20, 2024 at 12:23 AM
As the Prophecy foretold!

m.youtube.com/watch?v=l03U...
September 4, 2023 at 11:04 PM