Available At Lowes.
November 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Available At Lowes.
Wearing my good conduct ribbon to impress the ladies at the Lowes and Publix.
November 8, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Wearing my good conduct ribbon to impress the ladies at the Lowes and Publix.
"whole hardware aisle at Lowes levels of screwed"
Gonna use that one in the future
Gonna use that one in the future
November 5, 2026 at 8:48 PM
"whole hardware aisle at Lowes levels of screwed"
Gonna use that one in the future
Gonna use that one in the future
God, Millennials really are the parents now: they're using "Roll Out" in a Lowes ad for holiday decor.
November 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
God, Millennials really are the parents now: they're using "Roll Out" in a Lowes ad for holiday decor.
Wake up babe new legend of king Arthur just dropped
November 8, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Wake up babe new legend of king Arthur just dropped
why is openai doing ads with lowes that basically just say “lowes associates can now answer any question with chatgpt”
BART better be getting good cash for these dumb ads lmao
BART better be getting good cash for these dumb ads lmao
November 6, 2026 at 7:14 AM
why is openai doing ads with lowes that basically just say “lowes associates can now answer any question with chatgpt”
BART better be getting good cash for these dumb ads lmao
BART better be getting good cash for these dumb ads lmao
On this list of people who are catastrophically screwed, entirely screwed, whole hardware aisle at Lowes levels of screwed if they do not get a presidential pardon on the way out, Pete Hegseth is the most screwed.
And, uh, he's very obviously on the way out.
And, uh, he's very obviously on the way out.
Secretary Hegseth has put out a video defending his record and making the case that he should stay on as Secretary (and that Congress should fully fund militarybudget request)
From his talk: "Being trans is a mental illness".
x.com/secwar/statu...
From his talk: "Being trans is a mental illness".
x.com/secwar/statu...
Secretary of War Pete Hegseth (@SecWar) on X
At the War Department:
We Stand.
We Fight.
We Defend the Republic.
x.com
November 5, 2026 at 8:41 PM
On this list of people who are catastrophically screwed, entirely screwed, whole hardware aisle at Lowes levels of screwed if they do not get a presidential pardon on the way out, Pete Hegseth is the most screwed.
And, uh, he's very obviously on the way out.
And, uh, he's very obviously on the way out.
If he started shitposting as a Major, they will retire him as a Captain.
Have fun working at Lowes, Dort.
Have fun working at Lowes, Dort.
November 6, 2026 at 4:35 AM
If he started shitposting as a Major, they will retire him as a Captain.
Have fun working at Lowes, Dort.
Have fun working at Lowes, Dort.
sanding with 80 grit sandpaper: sanding is the worst job on earth, can't wait to finish sanding, after this i am never sanding again
sanding with 3,000 grit sandpaper: i have pierced the veil, in the shining plane i see the face of god, do they even got 10,000 grit at the lowes
sanding with 3,000 grit sandpaper: i have pierced the veil, in the shining plane i see the face of god, do they even got 10,000 grit at the lowes
November 6, 2026 at 6:08 PM
sanding with 80 grit sandpaper: sanding is the worst job on earth, can't wait to finish sanding, after this i am never sanding again
sanding with 3,000 grit sandpaper: i have pierced the veil, in the shining plane i see the face of god, do they even got 10,000 grit at the lowes
sanding with 3,000 grit sandpaper: i have pierced the veil, in the shining plane i see the face of god, do they even got 10,000 grit at the lowes
Looking forward to finding it tomorrow, as I am currently heading to lowes
November 8, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Looking forward to finding it tomorrow, as I am currently heading to lowes
Corollary: Count the number of screws, nuts or bolts in a Home Depot/Lowes package that has been tampered with.
November 8, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Corollary: Count the number of screws, nuts or bolts in a Home Depot/Lowes package that has been tampered with.
The Lowes Foods in Kernersville is very bright and very empty tonight.
November 9, 2026 at 12:18 AM
The Lowes Foods in Kernersville is very bright and very empty tonight.
jordan love in the lowes ad is so goofy i love it.
November 8, 2026 at 10:54 PM
jordan love in the lowes ad is so goofy i love it.
He's delusional. He thinks if he decrees it a national monument, successors can't remove his tacky Lowes bullshit decorations.
November 5, 2026 at 9:28 PM
He's delusional. He thinks if he decrees it a national monument, successors can't remove his tacky Lowes bullshit decorations.
Bought a poppy this year to donate, but I'm not wearing it because I'm really starting to feel uneasy about this. I feel they've hijacked patriotism. Tattered flags hanging from lampposts, Farage and Lowes rhetoric. Men didn't die in trenches for this. It cheapens their sacrifice
November 7, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Bought a poppy this year to donate, but I'm not wearing it because I'm really starting to feel uneasy about this. I feel they've hijacked patriotism. Tattered flags hanging from lampposts, Farage and Lowes rhetoric. Men didn't die in trenches for this. It cheapens their sacrifice
Lowes already has next halloween displays out.
November 7, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Lowes already has next halloween displays out.
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
The weekend has officially been declared missing. Rescue teams checked couches, refrigerators, football games, naps, and random trips to Lowes & Costco. No sign of it.
Coffee me, please.💙🙏☕
#MindYourWile
Smile😁 Laugh😂 Love❤️ Live🤪
#GTS #DV1 #ProudBlue #Blues #DefendersOfDemocracy
The weekend has officially been declared missing. Rescue teams checked couches, refrigerators, football games, naps, and random trips to Lowes & Costco. No sign of it.
Coffee me, please.💙🙏☕
#MindYourWile
Smile😁 Laugh😂 Love❤️ Live🤪
#GTS #DV1 #ProudBlue #Blues #DefendersOfDemocracy
November 9, 2026 at 2:40 PM
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
The weekend has officially been declared missing. Rescue teams checked couches, refrigerators, football games, naps, and random trips to Lowes & Costco. No sign of it.
Coffee me, please.💙🙏☕
#MindYourWile
Smile😁 Laugh😂 Love❤️ Live🤪
#GTS #DV1 #ProudBlue #Blues #DefendersOfDemocracy
The weekend has officially been declared missing. Rescue teams checked couches, refrigerators, football games, naps, and random trips to Lowes & Costco. No sign of it.
Coffee me, please.💙🙏☕
#MindYourWile
Smile😁 Laugh😂 Love❤️ Live🤪
#GTS #DV1 #ProudBlue #Blues #DefendersOfDemocracy
LAPD officer salary STARTS at $93,730 – $127,660. For a high school only grad in their 30's, what are they going to do? Work up to manager at a Lowes?
They aren't going anywhere. This is bullshit, like it always is.
They aren't going anywhere. This is bullshit, like it always is.
Los Angeles Police Protective League official and LAPD officer Jamie McBride told NBC today:
“If Nithya Raman becomes the mayor, the city needs to prepare for Armageddon. She won’t have to defund the police. Police officers will just leave the department.”
“If Nithya Raman becomes the mayor, the city needs to prepare for Armageddon. She won’t have to defund the police. Police officers will just leave the department.”
November 5, 2026 at 12:02 PM
LAPD officer salary STARTS at $93,730 – $127,660. For a high school only grad in their 30's, what are they going to do? Work up to manager at a Lowes?
They aren't going anywhere. This is bullshit, like it always is.
They aren't going anywhere. This is bullshit, like it always is.
"let's make a salute to the GOAT" [image of messi staring intently, followed by the lowes logo]
lmaoooooo gets me every time
lmaoooooo gets me every time
November 8, 2026 at 1:13 AM
"let's make a salute to the GOAT" [image of messi staring intently, followed by the lowes logo]
lmaoooooo gets me every time
lmaoooooo gets me every time
Yeah okay Willy Nilly. Flock is still all over especially at Lowes and Home Depot. Also a mall still has them all over. Besides I already know where the Gestapo hides.
Pat Ryan has a to-do list for when Democrats take power: impeach Pete Hegseth, stop the war in Iran, end Trump's tariffs, and clean up two years of corruption. If that doesn't motivate you to go out and vote then we don't know what will.
November 7, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Yeah okay Willy Nilly. Flock is still all over especially at Lowes and Home Depot. Also a mall still has them all over. Besides I already know where the Gestapo hides.
'Big Hero 6' was released on this day 12 years ago! (2014)
Directed by Don Hall and Chris Williams.
Voice cast: Ryan Potter, Scott Adsit, Daniel Henney, T.J. Miller, Jamie Chung, Damon Wayans Jr., Genesis Rodriguez, James Cromwell, Maya Rudolph, Katie Lowes, Alan Tudyk, and more.
#OTD #OnThisDay
Directed by Don Hall and Chris Williams.
Voice cast: Ryan Potter, Scott Adsit, Daniel Henney, T.J. Miller, Jamie Chung, Damon Wayans Jr., Genesis Rodriguez, James Cromwell, Maya Rudolph, Katie Lowes, Alan Tudyk, and more.
#OTD #OnThisDay
November 7, 2026 at 9:00 PM
'Big Hero 6' was released on this day 12 years ago! (2014)
Directed by Don Hall and Chris Williams.
Voice cast: Ryan Potter, Scott Adsit, Daniel Henney, T.J. Miller, Jamie Chung, Damon Wayans Jr., Genesis Rodriguez, James Cromwell, Maya Rudolph, Katie Lowes, Alan Tudyk, and more.
#OTD #OnThisDay
Directed by Don Hall and Chris Williams.
Voice cast: Ryan Potter, Scott Adsit, Daniel Henney, T.J. Miller, Jamie Chung, Damon Wayans Jr., Genesis Rodriguez, James Cromwell, Maya Rudolph, Katie Lowes, Alan Tudyk, and more.
#OTD #OnThisDay
damn we really do
Nobody suspects pokemons at the lowes..
Nobody suspects pokemons at the lowes..
November 6, 2026 at 3:46 AM
damn we really do
Nobody suspects pokemons at the lowes..
Nobody suspects pokemons at the lowes..
Steal them from Home Depot, pay for them at Lowes
November 5, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Steal them from Home Depot, pay for them at Lowes
AND REINSTATE ROE v WADE, TAX THE WEALTHY THEIR FAIR SHARE, REINSTATE MEDICARE MEDICADE SNAP…rebuild the White House, Rose Garden, remove Lowes fake gold everything.
November 4, 2026 at 10:52 AM
AND REINSTATE ROE v WADE, TAX THE WEALTHY THEIR FAIR SHARE, REINSTATE MEDICARE MEDICADE SNAP…rebuild the White House, Rose Garden, remove Lowes fake gold everything.
*Clearance bin at Lowes
November 4, 2026 at 6:34 PM
*Clearance bin at Lowes