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Scientists use yeast from body of Ötzi the Iceman to make "very very good" sourdough

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Scientists use yeast from body of Ötzi the Iceman to make "very very good" sourdough
Yeast survived for millenia inside a mummy, and can still be used to make bread.
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June 8, 2026 at 7:31 PM
At the “Smells Like Snow Coffee Festival”, which is a Gilmore Girls themed event in Akron. Waiting for Zak and Bryan to play “Hep Alien” songs with Run Katie Run. #notmakingthisup
November 2, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Ce bouquin doit être la ref de Luc Besson pour son Dracula raconté du point de vue du Vampire qui sort cet été
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Quand j'étais au collège, j'avais étudié un ouvrage jeunesse (donc paru il y a au moins 25-30 ans), qui racontait Dracula avec le point de vue du vampire - qui était sans doute le narrateur - qui s’avérait être simplement maladroit/inconscient d'être un monstre. Quelqu'un aurait la référence ?
March 20, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I'm not sure if it's still there, but for a while there was a shop on the ground floor where guests could enjoy a refreshing cup of matcha, earl grey, or darjeeling.🍵

It was, of course, called PHYSICAL GRAFFI-TEA 🤦🏻

#NotMakingThisUp
November 23, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Listening to Spare Change’s ‘Brand New Reason’ while taking a picture of my Pokémon binder and the shiny cards where giving too much and as I thought : acted I’ll use my HAND to block it and right then the lyric was parallel to the action / thought “take you by the HAND”
#synchronicity #music #irish
May 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Tonight in "Weird Things I Just Learned," apparently Akon has tried to build his own city in Senegal for several years, based on his cryptocurrency Akoin.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akon_City

#notmakingthisup #realityisweird #todayilearned #akoncity
Akon City - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 18, 2024 at 3:06 AM
In e-mail:"My girlfriend went to the WC and didn't wash her hands before feeding me a chocolate. Could I have gotten AIDS?" #NotMakingThisUp
November 16, 2024 at 9:39 PM
The Tea Party...IN SPACE!#notmakingthisup #pfla #p2 (h/t @lcranston1939)
February 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Citrus County #TeaParty goes after manatees. Next up, cuddly kittens:#notmakingthisup #pfla #p2
February 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
#senatehearings #conservativebs
#notmakingthisup #confirmationhearings

Pete Hegseth: Can't answer a single question. Gives wrong answers. Dodges questions.

Conservatives: Clearly this is all Tammy Duckworth's fault because she's fat.
a man in a brown jacket says " real mature " in a kitchen
ALT: a man in a brown jacket says " real mature " in a kitchen
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January 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Have y'all seen this? Rep Buddy Carter (R-GA) introduced a bill renaming Greenland to... wait for it... "Red, White, and Blueland." #notmakingthisup #adultfreezone #trumpmess buddycarter.house.gov/news/documen...
Carter introduces bill renaming Greenland
Rep. Buddy Carter, Serving Georgia's 1st District
buddycarter.house.gov
February 21, 2025 at 6:09 PM
🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

🕷️ GIANT TRIVIA INVASION 🕸️

👀 See the character to carve a dollar sign in his kitchen window with a suspected diamond? I'm sure you remember Robert Conrad did the same thing in 1966's The Night of the Flying Pie Plate.

#notmakingthisup

#thegiantspiderinvasion
December 16, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Report: #Torontoraccoons hold seminars in Don Valley on cracking new green bins. (I'm #notmakingthisup) #raccoons
November 15, 2024 at 2:50 AM
Good News! No burglaries occurred in our parish last month. But there was an increase in "unlawful acquisitional activity" #notmakingthisup
November 18, 2024 at 9:57 AM
The people who use the Mastcams on Curiosity to check out gravels along rover traverse are called "clastinistas." #notmakingthisup #LPSC2014
March 17, 2025 at 12:35 AM
In the words of my Great Grandma, "You can't fight city hall but you can shit on their steps."

#TrueStory #Grandmother #Wisdom #GreatGrandmother #NotMakingThisUp #BostonWomen #Irish
May 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
White House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars http://bit.ly/z1RZe3 #notmakingthisup
March 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Q: Why did James Bond go to church today?
A. For Spy Wednesday!

#NotMakingThisUp #ItsAChurchThing
April 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
In Argentina, Phil Collins' "No Jacket Required" album was retitled "You Don't Need To Carry A Bag" #notmakingthisup http://t.co/9ytOnvjWDU
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December 6, 2024 at 2:59 AM
As soon as this exit poll was anounced my computer anti-virus started saying THREAT HAS BEEN DETECTED at regular intervals

#notmakingthisup
December 3, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Just heard my nephew's football team - @RayoAlcobendas - JUST BEAT REAL MADRID 2-3 !! #notmakingthisup
December 2, 2024 at 4:25 PM
First day of August and some wag saxophonist busker has seen fit to perform a version of Earth Wind and Fire's "September".

#madrid
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November 25, 2024 at 12:26 AM
RT @SubvCopyEd: (#notmakingthisup) Author: "Sorry you find it confusing, but I am fine with this section as is." // You have my sympathy!
December 4, 2024 at 4:33 PM
New chap in #sabudget2015 review on public sector finances shows net loan debt of Eskom in 2006 was R143m. Now R144bn #notmakingthisup
November 24, 2024 at 10:31 AM