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aversatrix.northsky.social
it’s my favorite entry from this, which is one of my favorite articles www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/fak...
Fake Massachusetts Towns
Lameham Methol Shamesbury april 19 2021 April 17 2022 4/17/23 4/14/24 4/21/25 4/19/26
www.mcsweeneys.net
September 22, 2026 at 3:00 AM
bogyankee.bsky.social
"Braintree", Massachusetts. 🙄

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Fake Massachusetts Towns
Lameham Methol Shamesbury april 19 2021 April 17 2022 4/17/23 4/14/24 4/21/25 4/19/26
www.mcsweeneys.net
September 16, 2026 at 8:31 PM
dseitz.bsky.social
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/fak...
Fake Massachusetts Towns
Lameham Methol Shamesbury april 19 2021 April 17 2022 4/17/23 4/14/24 4/21/25 4/19/26
www.mcsweeneys.net
September 2, 2026 at 5:39 PM
pawlbologna.bsky.social
it's an all time great. @mcsweeneys.net ilu
Fake Massachusetts Towns
Lameham Methol Shamesbury april 19 2021 April 17 2022 4/17/23 4/14/24 4/21/25 4/19/26
www.mcsweeneys.net
September 2, 2026 at 4:50 PM
fenbeast.bsky.social
IDK what they expected, menthol does what menthol does and "tingle" isn't what methol does on mucosa
August 24, 2026 at 12:22 AM
danluvsbeer.bsky.social
Make sure you cross-reference against this list, just so nobody takes advantage of you:
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/fak...
Fake Massachusetts Towns
Lameham Methol Shamesbury april 19 2021 April 17 2022 4/17/23 4/14/24 4/21/25 4/19/26
www.mcsweeneys.net
August 17, 2026 at 6:34 PM
noctilin.bsky.social
THANK U CASEY THATS THE YEARNING ACCOMPANIED BY METHOL ILLNESS COMING FROM ME
August 12, 2026 at 1:12 AM
ri.oldfolkshome.org
The Unstable is :chefskiss:

www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/fak...
Fake Massachusetts Towns
Lameham Methol Shamesbury april 19 2021 April 17 2022 4/17/23 4/14/24 4/21/25 4/19/26
www.mcsweeneys.net
August 12, 2026 at 12:19 AM
mpbmke.com
I still pronounce "Unstable" this way.
Fake Massachusetts Towns
Lameham Methol Shamesbury april 19 2021 April 17 2022 4/17/23 4/14/24 4/21/25 4/19/26
www.mcsweeneys.net
August 11, 2026 at 1:11 AM
aschengeist.bsky.social
Wer gerne schon mal einen Schluck vom Erkältungsbadwasser nehmen wollte dem empfehle ich diese Bonbons.
Bild zeigt die schwedische Bonbos "Kanolds" mit Eukalyptus und Methol drin.
August 6, 2026 at 12:42 PM
matthematics.com
It's about time, Massachusetts is usually the standard-bearer for fake town names around here
Fake Massachusetts Towns
Lameham Methol Shamesbury april 19 2021 April 17 2022 4/17/23 4/14/24 4/21/25 4/19/26
www.mcsweeneys.net
August 5, 2026 at 4:58 PM
kyarakthylnim.bsky.social
[PSA] If you have minty / methol toothpaste, do not rub it on your balls, it will be ice cold!!!
#furryart #furry
August 3, 2026 at 1:22 PM
jenejareth.bsky.social
Methol near the eyes
July 18, 2026 at 1:54 AM
compostwitch.bsky.social
my serious thought is to make a list of real village names and then shuffle their components

this may also be good inspo (compare to real Massachusetts towns) www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/fak...
Fake Massachusetts Towns
Lameham Methol Shamesbury april 19 2021 April 17 2022 4/17/23 4/14/24 4/21/25 4/19/26
www.mcsweeneys.net
June 22, 2026 at 4:20 PM
mbfabulian.bsky.social
can you imagine choking down a spoonful of petrolatum, methol, and camphor? ugh!! though the methol does smell good.
June 11, 2026 at 5:56 PM
yourkingmob.blacksky.app
I talked to the pope, every Knicks fan is allowed to smoke 1 (one) methol cigarette regardless of age, health or other concerns.
June 11, 2026 at 3:38 AM
yongchangtang.bsky.social
㤗成都腸胃舒口服液 200 ml ( Salol and Methol Mixture, Thainakorn 200 ml ยาธาตุน้ำขาว ไทยนคร 200 มล ) 腸胃舒口服液，氣味芳香，口感清涼，含有有效消滅腸道病菌 功效的葯品成分，治療腸道炎症，潤腸通便 ### 主治 緩解腹痛，腹瀉，腹張，絞痛症狀和消化不良，老幼皆宜 ### 用法 兒童每次－茶匙 成人每次一餐匙 每天三次，飯後服用 服用前先搖晃瓶身
㤗成都腸胃舒口服液 200 ml ( Salol and Methol Mixture, Thainakorn 200 ml ยาธาตุน้ำขาว ไทยนคร 200 มล ) 腸胃舒口服液，氣味芳香，口感清涼，含有有效消滅腸道病菌 功效的葯品成分，治療腸道炎症，潤腸通便 ### 主治 緩解腹痛，腹瀉，腹張，絞痛症狀和消化不良，老幼皆宜 ### 用法 兒童每次－茶匙 成人每次一餐匙 每天三次，飯後服用 服用前先搖晃瓶身
June 4, 2026 at 4:59 AM
emarktaylor.bsky.social
I wasn't sure - but had a inkling.

A bit like this list of Fake Massachusetts towns that includes Braintree (except the real Toad the Wet Sprocket didn't show up until 1986). :)

www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/fak...
Lists Fake Massachusetts Towns by Michael Andor Brodeur Lameham Methol Shamesbury Blight Falls West Lameham Mansocket Whitefolk Leominsterlingburghamshireton Scroughton Unstable (/unst’-a-bull/) Hamham Braintree
June 2, 2026 at 11:13 PM
bigfluffytail.com
i need 300 million cuddles, 5 red bulls, 2 bacon sandwiches, a methol grape cigarette, a full time neverending vacation in tokyo, and fifty bucks
May 17, 2026 at 1:19 PM
clairegregoryau.bsky.social
That's literally exactly what they're like, blueberry-methol 😂 My mouth does not know what to do with them.

The Caramilk ones are available here all of the time now, I'm pretty sure! They rock.
May 1, 2026 at 3:55 PM
epsteinweb.bsky.social
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April 27, 2026 at 5:13 AM
motorious.bsky.social
Especially like Unstable and Methol, but since they threw a ringer in there they should also have included New Braintree. (If ya know, ya know.)
April 21, 2026 at 2:57 AM
mistahkurtz.bsky.social
Y Methol Ferré...
March 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
creedreader.bsky.social
Methol made MeLol
February 25, 2026 at 7:26 PM
cottonmather.bsky.social
In the unlikely event you don’t know this classic. (The author, btw, is one of the many recently cut from WaPo. He was classical music critic.)

www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/fak...
Fake Massachusetts Towns
Lameham Methol Shamesbury Blight Falls West Lameham Mansocket Whitefolk Leominsterlingburghamshireton Scroughton Unstable (/unst’-a-bull/) Hamham B...
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February 25, 2026 at 6:15 PM