#market’s
Stock market’s crashing, retirement savings are disappearing… and he’s out golfing.
April 4, 2025 at 2:20 PM
“Whatever. The stock market’s up.”
August 11, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Looks like the market’s about to crash..
December 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The market's getting killed
April 21, 2025 at 3:47 PM
A bipartisan pair of senators pressed regulators to scrutinize the prediction market’s deceptive marketing. An investigation has already been underway.
Regulators Are Investigating Polymarket, Reports Say—As Senators Demand A Federal Probe
A bipartisan pair of senators pressed regulators to scrutinize the prediction market’s deceptive marketing. An investigation has already been underway.
www.forbes.com
June 26, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Jon Stewart on Trump's Botched Tariff Rollout & The Stock Market's Meltdown

youtu.be/zBflZLStKQg
Jon Stewart on Trump's Botched Tariff Rollout & The Stock Market's Meltdown | The Daily Show
YouTube video by The Daily Show
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April 8, 2025 at 3:06 AM
famous last words

*BESSENT: NOT PARTICULARLY WORRIED ABOUT WHAT MARKET'S THINKING
May 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
stock market's up, time for fox news to pretend it counts again
April 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Stock market’s open.
April 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
You won’t need eyes to see where this market’s going
TRUMP TRADE ADVISER NAVARRO: THE MARKET IS FINDING THE BOTTOM NOW
April 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Hahah hell yeah. Shake faith in the market's biggest growth stock, do it. I bet the stove isn't even on
July 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Trump has long boasted about the market's performance under him. But now he seems to have other priorities.
Stocks sink again, as Trump doubles down on tariffs
Trump has long boasted about the market's performance under him. But now he seems to have other priorities.
www.npr.org
March 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Trump has long boasted about the market's performance under him. But now he seems to have other priorities.
Stocks sink again, as Trump doubles down on tariffs
Trump has long boasted about the market's performance under him. But now he seems to have other priorities.
www.npr.org
March 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
We'll learn what markets think of the US public market's valuation with an in-process political coup, yes.
February 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
How London became the property market's black sheep www.ft.com/content/f9c1...
September 28, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Ah, good. Market's about to open. Time for groceries.
November 25, 2024 at 1:51 PM
TRUMP IN 2020: "If Biden gets in, this market’s going to crash"

REALITY:
September 19, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Oh my god the stock market’s HP counter is refilling. And now it has rockets??
April 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Stock market's eyeing tomorrow's open.
March 1, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Bellbottoms
March 8, 2026 at 1:01 AM
“.. Bank of America says the market's reaction to Kevin Warsh resembles an emerging market facing a credibility shock.”

@weisenthal.bsky.social
August 3, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Market’s closed and people are still selling. Tesla investors can’t DOGE these falling prices.
March 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
when the market's copium supplies run out...boy
The number of times people have just flat out refused to believe me that even if Trump reverses right now you can’t just turn trade back on like a switch (and the tariffs have been in place for a month now - we’re not fixing this).

They genuinely think supply chain guys will just be able to fix it
It's honestly kind of insane how the last few months have been logistics companies and OEMs staring off into the distance at impending oblivion while the companies that use those services are in complete denial of what's going on and assume the tariff otaku will change his mind at the last second
May 6, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Korean stock market's max drawdown now -25.2%

(via Schwab)
July 17, 2026 at 12:43 PM
I just heard a guy say, unironically, "As long as the market's OK with it," so.
November 26, 2024 at 6:11 PM