#lutheranism
Lutheranism was fine and good but Calvinism was a mistake
March 11, 2026 at 7:11 AM
Re-inventing Lutheranism from first principles.
October 2, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Pope dunking on you from the Popemobile while he's blessing and waving to the rest of the crowd means you have to convert to Lutheranism it's in the Bible
Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”

Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”
October 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
summoning all nine living cubs fans to create Baseball Lutheranism over this
October 1, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Theres something interesting about the fact that the most irreligious asshole who ever lived is reverting to his childhood lutheranism in extremis
Doocy: Does this help get you into heaven?

Trump: I don’t think there’s anything that’s going to get me into heaven. I think I’m not heaven bound.
October 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
We're doing 21st century techno-fascist Lutheranism
May 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
lutheranism having been a reaction to the church selling indulgences is a real cherry on top here
February 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
(Combining yesterday's discourse)

Lutheranism is stored in the balls
Always wondered what you're supposed to say if you've got Lutheran antigens or something
December 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
This happens on the r/Lutheranism subreddit multiple times a month
May 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
this is lutheranism. if u even care
face hell and walk backwards into god
February 2, 2026 at 7:59 AM
The first rule of Lutheranism is you don't talk about Lutheranism.
October 2, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Donald Trump causing both global Catholic and global Anglican unity is the most 2025 thing ever. Global Lutheranism is now in play
May 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What works:
- Physicists
- The Wachowskis
- Mom

What doesn't:
- Catholicism
- Lutheranism
- Angry stepdad
January 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
"Having an American pope is making me realize that the pope is just some guy."

"Welcome to Lutheranism, comrade."
September 30, 2026 at 10:57 AM
doing Lutheranism, But Again since you're mad the Pope is too Woke
January 6, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I feel like Lutheranism has the most poaster’s spirit of any mainline denomination. A whole theological movement built on Posting.
October 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Some of us are born Lutheran, some of us achieve Lutheranism, some of us have Lutheranism thrust upon us.
February 8, 2025 at 11:33 PM
"Well, he was also reform-minded," I respond when somebody tells me Martin Luther King Jr. isn't responsible for Lutheranism
May 29, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Neo-Lutheranism 🤣🤣
October 3, 2026 at 6:36 PM
lutheranism now classified as a neurodivergence
July 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Authentic Lutheranism
October 21, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Nobody in the groupchat wanted to discuss the differences between Calvinism and Lutheranism with me…
October 2, 2026 at 7:38 PM
This is how Lutheranism started
November 26, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Lutheranism, laundering money since 1517.
February 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM