I love that the MySQL page literally has the Social Security Administration as a use case: www.mysql.com/industry/gov...
MySQL :: MySQL Enterprise Edition for Government
www.mysql.com
February 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I love that the MySQL page literally has the Social Security Administration as a use case: www.mysql.com/industry/gov...
This weekend’s goal: working MySQL client builtin to Bun
November 23, 2024 at 2:12 PM
This weekend’s goal: working MySQL client builtin to Bun
mySQL meu sequilho
November 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
mySQL meu sequilho
MySQL may I have a BOOLEAN plox
mysql: Here are eight
How about just one
mysql: No, they're cheaper if you buy eight
But I only need one
mysql: idc. sell the other 7 on ebay
mysql: Here are eight
How about just one
mysql: No, they're cheaper if you buy eight
But I only need one
mysql: idc. sell the other 7 on ebay
February 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
MySQL may I have a BOOLEAN plox
mysql: Here are eight
How about just one
mysql: No, they're cheaper if you buy eight
But I only need one
mysql: idc. sell the other 7 on ebay
mysql: Here are eight
How about just one
mysql: No, they're cheaper if you buy eight
But I only need one
mysql: idc. sell the other 7 on ebay
MySQL se muere... ¡Larga vida a MariaDB!
En este vídeo comento lo que ocurre con MySQL, porqué no es tan crítico como lo pintan, qué alternativas tenemos... Y más cositas 👀
👉 youtu.be/anKK5oEgz3c
#mysql #mariadb #postgresql #floss #opensource #libresoftware #softwarelibre #linux
En este vídeo comento lo que ocurre con MySQL, porqué no es tan crítico como lo pintan, qué alternativas tenemos... Y más cositas 👀
👉 youtu.be/anKK5oEgz3c
#mysql #mariadb #postgresql #floss #opensource #libresoftware #softwarelibre #linux
MySQL se muere ¡Larga vida a... ¿MariaDB?!
YouTube video by Rafa Laguna Directos y Clips
youtu.be
January 20, 2026 at 1:01 PM
MySQL se muere... ¡Larga vida a MariaDB!
En este vídeo comento lo que ocurre con MySQL, porqué no es tan crítico como lo pintan, qué alternativas tenemos... Y más cositas 👀
👉 youtu.be/anKK5oEgz3c
#mysql #mariadb #postgresql #floss #opensource #libresoftware #softwarelibre #linux
En este vídeo comento lo que ocurre con MySQL, porqué no es tan crítico como lo pintan, qué alternativas tenemos... Y más cositas 👀
👉 youtu.be/anKK5oEgz3c
#mysql #mariadb #postgresql #floss #opensource #libresoftware #softwarelibre #linux
Spent the past few days building user and privilege management for MySQL in DataCollie.
It’s a surprisingly complex module, with many layers of inheritance. MySQL 8 adds even more moving parts: dynamic privileges, role-based access control, and privilege inheritance.
#buildinpublic #mysql
It’s a surprisingly complex module, with many layers of inheritance. MySQL 8 adds even more moving parts: dynamic privileges, role-based access control, and privilege inheritance.
#buildinpublic #mysql
September 26, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Spent the past few days building user and privilege management for MySQL in DataCollie.
It’s a surprisingly complex module, with many layers of inheritance. MySQL 8 adds even more moving parts: dynamic privileges, role-based access control, and privilege inheritance.
#buildinpublic #mysql
It’s a surprisingly complex module, with many layers of inheritance. MySQL 8 adds even more moving parts: dynamic privileges, role-based access control, and privilege inheritance.
#buildinpublic #mysql
MySql suportando Javascript… é…
#OracleCloudWorld
#OracleCloudWorld
September 11, 2024 at 5:00 PM
MySql suportando Javascript… é…
#OracleCloudWorld
#OracleCloudWorld
if i have MySQL where is YourSQL?
December 11, 2024 at 10:24 PM
if i have MySQL where is YourSQL?
MySQL was more like MyStressfulQL today
I highly recommend not locking yourself out of the root user on your database... 😅
(screenshot is the feed down because I had to have a stressful 20 minutes of trying to work out how to get my own permissions back, which meant taking everything else down in the process...)
(screenshot is the feed down because I had to have a stressful 20 minutes of trying to work out how to get my own permissions back, which meant taking everything else down in the process...)
February 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
MySQL was more like MyStressfulQL today
yeah i mysql suffer from similar problems
September 26, 2026 at 12:32 AM
yeah i mysql suffer from similar problems
their names are php, mysql, and javascript. (css was too shy to appear.) be nice to them !
October 5, 2025 at 8:50 AM
their names are php, mysql, and javascript. (css was too shy to appear.) be nice to them !
I'm benching backfills into a mysql database. Other than batch inserts, any suggestions on maximizing performance?
November 18, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I'm benching backfills into a mysql database. Other than batch inserts, any suggestions on maximizing performance?
📯 Oban Web is open Source
🐬 Oban v2.19 includes MySQL support
🧭 Web v2.11 is released
📊 Met v1.0 is released (and open source)
oban.pro/articles/oss...
#elixirlang
🐬 Oban v2.19 includes MySQL support
🧭 Web v2.11 is released
📊 Met v1.0 is released (and open source)
oban.pro/articles/oss...
#elixirlang
OSS Oban Web & Oban v2.19
From open sourcing Oban Web, to releasing Oban with MySQL support, Web v2.11, and plan simplifications
oban.pro
January 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
📯 Oban Web is open Source
🐬 Oban v2.19 includes MySQL support
🧭 Web v2.11 is released
📊 Met v1.0 is released (and open source)
oban.pro/articles/oss...
#elixirlang
🐬 Oban v2.19 includes MySQL support
🧭 Web v2.11 is released
📊 Met v1.0 is released (and open source)
oban.pro/articles/oss...
#elixirlang
i hate mys..... uh, mysql. yeah. hate that
January 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
i hate mys..... uh, mysql. yeah. hate that
Well, my Bluesky ASP.NET Auth properly persists auth tokens in MySql and SQLite, so they survive an app restart.
I'm almost confident enough to publish it now.
I'm almost confident enough to publish it now.
September 24, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Well, my Bluesky ASP.NET Auth properly persists auth tokens in MySql and SQLite, so they survive an app restart.
I'm almost confident enough to publish it now.
I'm almost confident enough to publish it now.
As well as Oracle (MySQL, Sun, Java, Peoplesoft) which runs TikTok and powers Anduril and much of the worst tech behind the Israeli genocide.
What the Ellison family would own if Paramount buys Warner Bros:
Paramount+
CBS
CNN
Showtime
HBO
Warner Bros
TNT
TBS
MTV
DC Studios
Nickelodeon
Comedy Central
Cartoon Network
And more...
This is a rotten deal that the Trump regime has rubber stamped.
State AGs must step in and block it.
Paramount+
CBS
CNN
Showtime
HBO
Warner Bros
TNT
TBS
MTV
DC Studios
Nickelodeon
Comedy Central
Cartoon Network
And more...
This is a rotten deal that the Trump regime has rubber stamped.
State AGs must step in and block it.
June 13, 2026 at 10:05 PM
As well as Oracle (MySQL, Sun, Java, Peoplesoft) which runs TikTok and powers Anduril and much of the worst tech behind the Israeli genocide.
i love lamp... stack! Linux, Apache, MySQL and PHP gave me a career 👍
#onebit #1bit #pixelart #ドット絵 #픽셀아트 #像素画 #пиксельарт #dotchke #pixel_dailies @pixeldailies.bsky.social #LAMP #solodev
#onebit #1bit #pixelart #ドット絵 #픽셀아트 #像素画 #пиксельарт #dotchke #pixel_dailies @pixeldailies.bsky.social #LAMP #solodev
May 19, 2026 at 8:44 PM
i love lamp... stack! Linux, Apache, MySQL and PHP gave me a career 👍
#onebit #1bit #pixelart #ドット絵 #픽셀아트 #像素画 #пиксельарт #dotchke #pixel_dailies @pixeldailies.bsky.social #LAMP #solodev
#onebit #1bit #pixelart #ドット絵 #픽셀아트 #像素画 #пиксельарт #dotchke #pixel_dailies @pixeldailies.bsky.social #LAMP #solodev
Distributing my SQLite database by storing it as blobs in a MySQL table.
October 30, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Distributing my SQLite database by storing it as blobs in a MySQL table.
I really wonder how community notes survive in that cesspool.
February 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I really wonder how community notes survive in that cesspool.
he's the worst. And he's wrong www.mysql.com/industry/gov...
MySQL :: MySQL Enterprise Edition for Government
www.mysql.com
February 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
he's the worst. And he's wrong www.mysql.com/industry/gov...
This still makes me laugh every time. Like bye bitch
July 10, 2024 at 6:35 PM
This still makes me laugh every time. Like bye bitch
Huh, has Oracle stopped publishing commits to the MySQL github repo?
github.com/mysql/mysql-...
github.com/mysql/mysql-...
github.com/mysql/mysql-...
github.com/mysql/mysql-...
Commits · mysql/mysql-server
MySQL Server, the world's most popular open source database, and MySQL Cluster, a real-time, open source transactional database. - Commits · mysql/mysql-server
github.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Huh, has Oracle stopped publishing commits to the MySQL github repo?
github.com/mysql/mysql-...
github.com/mysql/mysql-...
github.com/mysql/mysql-...
github.com/mysql/mysql-...
look, it took facebook _a few years_ to migrate to mysql 8 and you can bet that facebook is much more willing to lose your shit, and (they know what they're doing, have better documentation, have more resources -- take your pick)
but sure 3 months go for it
engineering.fb.com/2021/07/22/c...
but sure 3 months go for it
engineering.fb.com/2021/07/22/c...
Migrating Facebook to MySQL 8.0
MySQL, an open source database developed by Oracle, powers some of Facebook’s most important workloads. We actively develop new features in MySQL to support our evolving requirements. These feature…
engineering.fb.com
March 29, 2025 at 4:34 AM
look, it took facebook _a few years_ to migrate to mysql 8 and you can bet that facebook is much more willing to lose your shit, and (they know what they're doing, have better documentation, have more resources -- take your pick)
but sure 3 months go for it
engineering.fb.com/2021/07/22/c...
but sure 3 months go for it
engineering.fb.com/2021/07/22/c...