Stop using Claude. I can also write completely nonfunctioning code that breaks your entire website for you, AND I have a fat boycunt
May 4, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Stop using Claude. I can also write completely nonfunctioning code that breaks your entire website for you, AND I have a fat boycunt
This would be catastrophic. There are so few places that sell chicken that has been properly aged in a nonfunctioning refrigerator.
Billionaire John Catsimatidis threatens to close Gristedes chain if socialist Zohran Mamdani elected NYC mayor
Billionaire John Catsimatidis threatens to close Gristedes chain if socialist Zohran Mamdani elected NYC mayor
"Will Mamdani run the supermarkets with union help? When people start shoplifting, will he even have cops arrest them," Catsimatidis pondered.
nypost.com
June 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
This would be catastrophic. There are so few places that sell chicken that has been properly aged in a nonfunctioning refrigerator.
Distressed 200825
#year2020 #pittsburgh #stripDistrict
#photography
#distressed #distressedPhotography #rust #phoneBooth #nonFunctioning #thingsThatArentThereAnymore
#year2020 #pittsburgh #stripDistrict
#photography
#distressed #distressedPhotography #rust #phoneBooth #nonFunctioning #thingsThatArentThereAnymore
September 30, 2026 at 5:02 PM
lol being nonfunctioning owns so bad
August 12, 2024 at 6:53 PM
lol being nonfunctioning owns so bad
I realize there are a bazillion people who get up every day and live perfectly normal lives in countries with nonfunctioning governments, but I still miss it.
March 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I realize there are a bazillion people who get up every day and live perfectly normal lives in countries with nonfunctioning governments, but I still miss it.
Wild that my go-to when I am having what feels like debilitating anxiety is walking my nonfunctioning body towards the coffee machine
September 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Wild that my go-to when I am having what feels like debilitating anxiety is walking my nonfunctioning body towards the coffee machine
If twitter became completely nonfunctioning, or offline, where would its users migrate to mostly i wonder...
May 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
If twitter became completely nonfunctioning, or offline, where would its users migrate to mostly i wonder...
The plumber is down in the murder basement looking at the malfunctioning/nonfunctioning hot water heater. Hold me.
November 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The plumber is down in the murder basement looking at the malfunctioning/nonfunctioning hot water heater. Hold me.
It's so wild that executives genuinely seem to be a borderline nonfunctioning segment of humanity. Like how do you not look at something like Hogwarts Legacy and be unable to understand why it was successful and then think you can recreate it with fucking Game of Thrones. How?
February 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
It's so wild that executives genuinely seem to be a borderline nonfunctioning segment of humanity. Like how do you not look at something like Hogwarts Legacy and be unable to understand why it was successful and then think you can recreate it with fucking Game of Thrones. How?
"Better get warmed up, the next twenty loads got yer name all over them 😈"
Hope you didn't plan on leaving without a sore jaw and nonfunctioning legs tonight 👀
🎨: @todex.bsky.social
Hope you didn't plan on leaving without a sore jaw and nonfunctioning legs tonight 👀
🎨: @todex.bsky.social
December 24, 2024 at 1:42 PM
"Better get warmed up, the next twenty loads got yer name all over them 😈"
Hope you didn't plan on leaving without a sore jaw and nonfunctioning legs tonight 👀
🎨: @todex.bsky.social
Hope you didn't plan on leaving without a sore jaw and nonfunctioning legs tonight 👀
🎨: @todex.bsky.social
He will cripple it to the point of nonfunctioning then “save” it by privatizing it.
Same game plan for federal lands
Same game plan for federal lands
March 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
He will cripple it to the point of nonfunctioning then “save” it by privatizing it.
Same game plan for federal lands
Same game plan for federal lands
Getting closer and closer to getting him to make the site nonfunctioning.
April 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Getting closer and closer to getting him to make the site nonfunctioning.
Functioning code is all alike; every nonfunctioning code is nonfunctioning in its own way.
September 14, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Functioning code is all alike; every nonfunctioning code is nonfunctioning in its own way.
Well Folks, I hadn't had much hope we'd see the real Epstein Files today, but the Child-Rapists minions have made what they released today a nonfunctioning, unsearchable site. It isn't a surprise - had they released what the Courts demanded, Trump would be a proven Pedophile Rapist. Beyond a doubt.
December 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Well Folks, I hadn't had much hope we'd see the real Epstein Files today, but the Child-Rapists minions have made what they released today a nonfunctioning, unsearchable site. It isn't a surprise - had they released what the Courts demanded, Trump would be a proven Pedophile Rapist. Beyond a doubt.
Israel vuela un hospital en Gaza. Otro crimen de guerra de libro. Imagino que la mayoría de los medios occidentales volverán a ignorar la noticia. Menos mal que podemos leer la información en un diario israelí, Haaretz. www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...
IDF investigating if commander demolished nonfunctioning hospital in Gaza without approval
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www.haaretz.com
March 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Israel vuela un hospital en Gaza. Otro crimen de guerra de libro. Imagino que la mayoría de los medios occidentales volverán a ignorar la noticia. Menos mal que podemos leer la información en un diario israelí, Haaretz. www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...
Clover is like a deep sea fish because he seems odd but in a kind of beautiful but also in a kind of scary and unsettling way and when he doesn't have thousands and thousands of pounds of pressure on him anymore he turns into a nonfunctioning goo puddle and also he can't breathe
February 9, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Clover is like a deep sea fish because he seems odd but in a kind of beautiful but also in a kind of scary and unsettling way and when he doesn't have thousands and thousands of pounds of pressure on him anymore he turns into a nonfunctioning goo puddle and also he can't breathe
Somewhere in the house there is a portal to another dimension inhabited solely by power adapters, because there are few unused/nonfunctioning electronics laying around, and I throw out the adapter when I toss what it came with.
Yet somehow I have 16,000 power adapters with no corresponding device.
Yet somehow I have 16,000 power adapters with no corresponding device.
June 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Somewhere in the house there is a portal to another dimension inhabited solely by power adapters, because there are few unused/nonfunctioning electronics laying around, and I throw out the adapter when I toss what it came with.
Yet somehow I have 16,000 power adapters with no corresponding device.
Yet somehow I have 16,000 power adapters with no corresponding device.
With my newly nonfunctioning car radio my other senses are heightened so I can smell my commute home now.
August 27, 2026 at 1:49 AM
With my newly nonfunctioning car radio my other senses are heightened so I can smell my commute home now.
I won't eat like my great grandparents because they were nonfunctioning alcoholics who resented being alive
May 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I won't eat like my great grandparents because they were nonfunctioning alcoholics who resented being alive
And now they want to distract again by investigating President Biden's use of the autopen?
As though the cognitive nonfunctioning trump hasn't used it.
As though the cognitive nonfunctioning trump hasn't used it.
October 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
And now they want to distract again by investigating President Biden's use of the autopen?
As though the cognitive nonfunctioning trump hasn't used it.
As though the cognitive nonfunctioning trump hasn't used it.
American parents will hear RFK say/do literally anything and think that their child is the nonfunctioning person
June 19, 2026 at 6:17 PM
American parents will hear RFK say/do literally anything and think that their child is the nonfunctioning person
Shadi man Trump and Musk are governing by fiat with a complete disregard for law now and at the pace they're going, federal government will be nonfunctioning in weeks and Congressional authority over spending totally stripped before they even have to pass a budget.
February 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Shadi man Trump and Musk are governing by fiat with a complete disregard for law now and at the pace they're going, federal government will be nonfunctioning in weeks and Congressional authority over spending totally stripped before they even have to pass a budget.
Me, after staring at my nonfunctioning simulation code for a week and not having it work and suddenly spotting a typo
National Treasure Nicolas Cage
Alt: National Treasure Nicolas Cage saying 'Could it really be that simple?'
static.klipy.com
July 8, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Me, after staring at my nonfunctioning simulation code for a week and not having it work and suddenly spotting a typo
Update: The operator of the @RoguePOTUSStaff X account has removed the nonfunctioning links to their book from the account's biography, and replaced them with the text "Names don't mater". archive.is/E0cCB
April 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Update: The operator of the @RoguePOTUSStaff X account has removed the nonfunctioning links to their book from the account's biography, and replaced them with the text "Names don't mater". archive.is/E0cCB