"The Crack placed the album at number 1 in their list of the worst albums of 2015, and described the duo as 'papier-mache punks with their mockney lip-flapping, fag-paper-thin-sentiment, derivative riffs, embarrassingly prescriptive pseudo-politics and sixth form poetry'."
November 3, 2026 at 10:51 AM
"The Crack placed the album at number 1 in their list of the worst albums of 2015, and described the duo as 'papier-mache punks with their mockney lip-flapping, fag-paper-thin-sentiment, derivative riffs, embarrassingly prescriptive pseudo-politics and sixth form poetry'."
Never had any respect from that talentless Mockney posh-boy to start with lol. And don't get me started on what a p.o.s. Vinnie Jones is.
October 28, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Never had any respect from that talentless Mockney posh-boy to start with lol. And don't get me started on what a p.o.s. Vinnie Jones is.
People don't talk like Mr Richardson these days. He's be a right mockney geezer these days. #Mastermind1977
October 26, 2026 at 9:11 PM
People don't talk like Mr Richardson these days. He's be a right mockney geezer these days. #Mastermind1977
Allo Allo is French, like the setting of the TV show! Ello Ello Ello is British cop talk. A single Ello is a bit more Cockney (or Mockney in the very finest Dick Van Dyke tradition). Hullo is a bit posh, while Hallo is more German.
Lots of subtleties to a simple greeting!
Lots of subtleties to a simple greeting!
October 30, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Allo Allo is French, like the setting of the TV show! Ello Ello Ello is British cop talk. A single Ello is a bit more Cockney (or Mockney in the very finest Dick Van Dyke tradition). Hullo is a bit posh, while Hallo is more German.
Lots of subtleties to a simple greeting!
Lots of subtleties to a simple greeting!
Talk sport is as bad, one guy talking about LFC started with a weird scouse accent akin to a character in Bread, then half way through totally lost it and went mockney.
October 25, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Talk sport is as bad, one guy talking about LFC started with a weird scouse accent akin to a character in Bread, then half way through totally lost it and went mockney.
Why didn't anyone tell me how good this is? Thought it was just more mockney nonsense from Guy Ritchie. It's so much more.
October 23, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Why didn't anyone tell me how good this is? Thought it was just more mockney nonsense from Guy Ritchie. It's so much more.
Well, it pretty much is Mockney nonsense I think, but it is quite entertaining 😁
October 23, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Well, it pretty much is Mockney nonsense I think, but it is quite entertaining 😁
It was proper back in the old days, the 90s, when you had the old school Guy Ritchie geezers with mockney accents and Britpop soundtracks
October 22, 2026 at 10:36 AM
It was proper back in the old days, the 90s, when you had the old school Guy Ritchie geezers with mockney accents and Britpop soundtracks
Two appalling Essex mockney accents on the next table.
That’s correct. I don’t even need to ask the question.
One has a haircut that could be best described as “Cole Palmer in 5 years’ time”. The other’s do is “Tom Davies; the Breakthrough Years”.
That’s correct. I don’t even need to ask the question.
One has a haircut that could be best described as “Cole Palmer in 5 years’ time”. The other’s do is “Tom Davies; the Breakthrough Years”.
October 20, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Two appalling Essex mockney accents on the next table.
That’s correct. I don’t even need to ask the question.
One has a haircut that could be best described as “Cole Palmer in 5 years’ time”. The other’s do is “Tom Davies; the Breakthrough Years”.
That’s correct. I don’t even need to ask the question.
One has a haircut that could be best described as “Cole Palmer in 5 years’ time”. The other’s do is “Tom Davies; the Breakthrough Years”.
Fat tongued Mockney twat.
October 12, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Fat tongued Mockney twat.
Ooft. Having a complete aversion to the fat-tongued mockney wankah, I just thought it was a naturally terrible song from a dreadful band, but this elevates it to an altogether higher plane of awful. Kinda makes sense now.
October 12, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Ooft. Having a complete aversion to the fat-tongued mockney wankah, I just thought it was a naturally terrible song from a dreadful band, but this elevates it to an altogether higher plane of awful. Kinda makes sense now.
Thought that rubber tongued mockney would have had something to do with it.
October 9, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Thought that rubber tongued mockney would have had something to do with it.
😀 no the blonde mockney one
October 8, 2026 at 8:47 PM
😀 no the blonde mockney one
#EmojiSounds
#MusicChallenge
#MusicSky
5-🥊
A fun London duo best known for their ‘Mockney’ tunes (and supporting Led Zeppelin at Knebworth) – this story song shows a very different side to them:
Chas & Dave - Punchy and the Willer Warbler
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5P4...
#MusicChallenge
#MusicSky
5-🥊
A fun London duo best known for their ‘Mockney’ tunes (and supporting Led Zeppelin at Knebworth) – this story song shows a very different side to them:
Chas & Dave - Punchy and the Willer Warbler
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5P4...
Punchy and the Willer Warbler (2005 Remaster)
YouTube video by Chas & Dave - Topic
www.youtube.com
October 4, 2026 at 8:14 PM
#EmojiSounds
#MusicChallenge
#MusicSky
5-🥊
A fun London duo best known for their ‘Mockney’ tunes (and supporting Led Zeppelin at Knebworth) – this story song shows a very different side to them:
Chas & Dave - Punchy and the Willer Warbler
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5P4...
#MusicChallenge
#MusicSky
5-🥊
A fun London duo best known for their ‘Mockney’ tunes (and supporting Led Zeppelin at Knebworth) – this story song shows a very different side to them:
Chas & Dave - Punchy and the Willer Warbler
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5P4...
Also 'There's Another One Behind's perfect Mockney on the B side. Damon AllBran should have been so diverse.
October 4, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Also 'There's Another One Behind's perfect Mockney on the B side. Damon AllBran should have been so diverse.
Rob Beckett is really just John Bishop with a Mockney accent. #CelebrityTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitors
October 2, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Rob Beckett is really just John Bishop with a Mockney accent. #CelebrityTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitors
I've missed something here - what's the link with the mockney chef?
October 2, 2026 at 6:22 PM
I've missed something here - what's the link with the mockney chef?
How did Guy Ritchie become our Taylor Sheridan? He's got about 7 projects on the go? Is he just Damien Hirst-ing it with a team of mockney interns?
September 27, 2026 at 1:04 PM
How did Guy Ritchie become our Taylor Sheridan? He's got about 7 projects on the go? Is he just Damien Hirst-ing it with a team of mockney interns?
Ash Sarkar seems to have jettisoned that curious strain of mockney she used to affect.
September 24, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Ash Sarkar seems to have jettisoned that curious strain of mockney she used to affect.
"Mockney Wanker Grundy" doesn't really have much of a ring to it. #TheArchers
September 20, 2026 at 8:42 PM
"Mockney Wanker Grundy" doesn't really have much of a ring to it. #TheArchers
They can claim Jo is a nickname just so long as Mockney Wanker BMW Mercedes Grundy gets the business
September 20, 2026 at 8:44 PM
They can claim Jo is a nickname just so long as Mockney Wanker BMW Mercedes Grundy gets the business
Idea for a new Channel 4 show: Jamie's 30-second Feasts. Cheeky mockney restauranteur and TV personality Jamie Oliver has to cram as many treat-size Mars bars as he can down his neck before Jools and the kids get back from swimming.
September 20, 2026 at 8:41 AM
Idea for a new Channel 4 show: Jamie's 30-second Feasts. Cheeky mockney restauranteur and TV personality Jamie Oliver has to cram as many treat-size Mars bars as he can down his neck before Jools and the kids get back from swimming.
Paramounts mobland, don’t bother. Tired predictable stereotypical crap from guy ritchie. Terrible tv. Who commissions this shite? Usual cast members, mockney gangsters. About as far fetched as you can get. Bin it #paramount #mobland #SameOldCrap #Tiresome #Boring #Predictable #TypecastActors
September 20, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Paramounts mobland, don’t bother. Tired predictable stereotypical crap from guy ritchie. Terrible tv. Who commissions this shite? Usual cast members, mockney gangsters. About as far fetched as you can get. Bin it #paramount #mobland #SameOldCrap #Tiresome #Boring #Predictable #TypecastActors
meanwhile a millionaire can be considered working class if they talk in a “regional” or cockney/mockney accent or adhere to certain stereotypes. it’s infuriating because the actual economics don’t even come into these assignations half the time.
September 17, 2026 at 12:35 PM
meanwhile a millionaire can be considered working class if they talk in a “regional” or cockney/mockney accent or adhere to certain stereotypes. it’s infuriating because the actual economics don’t even come into these assignations half the time.
It's *journalist* Yaxley Lennon's "mockney" illiteracy that is most galling.
Ed Sheeran's agent: Ok fuck me that was a wild few days. Still we should be over the worst of it now...
September 17, 2026 at 6:30 AM
It's *journalist* Yaxley Lennon's "mockney" illiteracy that is most galling.