#load-balancing
distributed load balancing, good thinking
September 12, 2023 at 4:35 PM
If you’re trying to start good trouble by emailing hr@opm.gov, please note they are load balancing by using hr0@opm.gov - hr19@opm.gov. Additionally, they have stated in their PIA that they block non-government emails, but I haven’t verified that. Also, they’re likely having AI read the replies.
February 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
BlueSky seems to be having some uhh... load-balancing issues... might crash soon or something, IDK I didn't sit on it! 🫣‼️
September 28, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Welp, @pupcryo.bsky.social is calling us in for an all hands meeting…something about drill down, load balancing, and penetration testing..🤷🏼‍♂️🤷 We shall see @bigdaintypup.bsky.social, hoping for some action items this quarter from the boss. 🐂
June 7, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Inside you there are two wolves. One is active, the other one is on hot standby and becomes active if the first one fails or is taken down for maintenance. Add more wolves as necessary for increased redundancy load balancing. A quorum badger can be added for environments with multiple active wolves.
May 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
this is a load balancing poast
You can go a little loopy if you begin thinking of yourself as a Political Operative simply because you post about politics. This is why it's so important to drop an occasional grounding post like "The brain is the ass of the head" to remind yourself that you are just some guy
June 12, 2026 at 1:03 AM
agi is coming, load balancing is not
February 9, 2026 at 3:06 AM
ANNOUNCEMENT: HYPER-V VM LOAD BALANCING...

Folks,

Hyper-V has offered built-in VM Load Balancing for over a decade. VM load balancing is a feature that allows you to optimize machine utilization in Windows Server clusters.
November 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
As a current Sysadmin, I don’t know how they’re keeping up with scaling and load balancing. It’s unbelievable.
November 21, 2024 at 2:28 PM
You call it "Bukakke", I call it "Load balancing"
April 16, 2024 at 8:53 AM
load balancing works better doesn't it
September 27, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Do you know any load-balancing papers? Please send them my way!
December 16, 2024 at 8:39 PM
load-balancing my shitposts between multiple platforms so that I don't look too unhinged from any single perspective
July 8, 2023 at 6:39 PM
Hard at work balancing my load
December 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
get in loser we’re building with structural stone again

another banger from @amintaha.bsky.social and Groupwork

observer.co.uk/culture/arch...
This wobbly-looking high-rise Stonehenge is the future
Built from three-tonne slabs of load-bearing rock, a new London apartment block makes a dramatic case for a greener alternative to concrete, balancing scale and sophistication with sheer chutzpah
observer.co.uk
September 21, 2026 at 11:42 AM
I ám listening, but I'm load balancing your messages
November 26, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Gandalf has a different name in every land of Middle-Earth for load-balancing purposes
Fantasy world where true names exist but work on the principle of "that's my name, don't wear it out"
August 8, 2024 at 1:43 PM
I thought the graphs I put near the end of samwho.dev/load-balancing are pretty cool 😁
Load Balancing
A bottom-up, animated guide to HTTP load balancing algorithms.
samwho.dev
December 12, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Load Balancing update on September 28, 2026 https://docs.cloud.google.com/load-balancing/docs/release-notes#September_28_2026 #googlecloud Zonal network endpoint groups (NEGs) with GCE_VM_IP and GCE_VM_IP_PORT endpoints support IPv6-only endpoints that reference IPv6-only or
September 28, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Before this becomes even more of a discourse, as someone who works in software engineering / devops, none of this is cheap. Hosting, data storage, load balancing, DB clusters, they all cost money. And if you want it to be reliable/scalable it costs even more money.
That new gulpr thing essentially locks pets, galleries and even stomach capacity and pets, all behind monthly subscriptions. You get a small amount for free, but it's obvious they expect you to pay the more you play
January 29, 2026 at 1:33 AM
One of my favorite web visualizations is @samwho.dev's "Load Balancing" explainer.

samwho.dev/load-balanci...

Love how he takes a complex topic and makes it "grokable."
Load Balancing
A bottom-up, animated guide to HTTP load balancing algorithms.
samwho.dev
November 4, 2024 at 6:50 PM
grafana posting will continue until morale improves
April 27, 2026 at 3:46 AM
You need AWS and Kubernetes and automatic load balancing for uptime they say.
A $13 Hetzner server tends to disagree.
November 25, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Yes, Loads Refused: Load Balancing in Parallel Computing
August 14, 2026 at 2:41 PM
August 27, 2025 at 1:15 PM