He's a gross old idea-stealing addict. The Ketamine Klansman is the worst.
November 3, 2026 at 10:01 PM
He's a gross old idea-stealing addict. The Ketamine Klansman is the worst.
I love that for the Ketamine Klansman. Eat shit, Elon.
November 4, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I love that for the Ketamine Klansman. Eat shit, Elon.
Just imagining him alone, watching a wall of TVs as the ketamine slowly wears off
hooting and hollering about how Elon Musk now lives in a fully Democrat controlled state
November 4, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Just imagining him alone, watching a wall of TVs as the ketamine slowly wears off
it’s fun trying to imagine how much ketamine Elon Musk is on rn
November 4, 2026 at 4:18 AM
it’s fun trying to imagine how much ketamine Elon Musk is on rn
Maybe Elon will take too much ketamine tonight
November 4, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Maybe Elon will take too much ketamine tonight
world supply of ketamine gonna take a serious hit tonight
November 4, 2026 at 4:58 AM
world supply of ketamine gonna take a serious hit tonight
Great result for ketamine dealers in Silicon Valley.
November 4, 2026 at 7:23 AM
Great result for ketamine dealers in Silicon Valley.
Ketamine is a hellava drug
November 1, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Ketamine is a hellava drug
Silicon Valley ketamine dealers having a hell of a night tonight
November 4, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Silicon Valley ketamine dealers having a hell of a night tonight
Ketamine.
What do you think Elon is doing right now
November 4, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Ketamine.
Musk is shamefully putting away the celebration ketamine and unlocking the depression ketamine cabinet.
November 4, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Musk is shamefully putting away the celebration ketamine and unlocking the depression ketamine cabinet.
Siri how much ketamine does half a billion buy?
November 4, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Siri how much ketamine does half a billion buy?
He's going to burn through so much ketamine in the next few months!
November 4, 2026 at 8:23 PM
He's going to burn through so much ketamine in the next few months!
Quick, everyone hide the ketamine. If you know you know. 🤭😅🤣
November 4, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Quick, everyone hide the ketamine. If you know you know. 🤭😅🤣
When you snort ketamine thru a colonoscopy bag
November 2, 2026 at 11:29 PM
When you snort ketamine thru a colonoscopy bag
he's in one of those dune navigator chambers full of gaseous ketamine
November 4, 2026 at 3:35 AM
he's in one of those dune navigator chambers full of gaseous ketamine
Ketamine. He will do ketamine.
November 4, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Ketamine. He will do ketamine.
Elon Musk's ketamine dealer just implemented surge pricing
November 4, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Elon Musk's ketamine dealer just implemented surge pricing
How much ketamine do we figure he’s on right now?
November 4, 2026 at 3:01 AM
How much ketamine do we figure he’s on right now?
My mom keeps asking me to do ketamine therapy with her
November 3, 2026 at 6:55 PM
My mom keeps asking me to do ketamine therapy with her
seeing insane ketamine numbers out of SpaceX HQ
Just noting that Elon has not posted in 6 hours
November 4, 2026 at 3:31 AM
seeing insane ketamine numbers out of SpaceX HQ
The longer Elon Musk is silent the greater the likelihood he died of bad ketamine, and I think that's beautiful.
November 4, 2026 at 3:46 AM
The longer Elon Musk is silent the greater the likelihood he died of bad ketamine, and I think that's beautiful.
Yeah that’s the ketamine
November 4, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Yeah that’s the ketamine
i want elon to do more ketamine than humanly possible. more than possible. more than any human body can contain
November 4, 2026 at 3:00 AM
i want elon to do more ketamine than humanly possible. more than possible. more than any human body can contain
It's been 9 hours since Elon Musk tweeted. My theory that he died of a ketamine overdose is currently a theoretically valid one.
November 4, 2026 at 6:12 AM
It's been 9 hours since Elon Musk tweeted. My theory that he died of a ketamine overdose is currently a theoretically valid one.