Hakeem Jeffries, man, you're getting lapped
I’m so grateful for today’s endorsement from Assembly Speaker Carl Heastie. It’s been an honor to serve in the majority conference he leads in Albany and I look forward to the important work we can accomplish together for the people of New York City.
September 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Hakeem Jeffries, man, you're getting lapped
Jake Tapper ran so far away from his credibility he lapped it.
May 14, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Jake Tapper ran so far away from his credibility he lapped it.
This is absolutely true. The presidents we would have previously held up as examples of corruption have been repeatedly lapped by Donald Trump.
Not only is Trump the most corrupt president in U.S. history, you could make a persuasive case that about a dozen things he has done this term would earn him that title even if he’d done nothing else. And we’ve learned about two of those things just in the past week.
1. Number of stories about Trump buying and selling hundreds of millions of dollars in stocks in the first three months of 2026:
CBS: 0
CNN: 0
Fox News: 0
NPR: 0
PBS: 0
Politico: 0
Semafor: 0
Business Insider: 0
CBS: 0
CNN: 0
Fox News: 0
NPR: 0
PBS: 0
Politico: 0
Semafor: 0
Business Insider: 0
May 20, 2026 at 1:06 PM
This is absolutely true. The presidents we would have previously held up as examples of corruption have been repeatedly lapped by Donald Trump.
His dudelap done lapped over
December 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
His dudelap done lapped over
Can't believe how the political media is getting lapped by sports reporters
March 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Can't believe how the political media is getting lapped by sports reporters
You don't get to pull away until you've lapped up every inch <3
December 27, 2025 at 1:00 PM
You don't get to pull away until you've lapped up every inch <3
Lance Stroll got lapped in the sprint race today. A 17-lap race and he got LAPPED.
July 4, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Lance Stroll got lapped in the sprint race today. A 17-lap race and he got LAPPED.
As much as I dislike Ro Khanna, the rest of the delegation getting lapped by him is their problem
July 14, 2026 at 12:41 AM
As much as I dislike Ro Khanna, the rest of the delegation getting lapped by him is their problem
Here we see a man wearing an overcoat with lapped seams and a Martingale belt. A lapped seam creates a stronger, neater, and slightly more water resistant finish, but it requires more time, effort, and skill to create. The half belt allows for adjustability (and it looks cool)
November 11, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Here we see a man wearing an overcoat with lapped seams and a Martingale belt. A lapped seam creates a stronger, neater, and slightly more water resistant finish, but it requires more time, effort, and skill to create. The half belt allows for adjustability (and it looks cool)
america is getting lapped by the british aristocracy in the “consequences for pedophiles” department
February 24, 2026 at 4:17 PM
america is getting lapped by the british aristocracy in the “consequences for pedophiles” department
I can't believe Andor lapped modern Star Trek in terms of epic monologues in plots that are 85% meetings.
its so crazy that modern star trek fumbled so hard in the wake of game of thrones. theatre actors doing epic monologues in plots that are 85% meetings had never been so hot. the goal was wide open. and then they made star trek picard
February 23, 2026 at 2:17 AM
I can't believe Andor lapped modern Star Trek in terms of epic monologues in plots that are 85% meetings.
Verhoeven has been lapped by reality.
July 1, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Verhoeven has been lapped by reality.
#2 is second but they’re still getting lapped
February 17, 2026 at 4:49 AM
#2 is second but they’re still getting lapped
Surreal knowing my channel lapped Tucker Carlson several times.
I've got a real job and lapped him.
I've got a real job and lapped him.
May 2, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Surreal knowing my channel lapped Tucker Carlson several times.
I've got a real job and lapped him.
I've got a real job and lapped him.
It's astounding how much WIRED has lapped everyone else in covering Doge.
Who was/is in charge of DOGE? @telliotter.bsky.social talks to a fired DOGE staffer. Among other revelations:
www.wired.com/story/fired-...
www.wired.com/story/fired-...
May 30, 2025 at 11:52 AM
It's astounding how much WIRED has lapped everyone else in covering Doge.
you are being lapped by Peter Buttigieg Mal
@mallorymcmorrow.bsky.social: The Supreme Court must be reformed. That means putting everything on the table: age limits, oversight, and ethics reform.
June 12, 2026 at 5:10 PM
you are being lapped by Peter Buttigieg Mal
Today’s #NoKings Rally with @krismayes.bsky.social concluded with our largest march yet!
We lapped the Courthouse Square with around 3000 participants in #PrescottAZ
#solidarity ✊
#NoKingsAZ
@indivisible.org
@maddow.msnbc.com
@ezralevin.bsky.social
@leahgreenberg.bsky.social
We lapped the Courthouse Square with around 3000 participants in #PrescottAZ
#solidarity ✊
#NoKingsAZ
@indivisible.org
@maddow.msnbc.com
@ezralevin.bsky.social
@leahgreenberg.bsky.social
June 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Today’s #NoKings Rally with @krismayes.bsky.social concluded with our largest march yet!
We lapped the Courthouse Square with around 3000 participants in #PrescottAZ
#solidarity ✊
#NoKingsAZ
@indivisible.org
@maddow.msnbc.com
@ezralevin.bsky.social
@leahgreenberg.bsky.social
We lapped the Courthouse Square with around 3000 participants in #PrescottAZ
#solidarity ✊
#NoKingsAZ
@indivisible.org
@maddow.msnbc.com
@ezralevin.bsky.social
@leahgreenberg.bsky.social
If you’re getting intellectually lapped by senator foghorn dickfuck you’re fully gone off the sauce
KENNEDY: If Vietnam came to you and said, 'You win. We're gonna remove all tariffs and all trade barriers. Would the US please do the same?" Would you accept that deal?
LUTNICK: Absolutely not. That would be the silliest thing we could do
KENNEDY: What's the purpose of reciprocity then?
LUTNICK: Absolutely not. That would be the silliest thing we could do
KENNEDY: What's the purpose of reciprocity then?
June 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
If you’re getting intellectually lapped by senator foghorn dickfuck you’re fully gone off the sauce
This is exactly the kind of despicable scaremongering that Aseem Malhotra has made his modus operandi. Insinuations, hearsay, anti-vaxx, non-evidence-based, lurid, self-enriching, anti-scientific claptrap. Of course Reform UK lapped it up. 1/4
September 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
This is exactly the kind of despicable scaremongering that Aseem Malhotra has made his modus operandi. Insinuations, hearsay, anti-vaxx, non-evidence-based, lurid, self-enriching, anti-scientific claptrap. Of course Reform UK lapped it up. 1/4
they could have released a toilet paper square with Bill Clinton written on it in pencil and they'd have lapped it up, gotta be the wildest own goal in history
July 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
they could have released a toilet paper square with Bill Clinton written on it in pencil and they'd have lapped it up, gotta be the wildest own goal in history
Every time a partner has lapped me in financial things I feel deeply proud of myself for being a true lion
May 13, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Every time a partner has lapped me in financial things I feel deeply proud of myself for being a true lion
Laura Loomer has gone so crazy she seems to have lapped back around to sane. 🤯
January 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Laura Loomer has gone so crazy she seems to have lapped back around to sane. 🤯
a lot of pundits become obsessed with the little contours of conservative politics and ultimately get so lost in them that they get lapped by people who believe simple things like “republicans hate minorities and workers.”
April 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
a lot of pundits become obsessed with the little contours of conservative politics and ultimately get so lost in them that they get lapped by people who believe simple things like “republicans hate minorities and workers.”