we doing koans now, huh
TRUMP: SUPREME COURT TARIFF RULING WON'T ALTER TARIFFS
March 16, 2026 at 8:51 PM
we doing koans now, huh
Koans were the original thought terminating cliches
September 22, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Koans were the original thought terminating cliches
Buddhist lama who ends all his koans with "wyd in that situation?"
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Buddhist lama who ends all his koans with "wyd in that situation?"
Modern zen koans
February 15, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Modern zen koans
Evil American monks are publishing koans in the opinion section
October 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Evil American monks are publishing koans in the opinion section
❌ hyperintelligent administrator keeps us as pets
✅ hyperintelligent guru gives us personalized koans
✅ hyperintelligent guru gives us personalized koans
July 6, 2026 at 5:56 PM
❌ hyperintelligent administrator keeps us as pets
✅ hyperintelligent guru gives us personalized koans
✅ hyperintelligent guru gives us personalized koans
It’s also worth mentioning most of his posts are zen koans for us to ponder as a community
bsky.app/profile/hang...
bsky.app/profile/hang...
plants are just like animals, except in the ways in which they are not.
February 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
It’s also worth mentioning most of his posts are zen koans for us to ponder as a community
bsky.app/profile/hang...
bsky.app/profile/hang...
Nearly every line in this song is an epigram, and like a third of them are koans. It's extraordinary.
This is fucking epic and actually made me burst into tears.
Fight fire with fire.
youtu.be/EtvKvmTIaQU?...
Fight fire with fire.
youtu.be/EtvKvmTIaQU?...
"Burning Down The House" - David Byrne feat. Stephen Colbert (LIVE on The Late Show)
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
youtu.be
May 20, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Nearly every line in this song is an epigram, and like a third of them are koans. It's extraordinary.
Your koans always end with a guy killing himself. Do you realize that about you
March 24, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Your koans always end with a guy killing himself. Do you realize that about you
i believe people's koans here are getting more subtle due to the rancidity of the general situation
June 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
i believe people's koans here are getting more subtle due to the rancidity of the general situation
“ could you elaborate on” I could not. Think of my posts as koans and my feed as the I Ching
April 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
“ could you elaborate on” I could not. Think of my posts as koans and my feed as the I Ching
The three great political koans of our time are:
"Who was president in 2020"
"Who was commander in chief Jan 7, 2021 to Jan 20, 2021"
and now
"Who was president in 2025"
"Who was president in 2020"
"Who was commander in chief Jan 7, 2021 to Jan 20, 2021"
and now
"Who was president in 2025"
i guess one question i have is "is donald trump the president of the united states"
Where’s he been as this came to a head? Why shut down before negotiating? Why believe he will negotiate now, when he hasn’t until now? He’s the Senate President and the Trump shutdown plan was no secret.
October 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
The three great political koans of our time are:
"Who was president in 2020"
"Who was commander in chief Jan 7, 2021 to Jan 20, 2021"
and now
"Who was president in 2025"
"Who was president in 2020"
"Who was commander in chief Jan 7, 2021 to Jan 20, 2021"
and now
"Who was president in 2025"
No disrespect to Buddhists but I actually think Methodist koans are a bit trickier
August 24, 2025 at 7:09 AM
No disrespect to Buddhists but I actually think Methodist koans are a bit trickier
Do Snails Have Assholes? …And Other New Age Comedy Koans
February 1, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Do Snails Have Assholes? …And Other New Age Comedy Koans
if you're havin girl problems i feel bad for you son / i got mine defined and sorted now as "Zen Koans"
February 15, 2026 at 3:57 AM
if you're havin girl problems i feel bad for you son / i got mine defined and sorted now as "Zen Koans"
my favorite part about social media is finding new koans to ponder
April 13, 2026 at 4:01 PM
my favorite part about social media is finding new koans to ponder
Asking my arresting officer if he knows any koans
October 30, 2023 at 4:49 AM
Asking my arresting officer if he knows any koans
December 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Cartoon: Free speech koans https://twp.ai/4ipvsM
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Cartoon: Free speech koans
twp.ai
July 30, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Cartoon: Free speech koans https://twp.ai/4ipvsM
October 31, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Popsicle sticks should have koans on them. Popsicles aren’t funny, they’re contemplative
October 1, 2023 at 8:47 AM
Popsicle sticks should have koans on them. Popsicles aren’t funny, they’re contemplative
Egg koans!
“What’s the sound of one egg clapping?”
“What’s the sound of one egg clapping?”
September 25, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Egg koans!
“What’s the sound of one egg clapping?”
“What’s the sound of one egg clapping?”
physics is just like zen but instead of koans you contemplate kaons
September 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
physics is just like zen but instead of koans you contemplate kaons
LESSER KOANS:
what is the sound of one hand fapping
what is the sound of one hand fapping
whydoilikethis can't hear you. whydoilikethis can hear only porn.
September 15, 2024 at 2:19 PM
LESSER KOANS:
what is the sound of one hand fapping
what is the sound of one hand fapping
It’s almost less embarrassing that this sort of thing is slop because otherwise it’d be a whole website of dipshits trying to write koans
July 26, 2026 at 10:50 PM
It’s almost less embarrassing that this sort of thing is slop because otherwise it’d be a whole website of dipshits trying to write koans