#managed
well at least he managed to be above the potty this time.
November 8, 2026 at 11:35 PM
I managed to lose some luggage.
November 9, 2026 at 8:13 AM
lol, he managed to find someone worse than Nicki Minaj
November 7, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Looks like these clowns just managed to pull another Four Seasons Total Landscaping fiasco! 🤣🤡
November 8, 2026 at 12:49 AM
managed to sketch a little something for day 1 of #chubbyalastorweek
November 7, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Makes sense, considering he managed to do that somehow.
November 7, 2026 at 2:50 PM
"Vertex has used roughly 50 AI companies to comb through its data set of 10,000 drug compounds, Leiden said. Not one managed to generate a working drug."
"Executives leading the companies that discover new drugs say AI isn’t going to cure cancer anytime soon. They are dimming the hype around the technology’s use in drug research, saying human biology is too complicated even for superintelligence." www.wsj.com/tech/ai/sili...
Silicon Valley Promises AI Will Cure Disease. Drugmaker CEOs Aren’t Buying It.
No drug designed by artificial intelligence has won FDA clearance, and pharma leaders say biology is the obstacle.
www.wsj.com
November 8, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Whoever managed the Colom and Andrews campaigns can write their own ticket, holy shit
There was an interview with Colom’s pollster that was essentially like “get black turnout to presidential levels and win a quarter of the white vote, that’s ballgame” and well….
This is insane: according to The New York Times, Scott Colom won 24% of the white vote in Mississippi, a 19-point swing from 2024. This includes:

· 30% of the white college vote (D+17)
· 27% of white women (D+17), and
· 39% (!) of white voters aged 18-29 (D+41!!)
November 6, 2026 at 1:59 PM
I managed to jump a little!

ちょっと飛べましたっ☆
November 5, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Managed to echolocate @bentleybats.bsky.social at #MIRXXX
Lovely chatting with you!!
November 8, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Look what Kylie has managed to get...
November 8, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Nature is truly amazing, nothing is impossible, Stephen Miller managed to procreate.
November 8, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Bikes managed to outnumbered cars on Bloor and they are...*checks notes*... Tearing out bike lanes.

Make it make sense.
November 7, 2026 at 4:07 PM
"bring foreign nationals to help run the WH" might be the most deranged sentence that he's ever managed and this is the world champ
Not your fault, sane America…

And the midterms proved you're still there

But a country that elected this absolute freak twice can't expect the rest of us to trust it for a long long time.
November 7, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Remember the female Chinese who “managed” to penetrate maralago with some kind of computer equipment?
November 8, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Managed to last a shorter amount of time than the Ford Pinto.
November 6, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Glad I managed to just about find a parking space.
November 8, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Y'all, I managed to write 600+ words in horror WIP this morning! 🎪
November 8, 2026 at 12:21 PM
You guys are probably gonna get another video this week, I managed to write that Simpsons Did It pretty fast 🥳
November 9, 2026 at 1:21 AM
For the first time, I've managed to cook flavorful mushrooms that aren't the texture of rubber.

It only took an hour.
November 9, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Managed by Dawn Marie!
November 9, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Think about that. He managed to mobilize an entire nation to vote against him and his party.
November 5, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Though, in his typical Douthatian way, he only managed to tell him to Go To Purgatory
November 9, 2026 at 1:06 PM
OXFORD, Miss –– For years, the quarterback managed to perform at a high level despite the absence of his close friend, Tobago. Tonight, it fell apart.
November 8, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Weighed myself recently and im kinda blown away that ive managed to lose over 60 pounds since 2019
November 8, 2026 at 7:42 PM