the paperclipmaxxers were never the machines were they
November 8, 2026 at 7:21 PM
the paperclipmaxxers were never the machines were they
The machines were vaxxed
November 5, 2026 at 8:43 PM
The machines were vaxxed
3 weeks since I started strength training machines: leg press went from 100 to 200 lbs 💪
November 8, 2026 at 4:27 PM
3 weeks since I started strength training machines: leg press went from 100 to 200 lbs 💪
We have machines that churn out infinite volumes of communications when what we need is more silence
November 6, 2026 at 12:48 PM
We have machines that churn out infinite volumes of communications when what we need is more silence
November 6, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Machines stole my job beating my meat 24/7
November 6, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Machines stole my job beating my meat 24/7
What if the voting machines are undercounting shy Trump voters?
November 4, 2026 at 2:30 AM
What if the voting machines are undercounting shy Trump voters?
I wonder if physicists will learn anything from this, regarding their “the machines can do all the calculating and proving for us” bit ⚛️
I mean…
Good luck, I guess?
Good luck, I guess?
November 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I wonder if physicists will learn anything from this, regarding their “the machines can do all the calculating and proving for us” bit ⚛️
November 8, 2026 at 4:12 PM
November 7, 2026 at 11:07 PM
You have to imagine that Miller is walking around the West Wing complaining about how they lacked the guts to seize the voting machines.
November 6, 2026 at 7:41 PM
You have to imagine that Miller is walking around the West Wing complaining about how they lacked the guts to seize the voting machines.
ran on a personal project:
"Searching for implicit state machines proved exceptionally valuable here"
good prompt
"Searching for implicit state machines proved exceptionally valuable here"
good prompt
November 7, 2026 at 3:02 PM
ran on a personal project:
"Searching for implicit state machines proved exceptionally valuable here"
good prompt
"Searching for implicit state machines proved exceptionally valuable here"
good prompt
the funny thing is that the machines all wind up pretty clearly normie college+ lib and we know how normie college+ lib voted this election (the correct way)
I understand where this GMU econ professor is coming from. Women and minorities won elections. Some of them were women AND minorities! It is thus time to turn over control to the machines programmed by a handful of rich white guys in freaky cults. That's the rational, objective, unbiased choice. 🙄
November 7, 2026 at 10:56 PM
the funny thing is that the machines all wind up pretty clearly normie college+ lib and we know how normie college+ lib voted this election (the correct way)
Adaptive resistance machines have existed since the 80s. They are, and always have been, considered shit when compared to actually using machines or normal exercises in full range with manageable loads.
Once again im asking them to stop calling shitty ideas AI to resell them to us.
Once again im asking them to stop calling shitty ideas AI to resell them to us.
“The studio uses AI-enabled machines known as Exerbotics, which automatically adjust resistance in real time based on a user's performance.”
AI-powered fitness uses adaptive technology to support healthy aging
An AI-powered fitness concept aimed at helping people stay stronger and sharper as they age is gaining traction through local studios.
6abc.com
November 7, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Adaptive resistance machines have existed since the 80s. They are, and always have been, considered shit when compared to actually using machines or normal exercises in full range with manageable loads.
Once again im asking them to stop calling shitty ideas AI to resell them to us.
Once again im asking them to stop calling shitty ideas AI to resell them to us.
Life moves pretty fast. That’s why we’ve installed drive-through slot machines in the alley behind the casino. Good luck, and safe driving!
November 8, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Life moves pretty fast. That’s why we’ve installed drive-through slot machines in the alley behind the casino. Good luck, and safe driving!
People who use fruit machines at a motorway service station need to seek professional help for their addiction.
November 6, 2026 at 7:55 PM
People who use fruit machines at a motorway service station need to seek professional help for their addiction.
Me RTing and liking every post I see on the TL
Elderly People Gambling at Slot Machines
ALT: Elderly People Gambling at Slot Machines
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November 4, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Me RTing and liking every post I see on the TL
the Southern Republican voter suppression machines are pretty effective but they cannot actually survive contact with an electorate where a quarter or more of white people are also voting straight ticket Democrat
November 7, 2026 at 6:11 PM
the Southern Republican voter suppression machines are pretty effective but they cannot actually survive contact with an electorate where a quarter or more of white people are also voting straight ticket Democrat
why do people want their computers to talk to them?? I don't want machines to tell me what to do!
November 6, 2026 at 2:05 PM
why do people want their computers to talk to them?? I don't want machines to tell me what to do!
what even is the conspiracy theory here? Greg Abbott rigged the election against himself? Biden is so all powerful he's controlling the voting machines?
November 5, 2026 at 8:30 PM
what even is the conspiracy theory here? Greg Abbott rigged the election against himself? Biden is so all powerful he's controlling the voting machines?
I love machines designed to do one weird thing perfectly
This high-speed maypole braiding machine interlaces multiple metal strands around a central core using rotating bobbin carriers on a circular track to create a uniform tubular braid.
IG: @metalhose_
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IG: @metalhose_
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November 7, 2026 at 8:13 AM
I love machines designed to do one weird thing perfectly
We are making the bathrooms at the Comedy Mothership gender neutral and adding tampon machines.
November 4, 2026 at 3:31 AM
We are making the bathrooms at the Comedy Mothership gender neutral and adding tampon machines.
Can we normalize vending machines?
November 4, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Can we normalize vending machines?
Stop showing how progressive you are my making "fun" AI images from machines and data centers destroying your planet challenge, 2026.
November 6, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Stop showing how progressive you are my making "fun" AI images from machines and data centers destroying your planet challenge, 2026.
nobody understands the sexual tension with machines
November 5, 2026 at 2:23 AM
nobody understands the sexual tension with machines