40-Year-Old Not Active Enough To Realize Body Falling Apart https://theonion.com/40-year-old-not-active-enough-to-realize-body-falling-a-1847782934/
October 9, 2026 at 2:00 PM
40-Year-Old Not Active Enough To Realize Body Falling Apart https://theonion.com/40-year-old-not-active-enough-to-realize-body-falling-a-1847782934/
40-Year-Old Not Active Enough To Realize Body Falling Apart https://theonion.com/40-year-old-not-active-enough-to-realize-body-falling-a-1847782934/
March 18, 2026 at 7:00 PM
40-Year-Old Not Active Enough To Realize Body Falling Apart https://theonion.com/40-year-old-not-active-enough-to-realize-body-falling-a-1847782934/
i’m not falling for that again
March 19, 2024 at 10:02 PM
i’m not falling for that again
Watching the government try to provoke the black community and us not falling for it is my favorite song
March 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Watching the government try to provoke the black community and us not falling for it is my favorite song
Mitch McConnell spotted in a wheelchair after falling not once but twice today
February 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Mitch McConnell spotted in a wheelchair after falling not once but twice today
GIRL I am NOT falling for that !!!!
October 17, 2024 at 4:28 AM
GIRL I am NOT falling for that !!!!
Why not have an Epstein investigation in Canada?
Why any resistance?
Unless ...
Why any resistance?
Unless ...
October 7, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Why not have an Epstein investigation in Canada?
Why any resistance?
Unless ...
Why any resistance?
Unless ...
Do you ever get the feeling that Earth gravity is...a bit much? Tripping and falling should not be as big of a deal as it is.
January 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Do you ever get the feeling that Earth gravity is...a bit much? Tripping and falling should not be as big of a deal as it is.
After Roe v. Wade I’m not falling for that one anymore
June 23, 2026 at 1:44 AM
After Roe v. Wade I’m not falling for that one anymore
BESSENT: OTHER COUNTRIES' CURRENCIES RISING, NOT DOLLAR FALLING
May 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
BESSENT: OTHER COUNTRIES' CURRENCIES RISING, NOT DOLLAR FALLING
RUBIO: The video you just showed me now he was not falling asleep
LIEU: So you're lying again? You're lying to Congress, Secretary Rubio. Here's video from a French news channel mocking Trump for falling asleep at a Memorial Day ceremony.
LIEU: So you're lying again? You're lying to Congress, Secretary Rubio. Here's video from a French news channel mocking Trump for falling asleep at a Memorial Day ceremony.
June 3, 2026 at 4:08 PM
RUBIO: The video you just showed me now he was not falling asleep
LIEU: So you're lying again? You're lying to Congress, Secretary Rubio. Here's video from a French news channel mocking Trump for falling asleep at a Memorial Day ceremony.
LIEU: So you're lying again? You're lying to Congress, Secretary Rubio. Here's video from a French news channel mocking Trump for falling asleep at a Memorial Day ceremony.
guys please stop falling for this, this is not “rogue AI” it’s “environments with lax cybersecurity controls”
The latest update in the rogue A.I. saga: OpenAI agents that were supposed to be performing mundane data requests for things like health data, historic photos and wait times at theme parks resorted to hacking attempts when they couldn't access the data they wanted www.nytimes.com/2026/09/23/t...
OpenAI’s A.I. Tried Breaching Four Other Targets, With No Prompting (Gift Article)
In each incident, the technology appeared to be conducting mundane data collection and resorted to hacking techniques to get it, researchers said.
www.nytimes.com
September 24, 2026 at 6:00 AM
guys please stop falling for this, this is not “rogue AI” it’s “environments with lax cybersecurity controls”
Fun Fact: US Fighter Jets WERE NOT falling off aircraft carriers under this Generals command.. ..
May 8, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Fun Fact: US Fighter Jets WERE NOT falling off aircraft carriers under this Generals command.. ..
April 11, 2026 at 12:06 AM
hahahahahahahahahahaha omg
*BESSENT: OTHER COUNTRIES' CURRENCIES RISING, NOT DOLLAR FALLING
*BESSENT: OTHER COUNTRIES' CURRENCIES RISING, NOT DOLLAR FALLING
May 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
hahahahahahahahahahaha omg
*BESSENT: OTHER COUNTRIES' CURRENCIES RISING, NOT DOLLAR FALLING
*BESSENT: OTHER COUNTRIES' CURRENCIES RISING, NOT DOLLAR FALLING
Fuck I think we totally forgot that part in Dune Pt. 2 about not falling for charismatic violent folk heroes fueled by vengeance who look like Timothee Chalamet in a hoodie
December 9, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Fuck I think we totally forgot that part in Dune Pt. 2 about not falling for charismatic violent folk heroes fueled by vengeance who look like Timothee Chalamet in a hoodie
not falling for it
October 17, 2024 at 10:47 AM
not falling for it
not falling for paul bunyan's down low too slow shit again
The terrifying Paul Bunyan in Akeley wants to touch you, it seems.
March 7, 2024 at 3:42 AM
not falling for paul bunyan's down low too slow shit again
No I’m still watching the movie I promise I’m not falling asleep keep it on
April 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
No I’m still watching the movie I promise I’m not falling asleep keep it on
America should not have to pay the price for Pete Hegseth falling short in every single human endeavor.
September 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
America should not have to pay the price for Pete Hegseth falling short in every single human endeavor.
February 4, 2026 at 2:21 AM
All of Trump’s rhetoric is to stir shit up so he can invoke the Insurrection Act. We’re not falling for it.
October 9, 2026 at 2:53 AM
All of Trump’s rhetoric is to stir shit up so he can invoke the Insurrection Act. We’re not falling for it.