Whoa, methuselah rookie card
March 22, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Whoa, methuselah rookie card
President Methuselah just killed me
Y’all trying to grade President Methuselah on a learning curve??? AS A LAME DUCK???
Get the fuck out of here.
Do y’all have duel citizenship in NeverLand??? Is that why you’re are responding to true peril so differently than black people who are smarter than you?? Read me in. What’s the tea???
Get the fuck out of here.
Do y’all have duel citizenship in NeverLand??? Is that why you’re are responding to true peril so differently than black people who are smarter than you?? Read me in. What’s the tea???
December 1, 2024 at 9:46 PM
President Methuselah just killed me
Quoting from the play Back to Methuselah, Robert F. Kennedy would often say, “Some men see things as they are and ask why. I dream of things that never were and say, why not.”
June 2, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Quoting from the play Back to Methuselah, Robert F. Kennedy would often say, “Some men see things as they are and ask why. I dream of things that never were and say, why not.”
methuselah
we just knew bullies would shorten it to meth
we just knew bullies would shorten it to meth
Shhhh nobody’s looking it’s Sunday afternoon. What was the baby name you wanted to use but it was just a little TOO much? Ours was Lysander like in Midsummer Nights Dream for a boy. It’s so beautiful!! But it was just too out there. (Mind you, I named my daughter Winifred, but still)
May 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
methuselah
we just knew bullies would shorten it to meth
we just knew bullies would shorten it to meth
Methuselah seems a school-boy.
September 15, 2026 at 8:47 AM
Methuselah seems a school-boy.
Can you imagine getting thrown out by Methuselah.
January 29, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Can you imagine getting thrown out by Methuselah.
And here is the female, Methuselah
#godzillacrystalcore
#art #kaijuart #monsterverse #anguirus #kaiju
#godzillacrystalcore
#art #kaijuart #monsterverse #anguirus #kaiju
May 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
And here is the female, Methuselah
#godzillacrystalcore
#art #kaijuart #monsterverse #anguirus #kaiju
#godzillacrystalcore
#art #kaijuart #monsterverse #anguirus #kaiju
Running an organizing training and no one in the group knew what “above the fold” means because they don’t read physical newspapers. I am Methuselah, I’m Father Abraham, I am old as dust.
February 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Running an organizing training and no one in the group knew what “above the fold” means because they don’t read physical newspapers. I am Methuselah, I’m Father Abraham, I am old as dust.
Methuselah strokes.
METHUSELAH STROKES.
METHUSELAH STROKES.
December 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Methuselah strokes.
METHUSELAH STROKES.
METHUSELAH STROKES.
November 26, 2024 at 8:06 AM
fuck him up, methuselah
September 2, 2026 at 12:27 AM
fuck him up, methuselah
citizens demand more information on this monocellular canine methuselah eukaryote
June 22, 2025 at 4:14 AM
citizens demand more information on this monocellular canine methuselah eukaryote
Putting the "meth" in "methuselah".
December 5, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Putting the "meth" in "methuselah".
There is a shitload of blame to go around for this debacle, but Maine's labor movement (for recruiting Platner) and Chuck (for recruiting Methuselah the Union Buster) can share the gold medal.
March 1, 2026 at 8:39 PM
There is a shitload of blame to go around for this debacle, but Maine's labor movement (for recruiting Platner) and Chuck (for recruiting Methuselah the Union Buster) can share the gold medal.
With the Methsaiah due any minute, the faithful also trust that the Methuselah already walks among them
August 30, 2026 at 8:46 PM
With the Methsaiah due any minute, the faithful also trust that the Methuselah already walks among them
methuselah out here killing applebees
Why does the media continue to use the word "Millennial" as code for "young person"? That's not what it means. It's literally in the name. A Millennial is someone at least a thousand years old.
March 29, 2026 at 6:55 PM
methuselah out here killing applebees
"Surly Methuselah"
August 6, 2026 at 1:21 AM
"Surly Methuselah"
I belive he planted the Methuselah tree🤔
July 22, 2024 at 12:09 PM
I belive he planted the Methuselah tree🤔
Methuselah Rock?
October 2, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Methuselah Rock?
Everyone meet Umbra!! She worked with Methuselah to grant wishes to those that came to them :]
#dragonart #dragon #oc #originalcharacter
#dragonart #dragon #oc #originalcharacter
July 31, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Everyone meet Umbra!! She worked with Methuselah to grant wishes to those that came to them :]
#dragonart #dragon #oc #originalcharacter
#dragonart #dragon #oc #originalcharacter
Monsterverse Redesigns 3: Methuselah the 🐐 #Godzilla
Having a mix of mammalian and reptilian traits made Methuselah a particularly fun design to tackle.
Having a mix of mammalian and reptilian traits made Methuselah a particularly fun design to tackle.
October 30, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Monsterverse Redesigns 3: Methuselah the 🐐 #Godzilla
Having a mix of mammalian and reptilian traits made Methuselah a particularly fun design to tackle.
Having a mix of mammalian and reptilian traits made Methuselah a particularly fun design to tackle.
Jesus Harold Methuselah Franklin Christ I am so over Bernie.
What a fucking stupid time to be alive
What a fucking stupid time to be alive
October 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Jesus Harold Methuselah Franklin Christ I am so over Bernie.
What a fucking stupid time to be alive
What a fucking stupid time to be alive