World's Scientists Admit They Just Don't Like Mice https://theonion.com/worlds-scientists-admit-they-just-dont-like-mice-1819567643/
September 27, 2026 at 7:00 PM
World's Scientists Admit They Just Don't Like Mice https://theonion.com/worlds-scientists-admit-they-just-dont-like-mice-1819567643/
Daily #1885 - Mice mice mice! <3
December 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Daily #1885 - Mice mice mice! <3
Perimeters, not parameters.
An excursion, not an incursion.
Six genders, not cisgender.
Insane asylums, not asylum.
Transgender mice, not transgenic mice.
The IQ of a potato.
An excursion, not an incursion.
Six genders, not cisgender.
Insane asylums, not asylum.
Transgender mice, not transgenic mice.
The IQ of a potato.
August 2, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Perimeters, not parameters.
An excursion, not an incursion.
Six genders, not cisgender.
Insane asylums, not asylum.
Transgender mice, not transgenic mice.
The IQ of a potato.
An excursion, not an incursion.
Six genders, not cisgender.
Insane asylums, not asylum.
Transgender mice, not transgenic mice.
The IQ of a potato.
When did mice stop doing this?
October 3, 2026 at 7:50 AM
When did mice stop doing this?
October 6, 2024 at 2:34 AM
🐭Little mice choir 🐭
August 8, 2026 at 4:22 PM
🐭Little mice choir 🐭
Daily #1908 - Arm mice!
January 3, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Daily #1908 - Arm mice!
Scientists Successfully Teach Mice To Hate Women
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January 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Scientists Successfully Teach Mice To Hate Women
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July 2, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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We are now finding bird flu in deer mice and house mice in Washington State.
H5N1 is advancing along the evolutionary ladder—affecting birds, mammals, and humans. This is not speculation; it’s a timeline.
H5N1 is advancing along the evolutionary ladder—affecting birds, mammals, and humans. This is not speculation; it’s a timeline.
February 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
We are now finding bird flu in deer mice and house mice in Washington State.
H5N1 is advancing along the evolutionary ladder—affecting birds, mammals, and humans. This is not speculation; it’s a timeline.
H5N1 is advancing along the evolutionary ladder—affecting birds, mammals, and humans. This is not speculation; it’s a timeline.
New research suggests mice may exhibit revival-like behaviors to help unconscious mice recover faster.
Lab mice may give 'first aid' to unconscious mates
New research suggests mice may exhibit revival-like behaviors to help unconscious mice recover faster.
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February 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
New research suggests mice may exhibit revival-like behaviors to help unconscious mice recover faster.
February 26, 2026 at 3:14 PM
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January 22, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Good morning from @altyellonatpark.org
Do the lab mice see little mice or little people?
January 22, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Do the lab mice see little mice or little people?
I’m like 99% sure that mice don’t even have genders.
March 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I’m like 99% sure that mice don’t even have genders.
I can’t believe this needs to be said.
TransGENIC mice
are not
TransGENDER mice
TransGENIC mice
are not
TransGENDER mice
March 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I can’t believe this needs to be said.
TransGENIC mice
are not
TransGENDER mice
TransGENIC mice
are not
TransGENDER mice
Defending male mice and women mice from mouse gender ideology
Exclusive: NIH appears to archive policy requiring female animals in studies www.thetransmitter.org/policy/exclu...
Exclusive: NIH appears to archive policy requiring female animals in studies
Such a shift would “put us back in the dark ages in terms of our science,” says neuroscientist Anne Murphy, who helped to formulate the original policy.
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February 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Defending male mice and women mice from mouse gender ideology
The magical mice of Lily Seika Jones
August 3, 2026 at 3:08 PM
The magical mice of Lily Seika Jones
Say what you want about mice but those sumbitches can scurry
February 4, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Say what you want about mice but those sumbitches can scurry
Republicans are meek little mice.
March 13, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Republicans are meek little mice.