Republican lickspittles are so used to groveling before Trump they seem genuinely perplexed why Zelenskyy wouldn't do it.
March 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Republican lickspittles are so used to groveling before Trump they seem genuinely perplexed why Zelenskyy wouldn't do it.
The Maximum Leader has spoken, so his Republican lickspittles must now reconfigure their positions.
February 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The Maximum Leader has spoken, so his Republican lickspittles must now reconfigure their positions.
I assume there were a bunch of slack jawed lickspittles just out of frame barking out “WHERE IS YOUR DRESS SUIT? SHOW SOME RESPECT FOR THE OFFICE!”
March 31, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I assume there were a bunch of slack jawed lickspittles just out of frame barking out “WHERE IS YOUR DRESS SUIT? SHOW SOME RESPECT FOR THE OFFICE!”
the curse of all billionaires who exclusively surround themselves with sycophantic lickspittles
Trump is completely out of touch with reality
April 2, 2026 at 2:41 AM
the curse of all billionaires who exclusively surround themselves with sycophantic lickspittles
When It happens, all the trump lickspittles in the press will become Vance lickspittles which is somehow more embarrassing
June 7, 2026 at 3:35 PM
When It happens, all the trump lickspittles in the press will become Vance lickspittles which is somehow more embarrassing
Just remember, when It Finally Happens, Donald Trump won't be able to hear your wild celebration but all his lickspittles and failsons will.
March 10, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Just remember, when It Finally Happens, Donald Trump won't be able to hear your wild celebration but all his lickspittles and failsons will.
Pedos, rapists, fascists, freaks, traitors, lickspittles…
U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! 🇺🇸
U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! 🇺🇸
November 13, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Pedos, rapists, fascists, freaks, traitors, lickspittles…
U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! 🇺🇸
U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! 🇺🇸
As the lickspittles of his royal court outdo themselves in obsequious flattery, the addlepated dictator musters a semblance of a smile.
August 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
As the lickspittles of his royal court outdo themselves in obsequious flattery, the addlepated dictator musters a semblance of a smile.
Because they’re shitting themselves, BBC, you appeasing lickspittles
April 1, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Because they’re shitting themselves, BBC, you appeasing lickspittles
Lickspittles. Toadies
Cowards
Cowards
April 1, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Lickspittles. Toadies
Cowards
Cowards
What a couple of fascist lickspittles.
August 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
What a couple of fascist lickspittles.
That orange turd, his corrupt regime, SCOTUS 6, & Republican lickspittles want to make sure billionaires can rule like mob bosses all over the world with ZERO repercussions for ANYTHING they do.
December 13, 2025 at 6:42 AM
That orange turd, his corrupt regime, SCOTUS 6, & Republican lickspittles want to make sure billionaires can rule like mob bosses all over the world with ZERO repercussions for ANYTHING they do.
Lickspittles
I think the apple’s rotten right to the core apnews.com/article/trum...
August 13, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Lickspittles
Bonus points for use of "lickspittles".
GOP Rep James Comer just admitted on Fox that small donors are giving to Trump's super PAC rather than to GOP candidates. Trump keeps telling his supporters that GOP let him down. This is the result! GOP lickspittles really getting their comeuppance now.
New from me:
newrepublic.com/article/2151...
New from me:
newrepublic.com/article/2151...
MAGA Dimwit James Comer Blurts Out Bombshell: Trump Badly Screwing GOP
The president has MAGA supporters giving lots of money to his super PAC—and not to GOP candidates. Meanwhile, new polling by Democrats shows he’s weighing down Republicans big time.
newrepublic.com
September 4, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Bonus points for use of "lickspittles".
One crucial front in the war against fascism will be the right to photograph police. The cops have always hated that right and they and their various lickspittles will push back at it at every turn.
Update:
* He’s been charged with a felony
* Initial spreadsheet of recent arrests lists officer’s badge as 12345
* @cmlewisgeorgew4.bsky.social will be requesting body cam footage
* He’s been charged with a felony
* Initial spreadsheet of recent arrests lists officer’s badge as 12345
* @cmlewisgeorgew4.bsky.social will be requesting body cam footage
A DC man has been arrested for filming the police.
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August 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
One crucial front in the war against fascism will be the right to photograph police. The cops have always hated that right and they and their various lickspittles will push back at it at every turn.
The dumbest timeline with the dumbest people
October 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The dumbest timeline with the dumbest people
contrarian.substack.com/p/words-and-... a team of lickspittles
Words and Phrases We Could Do Without
Trump's Cabinet: A Team of Lickspittles
contrarian.substack.com
March 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
contrarian.substack.com/p/words-and-... a team of lickspittles
The question of whether Trump is primarily symptom or cause is settled by the fact that Trump’s most uncritical lickspittles on the Court are the two he didn’t appoint
The Supreme Court holds that fascism is bad. Thomas and Alito dissent.
May 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The question of whether Trump is primarily symptom or cause is settled by the fact that Trump’s most uncritical lickspittles on the Court are the two he didn’t appoint
How lovely that even the spineless, grifting, dull-minded lickspittles who work in the White House think the Commander-in-Chief is delusional.
March 27, 2026 at 2:08 PM
How lovely that even the spineless, grifting, dull-minded lickspittles who work in the White House think the Commander-in-Chief is delusional.
An excellent point. They're not cowards. They're lickspittles who believe in the spittle they're licking.
a possibility: maybe the billionaires are not cowards trying to curry trump’s favor. maybe they’re racist fascists like him who want to crush our pluralistic democracy. i mean, maybe!
October 26, 2024 at 11:07 AM
An excellent point. They're not cowards. They're lickspittles who believe in the spittle they're licking.
Donny and the Lickspittles, playing the county fair, joylessly churning through their only song to ever chart
Trump: "The stock market is more brilliant than anybody there is, including the people on this stage, other than me of course"
(look at Rubio's face while Trump says this)
(look at Rubio's face while Trump says this)
June 17, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Donny and the Lickspittles, playing the county fair, joylessly churning through their only song to ever chart