"slipped and fell into an enormous pickle jar full of yellowjackets while trying to reach a package of malomars from the tippy top shelf today, dead at the tragically advanced age of 71 ..."
July 12, 2026 at 7:42 AM
"slipped and fell into an enormous pickle jar full of yellowjackets while trying to reach a package of malomars from the tippy top shelf today, dead at the tragically advanced age of 71 ..."
Could be here, too, but they’re sort of like malomars. Graham cookie. Spot of jam, marshmallow, then a chocolate coating.
May 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Could be here, too, but they’re sort of like malomars. Graham cookie. Spot of jam, marshmallow, then a chocolate coating.
I think I’m gonna walk to the grocery store and get a pack of malomars
December 16, 2024 at 2:17 AM
I think I’m gonna walk to the grocery store and get a pack of malomars
I'll splurge on some Malomars to help make everyone feel better
May 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I'll splurge on some Malomars to help make everyone feel better
JFC. The concept of health insurance is straight from a Devil, but not from the cool Devil that gave us rock & roll, witchcraft, and malomars.
November 6, 2023 at 6:35 PM
JFC. The concept of health insurance is straight from a Devil, but not from the cool Devil that gave us rock & roll, witchcraft, and malomars.
(Buying a pair of Malomars at list-ish price and then paying someone to do the surgery just seemed so WASTEFUL at that point in both time and income but like… fuck)
July 30, 2025 at 5:40 AM
(Buying a pair of Malomars at list-ish price and then paying someone to do the surgery just seemed so WASTEFUL at that point in both time and income but like… fuck)
then by easter its time to start aging the elf turds for malomars
October 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
then by easter its time to start aging the elf turds for malomars
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August 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I’m proud mostly that I laid out a simple week long plan that made it all actually stress free, not that much to do on the day. Now M and I will wash many dishes (by which I mean, soak and rinse) and watch the GBBO finale and Claire Saffitz make malomars.
November 29, 2024 at 1:13 PM
I’m proud mostly that I laid out a simple week long plan that made it all actually stress free, not that much to do on the day. Now M and I will wash many dishes (by which I mean, soak and rinse) and watch the GBBO finale and Claire Saffitz make malomars.
It’s an annual watch for me and my boyfriend, and is directly responsible for me eating an entire box of Malomars and feeling absolutely terrible. Worth it though Harry was right they are the perfect cookie
August 4, 2025 at 3:18 AM
It’s an annual watch for me and my boyfriend, and is directly responsible for me eating an entire box of Malomars and feeling absolutely terrible. Worth it though Harry was right they are the perfect cookie
The yellowjackets respond: "Those were OUR malomars! And they were delicious."
July 12, 2026 at 11:20 AM
The yellowjackets respond: "Those were OUR malomars! And they were delicious."
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March 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Do I fantasize about the kind of money needed to bring Merrell Burnt Rock back eternally? Sure.
I want those felt Vans Malomars fo”Tom 206(?) even lore
But I want that shit to spark joy on creation and the find it all Buffalo Exchange later, ffs.
I want those felt Vans Malomars fo”Tom 206(?) even lore
But I want that shit to spark joy on creation and the find it all Buffalo Exchange later, ffs.
August 11, 2023 at 3:08 AM
Do I fantasize about the kind of money needed to bring Merrell Burnt Rock back eternally? Sure.
I want those felt Vans Malomars fo”Tom 206(?) even lore
But I want that shit to spark joy on creation and the find it all Buffalo Exchange later, ffs.
I want those felt Vans Malomars fo”Tom 206(?) even lore
But I want that shit to spark joy on creation and the find it all Buffalo Exchange later, ffs.
Malomars and Yoo Hoo?
February 2, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Malomars and Yoo Hoo?
You can never get enough Malomars...
February 16, 2025 at 12:17 AM
You can never get enough Malomars...