Optimist: The glass is half full
Pessimist: The glass is half empty
Safety Professional: [sighs deeply] A glass of what, exactly? Do you have the MSDS? You drank some didn't you?
Pessimist: The glass is half empty
Safety Professional: [sighs deeply] A glass of what, exactly? Do you have the MSDS? You drank some didn't you?
Optimist: The glass is half full
Pessimist: The glass is half empty
Environmental Consultant: While not a regulated quantity we'll need laboratory analysis before knowing proper disposal methods. Change order.
Pessimist: The glass is half empty
Environmental Consultant: While not a regulated quantity we'll need laboratory analysis before knowing proper disposal methods. Change order.
Optimist: the glass is half full
Pessimist: the glass is half empty
My dog: What’s in the cup, What’s in the cup, What’s in the cup, can I haz some?
Pessimist: the glass is half empty
My dog: What’s in the cup, What’s in the cup, What’s in the cup, can I haz some?
August 22, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Optimist: The glass is half full
Pessimist: The glass is half empty
Safety Professional: [sighs deeply] A glass of what, exactly? Do you have the MSDS? You drank some didn't you?
Pessimist: The glass is half empty
Safety Professional: [sighs deeply] A glass of what, exactly? Do you have the MSDS? You drank some didn't you?
This is, by the way, literally what I was taught to do in undergrad when we had to look up MSDS sheets. “You can go to their website, but it’s easier to just do term + MSDS.”
April 12, 2024 at 9:53 PM
This is, by the way, literally what I was taught to do in undergrad when we had to look up MSDS sheets. “You can go to their website, but it’s easier to just do term + MSDS.”
asking the sex shop worker for the corresponding Material Safety Datasheet (MSDS) to the poppers i just purchased
June 22, 2024 at 2:02 PM
asking the sex shop worker for the corresponding Material Safety Datasheet (MSDS) to the poppers i just purchased
(rash diagnosis) on dark skin pictures, HAZMAT, PubMed, MSDS for (product)
September 25, 2026 at 7:10 PM
(rash diagnosis) on dark skin pictures, HAZMAT, PubMed, MSDS for (product)
Right up there with my favorite fake MSDS:
June 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Right up there with my favorite fake MSDS:
Pups need a shock collar until they learn how to behave I’m still training @subpupkylo.bsky.social maybe one day I’ll be able to take it off of him
#pupplay #bdsm #gaybdsm #electroplay #sexdungeon #domsub #msds
#pupplay #bdsm #gaybdsm #electroplay #sexdungeon #domsub #msds
February 13, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Pups need a shock collar until they learn how to behave I’m still training @subpupkylo.bsky.social maybe one day I’ll be able to take it off of him
#pupplay #bdsm #gaybdsm #electroplay #sexdungeon #domsub #msds
#pupplay #bdsm #gaybdsm #electroplay #sexdungeon #domsub #msds
You used to be able to google a substance + MSDS and get a reliable result, and it’s going to be heartbreaking when someone discovers that you can’t anymore the hard way.
ChatGPT hallucinating Material Safety Data Sheets is a nightmare scenario for lab safety: www.funraniumlabs.com/2024/04/phil...
Phil vs. LLMs - Funranium Labs
Last year, my friend Ed made a post regarding the nascent proliferation of ChatGPT and competitors into various search engines and other products. With a moment’s contemplation after reading it, I jus...
www.funraniumlabs.com
April 12, 2024 at 9:47 PM
You used to be able to google a substance + MSDS and get a reliable result, and it’s going to be heartbreaking when someone discovers that you can’t anymore the hard way.
Rocket fuel needs an oxidizer. I suppose they're using something exotic like chlorine triflouride.
Because it's MACHO.
And burns sand. Really.
The MSDS on this is "Please don't." The extended MSDS is "So. You didn't listen. We're letting this burn out and staying upwind."
Because it's MACHO.
And burns sand. Really.
The MSDS on this is "Please don't." The extended MSDS is "So. You didn't listen. We're letting this burn out and staying upwind."
Sand Won't Save You This Time
www.science.org
February 7, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Rocket fuel needs an oxidizer. I suppose they're using something exotic like chlorine triflouride.
Because it's MACHO.
And burns sand. Really.
The MSDS on this is "Please don't." The extended MSDS is "So. You didn't listen. We're letting this burn out and staying upwind."
Because it's MACHO.
And burns sand. Really.
The MSDS on this is "Please don't." The extended MSDS is "So. You didn't listen. We're letting this burn out and staying upwind."
Tell me that you didn’t read the MSDS without telling me that you didn’t read the MSDS…
June 19, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Tell me that you didn’t read the MSDS without telling me that you didn’t read the MSDS…
Where on the MSDS for vast quantities of chlorine does it say “please use one wipe”.
December 15, 2024 at 11:12 AM
Where on the MSDS for vast quantities of chlorine does it say “please use one wipe”.
"Mrs. Meyers MSDS" might be the funniest phrase I hear today I think
July 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
"Mrs. Meyers MSDS" might be the funniest phrase I hear today I think
Here's a comparison of the USS Enterprise-D MSD as seen in #StarTrekTNG's "Galaxy's Child"⬇️ and the Galaxy-class MSDs seen in #StarTrekLowerDecks' "The New Next Generation"⬆️.
December 20, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Here's a comparison of the USS Enterprise-D MSD as seen in #StarTrekTNG's "Galaxy's Child"⬇️ and the Galaxy-class MSDs seen in #StarTrekLowerDecks' "The New Next Generation"⬆️.
Handing a guy the MSDS for the lube you plan on using.
Make they read the Material Safety Data Sheets and sign any related logs
March 7, 2026 at 7:08 AM
Handing a guy the MSDS for the lube you plan on using.
I think it will likely happen because someone will google “thing MSDS” and get an AI hit that isn’t obviously AI.
April 12, 2024 at 9:47 PM
I think it will likely happen because someone will google “thing MSDS” and get an AI hit that isn’t obviously AI.
Meanwhile, the nerds on the live feed said, "I don't have the MSDS on this or anything, but don't breathe that smoke! Close your windows!"
June 19, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Meanwhile, the nerds on the live feed said, "I don't have the MSDS on this or anything, but don't breathe that smoke! Close your windows!"
Don't go near Tsumi. She's bad news.
January 20, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Don't go near Tsumi. She's bad news.
Chump And His No Bid Giveaway
Contractor, Didn't Read The Instructions On The MSDS Report ?.......
Contractor, Didn't Read The Instructions On The MSDS Report ?.......
June 20, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Chump And His No Bid Giveaway
Contractor, Didn't Read The Instructions On The MSDS Report ?.......
Contractor, Didn't Read The Instructions On The MSDS Report ?.......
People say Americans are dumb but how come we know all the MSDS information of all the toxic chemicals that spill in our neighborhoods ahaha checkmate Euros
November 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
People say Americans are dumb but how come we know all the MSDS information of all the toxic chemicals that spill in our neighborhoods ahaha checkmate Euros
“The Love Hypothesis” fic about a lab equipment manager. she is busy putting up MSDS safety sheets and counting boxes of pipettes. are they getting it on in her supply closet? no? okay, she has reagents to order and lab mice to distribute.
"the love hypothesis" fanfiction about the department's finance person. he goes to work, reconciles accounts, drafts budgets, answers questions. leaves at exactly 5 pm. "hey did you hear about dr. carlsen and that—" it's 4:57. come on, man. don't start anything.
September 24, 2026 at 6:34 AM
“The Love Hypothesis” fic about a lab equipment manager. she is busy putting up MSDS safety sheets and counting boxes of pipettes. are they getting it on in her supply closet? no? okay, she has reagents to order and lab mice to distribute.
what's the msds on cum look like?
December 13, 2023 at 10:03 PM
what's the msds on cum look like?
'Here's how to read the MSDS. If it *has* an MSDS, it is expressly forbidden!' 😹
July 31, 2025 at 6:20 AM
'Here's how to read the MSDS. If it *has* an MSDS, it is expressly forbidden!' 😹
"Okay, so you *named* it fear gas, but where is the MSDS?"
June 17, 2024 at 5:11 PM
"Okay, so you *named* it fear gas, but where is the MSDS?"
Just make sure that you check the MSDS on every industrial adhesive it recommends you add.
January 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Just make sure that you check the MSDS on every industrial adhesive it recommends you add.