God remember Klout
I don't think they'll ever recreate what it was like to be on twitter in the 2010s. Soap opera stuff happening constantly. Poster you were vaguely aware of involved in federal fentanyl bust. Poster whose jokes you occasionally liked posed as his aunt (or wife?) for 6 years. Pastor who steals jokes
October 1, 2026 at 10:27 PM
God remember Klout
remember klout?
remember path?
remember foursquare?
remember path?
remember foursquare?
July 8, 2026 at 7:14 PM
remember klout?
remember path?
remember foursquare?
remember path?
remember foursquare?
Does Swen want to bring back Klout?
January 28, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Does Swen want to bring back Klout?
Does anyone remember Klout?
December 14, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Does anyone remember Klout?
they should invent klout for bluesky. complementary aleve, free earplugs, 50% off home sleep apena test
May 12, 2026 at 8:08 PM
they should invent klout for bluesky. complementary aleve, free earplugs, 50% off home sleep apena test
The julie bots will boost my klout
January 2, 2026 at 6:46 AM
The julie bots will boost my klout
And a bunch of idiots—led in part by supposedly prevaricators for Klout—bought this
"If Kamala wins, only death and destruction await because she is the candidate of endless wars. I am the candidate of peace. I am peace." -- Donald Trump, 11/1/24
June 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
And a bunch of idiots—led in part by supposedly prevaricators for Klout—bought this
unsafe for any klout
Also the Corvair was a remarkably interesting car that didn’t deserve the rep he gave it
November 17, 2025 at 5:29 AM
unsafe for any klout
real ones remember Klout, Black Planet, and Asian Avenue
If Gen Z really wants to dunk on millennials, they should learn about Foursquare and go around saying stuff like, "I hear you're the mayor of this Panera Bread."
June 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
real ones remember Klout, Black Planet, and Asian Avenue
Political insight from people who truly believe everyone else is just trying to increase their Klout Score
September 13, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Political insight from people who truly believe everyone else is just trying to increase their Klout Score
he was increasing his klout score
June 20, 2026 at 9:03 PM
he was increasing his klout score
if you're a journalist still using X, who doesn't need to cover X for a living, why? klout? engagement? laziness?
It has become increasingly clear that X - a platform now actively producing explicit and abusive material against women and children - is not an appropriate platform to be using for our comms.
I will keep pushing for action from the govt & relevant authorities in this area.
I will keep pushing for action from the govt & relevant authorities in this area.
Commons women and equalities committee to stop using X amid AI-altered images row
January 7, 2026 at 4:25 PM
if you're a journalist still using X, who doesn't need to cover X for a living, why? klout? engagement? laziness?
i would do anything for klout, but i won’t do that
Damnit dude, I just hate your hate of the talking heads. I need you to get some clarity; have an epiphany about this
October 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
i would do anything for klout, but i won’t do that
🔥Kiki Klout🔥
June 27, 2026 at 12:04 PM
🔥Kiki Klout🔥
Wonderclout [WUHN-der-klout]
(n.)
- Something showy in appearance but that’s utterly worthless.
(n.)
- Something showy in appearance but that’s utterly worthless.
August 13, 2024 at 12:42 PM
Wonderclout [WUHN-der-klout]
(n.)
- Something showy in appearance but that’s utterly worthless.
(n.)
- Something showy in appearance but that’s utterly worthless.
Je vais m'acheter au moins 3 appartements avec tout ce klout.
November 2, 2023 at 10:35 AM
Je vais m'acheter au moins 3 appartements avec tout ce klout.
wonder what his klout score is
Sat next to a first date at a restaurant bar in D.C. the other night and overheard one person “casually” drop their Bluesky follower count into conversation. I just want you to know if you do this on a date you deserve never to get laid again.
August 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
wonder what his klout score is
yeah klout chasing sucks when down by anyone, journos or randos
January 16, 2026 at 8:39 PM
yeah klout chasing sucks when down by anyone, journos or randos
ooo remembers Klout
April 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
ooo remembers Klout
whatever happened to Klout, remember Klout, no I won’t google it
December 13, 2023 at 1:07 AM
whatever happened to Klout, remember Klout, no I won’t google it
"Abundance"--aka getting big shit built quicker--and fighting oligarchs and corporate power are not in opposition.
This is just an exceedingly stupid position that some have taken up, honestly mostly to preserve their own sources of funding or klout.
This is just an exceedingly stupid position that some have taken up, honestly mostly to preserve their own sources of funding or klout.
June 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
"Abundance"--aka getting big shit built quicker--and fighting oligarchs and corporate power are not in opposition.
This is just an exceedingly stupid position that some have taken up, honestly mostly to preserve their own sources of funding or klout.
This is just an exceedingly stupid position that some have taken up, honestly mostly to preserve their own sources of funding or klout.