nonzero chance that this has happened
September 1, 2026 at 1:00 AM
nonzero chance that this has happened
nonzero chance vance gets excommunicated
November 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
nonzero chance vance gets excommunicated
nonzero chance they told him an MRI is an alternate measure of IQ
November 15, 2025 at 5:51 AM
nonzero chance they told him an MRI is an alternate measure of IQ
Nonzero chance this is where we’re headed
June 6, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Nonzero chance this is where we’re headed
There’s a nonzero chance that RFK Jr will one day be beaten to death by a mob of furious parents.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. will direct federal health agencies to explore potential new treatments for measles as the U.S. faces its largest outbreak in 25 years. Experts fear the decision could have grave consequences, as studies show the existing vaccine is 97% effective in preventing infection.
RFK Jr. Orders Search for New Measles Treatments Instead of Urging Vaccination
Decades of research have turned up no miracle treatment for measles, but studies show the M.M.R. shot is 97 percent effective in preventing the disease.
www.nytimes.com
May 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
There’s a nonzero chance that RFK Jr will one day be beaten to death by a mob of furious parents.
nonzero chance that neither the World Cup nor the 2028 Summer Olympics take place in the United States the way things are going
Five players, and thirteen staff members from the Senegalese basketball team have been denied visas to the US.
The team is here to prepare for the upcoming Afrobasket tournament.
The team is here to prepare for the upcoming Afrobasket tournament.
June 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
nonzero chance that neither the World Cup nor the 2028 Summer Olympics take place in the United States the way things are going
I suppose there’s a nonzero chance THE SOCIAL RECKONING ends like INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS
September 27, 2026 at 7:42 PM
I suppose there’s a nonzero chance THE SOCIAL RECKONING ends like INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS
Nonzero chance putin poisoned trump in Alaska
September 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Nonzero chance putin poisoned trump in Alaska
Nonzero chance Trump thinks potash comes from Snoop’s bong.
March 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Nonzero chance Trump thinks potash comes from Snoop’s bong.
Nonzero chance he declares war on russia to divert attention from Epstein files
July 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Nonzero chance he declares war on russia to divert attention from Epstein files
If someone were to suggest this on tomorrow's Fox & Friends there's a nonzero chance it would happen.
The Trump administration could really restore confidence by getting the entire Cabinet to ride a tanker through the Straits of Hormuz to show everyone how safe and easy it is now.
They could bring along a lot of MAGA influencers and Fox News hosts to broadcast it all live!
They could bring along a lot of MAGA influencers and Fox News hosts to broadcast it all live!
Bessent: "That was always in our planning -- the chance that the US Navy or perhaps an international coalition will be escorting tankers through. There are tankers coming through now. We know that they have not mined the Straits."
March 12, 2026 at 8:21 PM
If someone were to suggest this on tomorrow's Fox & Friends there's a nonzero chance it would happen.
nonzero chance Fetterman switches parties by 2028, imo
Sen. John Fetterman said that Kash Patel, Donald Trump‘s nominee to lead the FBI, assured him he would not target Trump’s enemies.
Fetterman: Kash Patel Told Me He Won't Go After Trump's 'Enemies List'
Sen. John Fetterman has met with multiple Trump nominees and said he will support some of the people Trump has nominated.
www.rollingstone.com
December 22, 2024 at 5:42 PM
nonzero chance Fetterman switches parties by 2028, imo
also nonzero chance you'll end up with a pilot/handler kink
I've so far been responsible for plural, poly, lesbian and trans hatching so at this point taking to me is a cognitohazard
September 22, 2026 at 6:20 PM
also nonzero chance you'll end up with a pilot/handler kink
Honestly, I think a desire to punish Walz for offering an alternate model of masculinity is driving a nonzero percentage of this atrocity.
Walz: "What's happening in MN defies belief. News reports simply don't do justice to the level of chaos & disruption & trauma the federal govt is raining down... This long ago stopped being a matter of immigration enforcement. Instead, it's a campaign of organized brutality against the people of MN"
January 15, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Honestly, I think a desire to punish Walz for offering an alternate model of masculinity is driving a nonzero percentage of this atrocity.
Van Hollen just gave himself a nonzero chance at being the next president lets be real
i have no doubt that senator van hollen was genuinely concerned for the safety and welfare of abrego garcia BUT ALSO this is what i'm talking about when i say POLITICAL AMBITION. van hollen may well make himself a household name and nationally recognized political figure with this move
April 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Van Hollen just gave himself a nonzero chance at being the next president lets be real
nonzero chance elon musk gets thrown in a wisconsin jail. ill take it
July 17, 2026 at 1:05 AM
nonzero chance elon musk gets thrown in a wisconsin jail. ill take it
There's a nonzero chance that the funniest thing ever could happen.
Elon Musk has fired an estimated nearly 6,000 Veterans from their federal jobs, including many who are disabled.
In Trump's America, the world's richest man gets to kick thousands of our nation's heroes to the curb. punchbowl.news/article/wash...
In Trump's America, the world's richest man gets to kick thousands of our nation's heroes to the curb. punchbowl.news/article/wash...
Thousands of veterans likely fired under DOGE
Democrats estimate that nearly 6,000 veterans may have already been fired from their federal jobs as part of the DOGE initiative run by Elon Musk.
punchbowl.news
February 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
There's a nonzero chance that the funniest thing ever could happen.
Nonzero chance he's talking to a Reagan AI chatbot and thinks it's real
Trump says a former president told him "I wish I did what you did" with Iran. Who might that be? Trump says it wasn't Bush and people close to Biden, Obama and Clinton all deny they've been talking war with Trump. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/16/u...
Trump Claims an Ex-President Confided His Regrets on Iran. But Who?
www.nytimes.com
March 17, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Nonzero chance he's talking to a Reagan AI chatbot and thinks it's real
oh man theres an actual nonzero chance of this
April 4, 2026 at 1:18 AM
oh man theres an actual nonzero chance of this
theres a nonzero chance that when all is said and done elon musk gets deported
June 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
theres a nonzero chance that when all is said and done elon musk gets deported
a nonzero amount of wanting to ban it is because the chatGPT using people are annoying
‘Study after study shows that students want to develop these critical thinking skills, are not lazy, and large numbers of them would be in favor of banning ChatGPT and similar tools in universities’, says @olivia.science www.ru.nl/en/research/...
‘Opposing the inevitability of AI at universities is possible and necessary’ | Radboud University
Since the widespread release of ChatGPT in December of 2022, AI has taken over much of the world by storm – including academia. Most of this happened with very little pushback, despite a myriad of iss...
www.ru.nl
November 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
a nonzero amount of wanting to ban it is because the chatGPT using people are annoying
There's a nonzero chance they talked about botched penis implants.
NEW: We asked Texas Gov. Greg Abbott for his and his staff’s emails with Elon Musk and Musk’s companies.
The governor’s office won’t turn them over, saying some contain “intimate and embarrassing” information that is “not of legitimate concern to the public.”
The governor’s office won’t turn them over, saying some contain “intimate and embarrassing” information that is “not of legitimate concern to the public.”
Texas Governor’s Office Says Its Emails With Elon Musk May Be, in Part, Too “Embarrassing” to Release to the Public
We asked Abbott for his and his staff’s emails with Elon Musk and Musk’s companies. The governor’s office won’t turn them over, saying some contain “intimate and embarrassing” information that is “not of legitimate concern to the public.”
www.propublica.org
July 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
There's a nonzero chance they talked about botched penis implants.
I think there's a nonzero chance that Trump thinks Mamdani is one of the Saudis
February 26, 2026 at 8:18 PM
I think there's a nonzero chance that Trump thinks Mamdani is one of the Saudis
So considering he reposted that AI medbed thing last night there's a nonzero chance his own advisors have been showing him AI Fox News clips in the oval office and he thinks they're real
September 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
So considering he reposted that AI medbed thing last night there's a nonzero chance his own advisors have been showing him AI Fox News clips in the oval office and he thinks they're real
there is like, a nonzero chance that i am the best babyfur pianist alive
June 4, 2026 at 3:14 AM
there is like, a nonzero chance that i am the best babyfur pianist alive