im putting down the lathe of heaven
August 25, 2026 at 9:36 PM
im putting down the lathe of heaven
I am putting down the lathe of heaven
May 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I am putting down the lathe of heaven
does anybody else want a turn at the lathe of heaven
February 28, 2026 at 5:13 PM
does anybody else want a turn at the lathe of heaven
oh fuck, I have the lathe
Just once I’d like to see donald trump shit himself on national TV
February 1, 2026 at 10:09 PM
oh fuck, I have the lathe
mom says it's my turn on the lathe
May 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
mom says it's my turn on the lathe
PUT. THE LATHE. OF HISTORY. DOWN.
February 27, 2026 at 12:57 AM
PUT. THE LATHE. OF HISTORY. DOWN.
oh man the real Lathe of Heaven bsky.app/profile/crai...
This is the one. theonion.com/after-obama-...
After Obama Victory, Shrieking White-Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage Early GOP Front-Runner For 2016
Sources say the screaming orb might be the only potential candidate that would tap into Republicans’ deep-seated, seething fury after this election.
theonion.com
March 24, 2026 at 7:46 PM
oh man the real Lathe of Heaven bsky.app/profile/crai...
Increasingly hard to deny we’ve been Lathe of Heavened into our present reality
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Increasingly hard to deny we’ve been Lathe of Heavened into our present reality
winemoms have the lathe
May 31, 2024 at 4:22 AM
winemoms have the lathe
what if instead of the lathe of heaven it was the lathe of dracula
July 5, 2026 at 11:16 PM
what if instead of the lathe of heaven it was the lathe of dracula
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May 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
PUT DOWN THE LATHE PUT DOWN THE LATHE PUT DOWN THE LATHE PUT DOWN THE LATHE PUT DOWN THE LATHE PUT DOWN THE LATHE PUT DOWN THE LATHE PUT DOWN THE LATHE PUT DOWN THE LATHE PUT DOWN THE LATHE PUT DOWN THE LATHE PUT DOWN THE LATHE PUT DOWN THE LATHE PUT DOWN THE LATHE PUT DOWN THE LATHE PUT DOWN THE-
The lathe of heaven is right there
March 31, 2025 at 3:56 AM
The lathe of heaven is right there
I remain mad at this prophecy and one should be more careful with the Lathe of Heaven.
scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe?
AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe
AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe
June 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I remain mad at this prophecy and one should be more careful with the Lathe of Heaven.
In retrospect handing the lathe of heaven over to a satirist wasn’t the best move
October 8, 2026 at 10:53 PM
In retrospect handing the lathe of heaven over to a satirist wasn’t the best move
the onion has had many “please put down the lathe of heaven” moments but this one tops them all
December 31, 2025 at 8:11 PM
the onion has had many “please put down the lathe of heaven” moments but this one tops them all
Cat put down the lathe
October 7, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Cat put down the lathe
i have lost* the lathe of heaven**
*opened
**bag of mini reese's cups
*opened
**bag of mini reese's cups
July 16, 2024 at 11:55 PM
i have lost* the lathe of heaven**
*opened
**bag of mini reese's cups
*opened
**bag of mini reese's cups
oh my god the lathe strikes agaih
October 9, 2026 at 1:09 AM
oh my god the lathe strikes agaih
PUT THE LATHE OF HISTORY DOWN
September 20, 2026 at 3:59 AM
PUT THE LATHE OF HISTORY DOWN
I don’t know who needs this but here’s the entire 1980 PBS movie version of The Lathe of Heaven which goes far harder than it has any right to
The Lathe of Heaven
YouTube video by kliljedahl
youtu.be
August 29, 2026 at 9:14 AM
I don’t know who needs this but here’s the entire 1980 PBS movie version of The Lathe of Heaven which goes far harder than it has any right to
Sharon! Careful with the Lathe of Heaven!
October 7, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Sharon! Careful with the Lathe of Heaven!
yet again I have accidentally sat on the lathe of heaven
March 4, 2026 at 8:19 AM
yet again I have accidentally sat on the lathe of heaven
Maybe there’s a language barrier and these two are thinking of an industrial lathe.
May 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Maybe there’s a language barrier and these two are thinking of an industrial lathe.
“Cat put down the lathe” yeah yeah I know
October 3, 2026 at 3:07 AM
“Cat put down the lathe” yeah yeah I know
I touched the lathe again. Fuck.
October 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I touched the lathe again. Fuck.