Narrator: Haley did not remember.
Remember, remember: Détente ‘til the 4th of November!
I see Democratic groups and factions already focusing on post-election day efforts to position themselves, take credit, spin results to their advantage.
Maybe just focus now on WINNING BIG? And then starting Nov. 4, capitalizing on victory to WEAKEN TRUMP ADMINISTRATION and CREATE MORE GOP TURMOIL?
Maybe just focus now on WINNING BIG? And then starting Nov. 4, capitalizing on victory to WEAKEN TRUMP ADMINISTRATION and CREATE MORE GOP TURMOIL?
November 2, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Narrator: Haley did not remember.
Narrator: He did not, in fact, get greenland
November 2, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Narrator: He did not, in fact, get greenland
Narrator: Canada is surviving just fine without us.
November 2, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Narrator: Canada is surviving just fine without us.
Narrator: "White women will 𝑎𝑏𝑠𝑜𝑙𝑢𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑦 embarrass themselves tomorrow."
I really hope white women don't embarrass themselves tomorrow.
November 3, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Narrator: "White women will 𝑎𝑏𝑠𝑜𝑙𝑢𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑦 embarrass themselves tomorrow."
NARRATOR: THIS IS WHAT NATCONS UNIRONICALLY BELIEVE
Universities are fake and gay and you should learn a trade and make $70 million/year but also a single Indian at a prestigious-ish university is stealing opportunities from Americans
UT-Austin had to delete this tweet because their student was getting mass harassment
Brands should leave X
Brands should leave X
October 29, 2026 at 8:26 PM
NARRATOR: THIS IS WHAT NATCONS UNIRONICALLY BELIEVE
Narrator: No, we do not fucking do that.
November 2, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Narrator: No, we do not fucking do that.
Narrator: “they could not, in fact, fix him”
November 2, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Narrator: “they could not, in fact, fix him”
Narrator: “It was rambling. Senile rambling. But nobody had the courage to tell him.”
November 1, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Narrator: “It was rambling. Senile rambling. But nobody had the courage to tell him.”
the narrator stops mid-sentence
November 1, 2026 at 7:30 PM
the narrator stops mid-sentence
same person btw
November 2, 2026 at 8:29 PM
same person btw
the narrator told me to fuck off
November 1, 2026 at 6:54 AM
the narrator told me to fuck off
not the most reliable narrator, though
November 2, 2026 at 4:36 AM
not the most reliable narrator, though
Narrator: because they would run them out of town in Minneapolis, that’s why.
October 30, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Narrator: because they would run them out of town in Minneapolis, that’s why.
Narrator: They went. #AT40
"Please Don't Go" by KC and the Sunshine Band moves up three places to #13. #AT40
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October 31, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Narrator: They went. #AT40
Narrator: The fandom would later fail this task.
October 31, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Narrator: The fandom would later fail this task.
Narrator: There was no bottom.
October 30, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Narrator: There was no bottom.
Me: What time is it?? 8-9 PM?
Narrator: It was 6:20.
Narrator: It was 6:20.
November 2, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Me: What time is it?? 8-9 PM?
Narrator: It was 6:20.
Narrator: It was 6:20.
I already find this pic even more charming knowing seteth eventually succeeds jeralt as the story narrator for FW
November 2, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I already find this pic even more charming knowing seteth eventually succeeds jeralt as the story narrator for FW
she's essential. without her we remain locked in nathan's pov and what makes it so fun is how thru her we find out how unreliable a narrator he's become
November 1, 2026 at 10:57 PM
she's essential. without her we remain locked in nathan's pov and what makes it so fun is how thru her we find out how unreliable a narrator he's become
[narrator voice] she knew exactly why she was being asked that question
October 31, 2026 at 5:24 PM
[narrator voice] she knew exactly why she was being asked that question
Narrator: Her following was, in fact, “not huge.”
November 1, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Narrator: Her following was, in fact, “not huge.”
Last night at the Royal Albert Hall. A 30-year celebration. 🎀 ❤️
October 31, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Last night at the Royal Albert Hall. A 30-year celebration. 🎀 ❤️
Narrator: the kick is good
Canes with a touchdown on Sunday. Only question is whether they get the extra point blocked
November 1, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Narrator: the kick is good
Narrator: he wasn’t tricked.
October 29, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Narrator: he wasn’t tricked.
Narrator: “ten years later, it was revealed that the product was made of people”
November 2, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Narrator: “ten years later, it was revealed that the product was made of people”